#baby Bim

[sarka-stically]

baron is genuinely the most d20 character ever, can we keep them pls?? can we make next season just about this little freak? they are just absolutely delightful to me im sorry rizbert

[scalpho]

i think there's only two possible paths for gilear and hallariel's relationship in junior year. either they break up or fabian gets a baby sibling

[sotacticalsolate]

Candlewick is a combination of Chungledown, Baby, and Gilear

[shrimp-and-crab-activities]

Fantasy High NPCs as text posts pt. 2

[ftmkakashi]

hey guys i cosplayed deidara ✨

[rackartyg]

nimbus is supposed to help with my mental health but he loves nothing more than when i lie in bed all day. am i going to have to fire him

[nolongerexistingsadcatface]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: America & Scotland (Hetalia), Female America & Scotland (Hetalia) Characters: Female America (Hetalia), Mentioned Scotland (Hetalia) - Character, mentioned England (hetalia) - Character Additional Tags: Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Hurt No Comfort, Heavy Angst, Stream of Consciousness, POV Second Person, yeah ikr how cool of me Summary:

There’s something wrong with you.

GUYS I DID IT!!!!!!!

[daisychainsposts]

Egobabyau thing again this time I’m gonna go into more detail about naming and child rearing styles

Bing

Has a girl named Alexa

Disaster Dad

Thinks the way to calm a baby down is to shake it violently

Bio mom has full custody but bing likes to visit

Google

Has a girl

Hates his with a burning passion because he sees babies as lower than humans

Would leave her outside and let nature take kill it (dark ends up adopting her and naming her Sofia)

Ed Edgar

Has another boy

Now has a two for one sale

Would pay birth parent to get an abortion or to have sole custody and take the other baby with them

The mom brings the boys over for play dates with the other kids

Wilford Warfstache

Has twins, a boy named Damian and a girl named Silena

Dark cried a bit when he found out that Wilford had named his son after him

Is more like a fun uncle than a father

Would join the twins in putting their fingers in electrical sockets

The twins are surprisingly durable and are suspected to have inherited some of Wilford’s abilities

In Will’s more down to earth moments he’s more cautious with them.

Dark is their protective uncle/father figure

Darkiplier

Has a girl named Dorothy

Thought with the whole piloting a corpse thing meant that he was sterile so he was overjoyed when he got the news

Spoils her (-and Sofia) rotten and tells her stories about her sleeping aunt Celine

Dorothy is a ray of sunshine so anytime someone meets her father it throws them for a loop

Bim Trimmer

He has one daughter and her name is Britney Beyonc’e Trimmer

He spoiled her a bit too much so Darkiplier had to step in because she was being mean to the other kids

Has been putting her in beauty pageants since she could walk

The host

A boy named Aaron

Stern but gentle

Reads him to sleep every night

The King Of The Squirrels

Has triplets 2 girls 1 boy

Their names are Flora, Hannah and King

The girls are the only ones with normal names because they were the only ones Dark could trap and “domesticate them” - king’s words not Dark’s

They were taken in by host because dark is busy enough with his kids + work

King is the king of squirrel’s heir and he brags about it…constantly

The girls can partially translate what king and the king of squirrels say

[jjstein2]

darkiplier/bim trimmer is on a level of primal, animalistic feral shit that none of my other ships have which i think is an achievement of some kind

[moonlightspencie]

watching the newest ghost files episode (two weeks late) and i’m so heartbroken shane’s blonde hair is gone 💔 he doesn’t match with drew gooden anymore and i take that personally

[schreibfederlaerm]

it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.

like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")

gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)

generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"

giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa

hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)

just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you

[queerographies]

[Baby Blue][Bim Eriksson]

In un futuro non così lontano, felicità e benessere psicologico sono imposti per legge. La resistenza che germoglia negli inferi.

In un futuro non così lontano, felicità e benessere psicologico sono imposti per legge. Un apposito ministero si occupa di tracciare ogni sintomo di devianza psichica, controllare la circolazione delle informazioni e intervenire tramite i suoi socioguardiani a ogni manifestazione di emozioni diverse dal sorriso. Trattamenti sanitari obbligatori, vaccinazioni contro tutto ciò che viene…

[huevobuevo]

THEY EVEN GGOT BABYGIRL TOO‼️‼️

[subbypeterparker]

Hear me out whiny!Ethan landry fic or headcannon

whiny!ethan landry headcannon

• he is perhaps the most vocal man you’ve ever met

• but you’d better be sure his whines and moans are music to your ears

• as uni students, you both spend enormous amounts of time on your individual classes, which can lead to time spent away from each other

“pleaseee will you touch me mommy (im sorry i had to slip it in), I promise I’ll make you feel so good, i swear”

you’re sitting cross cross on his bed, working intently on your laptop while he lays behind you, pressing soft kisses to your neck

and obviously him moaning and begging in your ear has you feeling some kind of way, but you really do need to focus

once he realizes he needs to wait a while until your attention can be on him, he gets a bit restless, and lets out a sigh of defeat as you continue typing away

• this man is actually such a slut for you, it’s insane he gets anything done since you two got together

• part of being whiny means ethan being so needy for you, no matter where he is

• even if it’s inconvenient for him to be touching you anywhere, he will beg and whine for you to let him, either until he gets to touch you, or until you punish him for being desperate

