#bård

[starchaserr]

Glasses swap 😎🙏

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The 4 most attractive characters from the “Lords of Chaos” movie:

And you can’t change my mind

[therealcalicali]

Valter Skarsgård as Faust - Lords of Chaos, 2018

[fuhlensworld]

hihi! i loveee your previous lords of chaos works and was wondering if you could write dating headcanons for faust? if you don’t feel comfortable writing for him, that’s okay <3

An: ahhh thank you for your request and for appreciating my work! This idea seems so cute I love Faust!!

Dating bård Faust hc!

🎀Sfw🎀

I feel like this man is a complete simp

Like I mean he is at your feet at all times

He would do legit anything you want without question,even I front of the guys

“Faust baby can you get me some water?”

Of course min kjærlighet”

He loves and I mean LOVES to cuddle you

Literally every chance he gets his arm is around you, he’s hugging you, kissing you,etc.

I feel like he would love to have you in his arms while he rubs your arm while you drift off to sleep

He would definitely make you breakfast in the morning

He secretly loves when you play with his hair

Like making little braids and ponytails in his hair makes you so happy and he loves it :3

He loves to take you shopping just so you can put on a little fashion show for him

“Faust baby does this dress look good? I feel like it makes me look weird”

“Princess you look fucking gorgeous, put it in the cart:)”

🎀NSFW🎀

He would definitely be a soft Dom

He loved to focus on you and make his princess feel amazing

I feel like he loves your tits like sucking on them,and massaging them

He would wake you up with an orgasm 100%

Definitely would praise you while overstimulating you:3

“Cmon baby you got this your such a good girl for me aren’t you?”

That mfo will eat you like a starving man

So much cuddles afterwards 😭

He would clean you up after and run you a nice hot bath with cute lil bath bombs

He would tell euro that you couldn’t come into work the next day so he could just take care of you😭

An:Tysm for all the support guys I really appreciate it!!!

[deathwhoregutfucker]

need him like crazy dude

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[juliansjss]

“ WHEN YOU GET BACK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT . . . AND YOUR HEAD IS CAVING IN “ | Faust ! |

Warnings : fem!reader, public sex, p in v, softdom!faust, blowjobs, honestly pretty vanilla if I’m being completely honest. (I do not support the actual person, or the band mayhem, just Valter playing a part.)

admin note : it’s Julian and all I’m saying is I have a new found love and appreciation for Valter, and idk where it came from

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The day had started fairly normal. You and the taller man had got there around six PM, the place was bumping with people. The fair has always been one of your favorite places since you were a child.

Everything from the greasy food, and the spinny rides, you loved it all. It screamed of nostalgia and childhood. You loved it, and you made it abundantly clear. Yet, it was still pretty shocking when Faust came with the idea to go together, as somewhat of a date. It came as a major shock, since that kind of thing didn’t scream him. But it screamed you, and he knew that. It was something you had brung up multiple times since the two had been together.

So that’s how you ended up, a large lemonade cup in one hand and the man’s hand in your other. He however, stuck out like a sore thumb. The man’s dark and moody aesthetic clashing against the bright yellow and pink that was spread across the park.

He rubbed your hand, even if it wasn’t his scene, it made you happy and that’s all that really mattered.

The first ride you got on, was a simple one. The music express, a classic, as Faust said. You agreed. The two of you get in, him on the outside of the ride. As the ride begins, you cuddle on his side as the ride moves you that way anyways. It was a sweet couple of moments, having fun without worry about anything else.

The night went like that on multiple rides, until you found some seats to watch as the sunset and fireworks began to go off. The two of you cuddled into each other, a soft kiss tucked into your head by the man. A happy smile on both of your faces as the night began to calm down.

Most of the children that had been there before, were gone by now. Mostly replaced by older teenagers and adults. It made everything slow down. The two of you felt more comfortable being outright romantic. From kissing to his arm wrapped around you, in a protective embrace. The smile plastered on your face was enough to last for days.

The two of you walked around a little more, playing games as most of the rides were closing down as it hit close to 10:30pm. It was time to go, you knew that.

“Can we get some late dinner?” You said, moving your head to look up at the man, with a curious expression.

“Of course,” he mumbled quietly, “what are you thinking?” He said, looking back down at you.

“There’s a diner about 5 minutes away? Heard they got good burgers” you said, with a soft laugh.

“Sounds great.” He said, returning the soft smile on his face.

The two of you walked to his small car, putting your stuff in the back seat. And drove down to the small diner, there were about 3 other groups of people, which wasn’t all that bad.

The both of you got a small booth, close to the window. The waiter came up to you both, taking your drink order.

A water for him, and a sprite for you. Pretty normal for the both of you. Then once that was brought to the table, the both of you ordered.

The dinner went pretty smooth, the two of you paid and sat up.

“Can you come with me, real quick?” He mumbled against your head softly.

You nodded quickly, a little confused as he dragged you into the family bathroom quickly. That’s when you noticed the strain against the man’s jeans. Oh. That’s what it was.

“That’s so sweet.” You mumbled, staring up at him, “can’t wait to take me until we get home?”

The man shook his head, as he kissed you deep. Lots of tongue. God it was so hot, you couldn’t even lie. The risk factor, his tongue pushing against yours as you flushed against the wall.

His hand, pushed under your thigh and your leg wrapped around his hip, the position reeling with passion and lust. And that’s all that was there.

“Fuck, you’re so hot. You wanna suck me off?” He whispered, he wasn’t the greatest at dirty talk, but that was okay. It didn’t matter when the want pushed through him like none before.

“You know I do.” You said, getting down on knees, shimmying the cardigan off your shoulders, to land at your back and the wall, before taking the straps of the lacey black tank top off your shoulder, pushing them down to let your chest show, moving to unclip the deep burgundy bra off.

A deep primal groan came from deep in his throat as he saw the scene in front of him, grabbing your chin, leaning down to kiss you roughly once again. “Don’t be too loud, got it? Can’t get caught.” He whispered, and you knew it was more for what was bound to happen.

A soft nod came from you, as he began running your hand up and down his cock, a smile plastered on your face as you watched the man above you. His long hair falling in front of his eyes, watching you like a hawk.

You stroked him for a while longer, before leaning down to lick him, softly at first before you began grabbing his thighs to keep yourself grounded as you thrusting him into your mouth, his soft groans and grunts, like your own special music to your ears. You continued thrusting him into your mouth with a big smile, taking it with no fear as he tangled his large hands in your hair.

“Mm, fuck. I’m gonna cum.” He whispered out, his hands tangling in your hair tighter, making you squeak out a moan, you nodded as permission for him to do just that.

And that’s what he did, cumming down your throat with a deep groan, he grabbed your chin roughly and you opened your mouth, showing none of the cum left over. “That’s a good girl.” You smiled as he helped you up.

Maybe it was a bit gross to be on your knees and giving a blowjob in a random diner at 1am, but it wasn’t really the worse place the two of you had fucked, and you knew what you were getting into when the two of you had gotten into a relationship, it was okay.

“Wanna fuck you, baby.” He whispered against your ear, as you began stroking him once again.

“Want you to fuck me.” You said, humming as you continued until you felt him get hard under your touch, didn’t take too long.

“See what you do to me? Get me so worked up, so quick.” He mumbled against your neck, as he began littering it with hickeys bubbling up against the skin. He grabbed his wallet, grabbing a condom from it. The picture of you two, smiling brightly as you kissed, from behind the packaging.

He slid it on as quickly as possible, tossing the wrapping in the trashcan not too far from the two of you. As he pushed himself into you, you let out a soft yelp. It never got old, the slight stretch against him.

“That feels good, stay still for me, pretty girl.” He whispered in your ear, and you listened, how could you not with the sweetly sick tone?

So , you just nodded as he began to thrust slightly into you, not too quick, but not fast enough at the same time. You looked at him and he looked back at you with a knowing look, thrusting into you a bit faster as he brought his hand up to cover your mouth, as he began leaving more hickeys, down your body, stopping at your chest as he took your nipple in his mouth.

The moan you let out could have very well been from a porn, the mumble against his hand. He snapped, still not detaching his mouth from you, but bringing the hand to rub your clip even faster than his thrusts. The some whimpers and groans coming from the bathroom, was quite definitely the reason you heard the kitchen staff becoming increasingly louder as they cleaned up for the night. You would feel bad about it, but for now you were far too concerned with the pleasure between your thighs to give a fuck about what was happening behind that door.

“Fuck, please.. I’m gonna.. cum.” You said breathlessly, mumbled and whiny, as you watched the man in front of you.

“Me too, sweetheart. Cmon, that’s okay.” He mumbled, finally taking his mouth from your boob, taking his hand from your mouth to kiss you deeply.

You moaned into his mouth, as you finished against him. Your heart beating out of your chest as he groaned against you, finishing in the condom.

You both caught your breath as he took himself out of you, and as he threw the condom away.

“I love you.” He whispered, as the two began to clean up.

“I love you too, thank you for the sweet date.” You said, standing on your tippy toes to kiss his cheek.

[hanna-water]

Ikke lov å le på hytta season 5 26th of september 2024 VGTV

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Ylvis - Ferjao

Sommerkonsert i Bekkjarvik, 19.07.2024

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𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒

𝐤𝐞𝐲: ✩=𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 ✧=𝟏𝟖+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘!! ✯=𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭

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New dye job ✩

𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 ’𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝’ 𝐨𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧

My baby ✩

𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐠 𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬

more to come…

𝐛𝐚̊𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐭

Movies ✩

𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫

more to come…

𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐬

more to come…

©️𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋-𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟒!! 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍!!

[soysville]

Fasán✨

[soyrwoo]

God Jul da..

[starchaserr]

No thoughts, only Bylvis boob window

[nothingyoudidntdofirst]

some pics of Bård from FASÁNs website and insta

honestly not the fashon/fasan news i'd thought we'd hear this year

[itwasnotahamster]

Found: thetruemayhemcollection | Photo: finnhakonrodland | Holmenkollen Chapel, Oslo, Norway 🇳🇴

This stave church was rather remarkable, having been completely reconstructed in 1903. During that time, Anders Beer Wilse captured a photograph of it. Originally, the church served as a dedicated venue for various religious ceremonies such as confirmations, baptisms, memorials, and marriages, as well as sporting services.

However, on August 23, 1992, the Holmenkollen Chapel fell victim to a devastating fire. Varg Vikerenes was convicted of setting fire to the church, with Bård "Faust" Eithun and Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth also being implicated.

Nevertheless, the church was reconstructed to match its original form precisely. It currently stands proudly next to the Holmenkollen Ski Museum and a range of world-class Olympic ski slopes.

[firecroft]

Ylvis at Fjordfesten, Sandefjord, Norway - 05.08.2023

[deathwhoregutfucker]

FAUST: heyyy don’t get all bitchy little guy!! i almost can’t hear you with how short you are.

EURO: okeyyy fineeee >.< i’m just a lil guy i guess

please forgive me this might be the gayest (most accurate) thing ever. i need some føystein in my life right now.