“please, please, let me eat your pussy…” “ethan, we’re in the library” “…no one’s around, and i won’t make any noises, i promise”

he’s always so eager to touch you, whenever and wherever he can. doesn’t even need to be sexual

“…sweetheart, you don’t always have to hold my hand,” you look down at your conjoined hands with a pointed look on your face. “i know, but i just want to be near you,” he practically pouts

will get pouty and whiny if you don’t let him touch you, and will act bratty until you let him

• i have to mention this man’s moans and whines

• as i’ve mentioned, he’s very vocal, and when he’s desperate for anything, it goes up 10x

he’ll practically be screaming in bed, especially when he’s close, and loses his breath quickly doing so

this results in the the lewdest and loudest whines and moans you have ever heard, and they’re truthfully enough to have your pussy throbbing

but oh. good. lord. when it comes to pegging, this man is extraordinarily vocal

with his back arching, ass pressing against you as he moans out and clenches around the strap, his poor brain can’t decide if it wants you to slow down, or speed up and wreck him

this conflict results in ethan just losing his ability to speak, and his brain turns numb and can only let out whines and whimpers for you

• he’s so big on being praised, and the slightest stroke on his face combined with a soft praise has him preening in your hands

• ethan landry has the BIGGEST praise kink known to man, and will beg and whine for more praises to poor from your mouth, no matter what you’re doing

he can truly cum just from you praising him, and he knows this, and begs for you to praise him, just so your voice can get him closer

• when he has to restrain himself (either from cumming or from touching you or himself), he starts to whine for your touch and your help

“fuck mommy please, i cant last much longer,” he’s been lying on your bed naked, watching you watch him as he falls apart while you touch yourself

he can feel himself getting closer without even touching himself as he watches you touch your pussy, whining out when you moan his name

• although he likes being praised, and as i’ve said, can get off solely on it, he’s big on being degraded

trust me when i tell you there is NOTHING like ethan sobbing and whining as you degrade him

although he knows he shouldn’t like it as much as he does when you call bim degrading names, he can’t help but moan out and whine for you to keep doing it

“baby look at you, nothing but a fucking whore for mommy, only here for my pleasure, huh?” your words make his back arch as he whines out broken cries and screams of “mommy!”, desperately holding on to any sanity he has

• he is such a simple minded teen boy, that anything to do with you has him whining and writhing just for you, and only you

• he truly is a slut for you, and holy shit, does he earn that title

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it is incredibly late after a long day, yet this writing was much needed, PLEASE keep the ethan requests coming!! 🫶🫶

[jinkiesmariz]

Hello everypony I was being abused in call by @vampirewhohuntsvampires but despite that I bring a humble MCD offering :3 enjoy

First we have cat laur cuz um I was trying to catch up one MCD s2 and forgot where I was at so I accidentally set myself at the beginning of the season before realizing anyways ya

Second is Zoey but s2 cuz I remembered some of y’all asked for her in my inbox so I bring a quick snack for you guys ehe

She looks a little worn out but that’s just cuz of the lost immortality and probably vitalizing effects it has

Next is just how I see emmalyn. She looks sooo cute with short curled hair I think everyone should adore my favorite hater !!! She did nothing wrong I would’ve been worse and fighting aph for taking over my house !!

Anyways god bless her for being allowed to be a bit even if aph did like ruin her for it

Kenmur… accidentally made him gorgeous it’s not my fault I didn’t mean to it just happened

Nyways he’s the type of guy to have gorgeous long natural lashes that makes every girl hate him for it. But also the berry guy everyone has a crush on in school but he doesn’t know and no one tells hom . I like his little tooth gap and scar I think it’s so cute

Oh and her e levin while I was being relentlessly bullied by Jin 💔 they were so mean to me Anywyas I got really annoyed coloring bim I feel like he’s platinum blond but also still have his brown streaks as a baby but didn’t know how to draw it without it looking weird so I just added it at the bottom/back

Ok ya that’s it baiii I’m gonna sleep for 10 minutes

[istadris]

Luigis’ kicked puppy demeanour enchants me…. there’s just something about the way his eyes glitter when he cries that’s too cute. No wonder villains are possessing/controlling/kidnapping him every other day.

idk what that says about me but it’s just something I’d like to get off my chest. 🤷🏻‍♀️

HGNNNNN I FEEL YOU SO MUCH ANON !!

I want to hold him gently in my hands and feed him his favourite food just to see his eyes light up and have him make his little moustache smile.

I also want to shake him like a dog toy and make him curl on himself with that look of fear and confusion.

He makes such cute little noises and faces when he's scared and vulnerable, he's baby, he's submissive and breedable, he's adorable, I want to bully him without any mercy.

In fact I want everyone to bully him or coddle him in their own ways.

I want Bowser to toy with him like he does with the moustache in the movie and chew him.

I want Peasley to sweep him off his feet with a dazzling smile and a pretty flower.

I want King Boo to invade his personal space with a horrifying grin and make him squeal in fright.

I want Peach to give him one innocent little peck on the cheek on purpose to make him blush and fluster.

I want DK to give him a big ass noogie and call him a nerd.

I want Mario to hold him and mercilessly tickle him until he's crying with laughter.

I want Daisy to pick him up like he's weighting nothing and call him sweetie and make his heart go bim babadimbadaboumboumboum

I want Dimentio to play twisted mind games with him until he's losing his mind.

I WANT TO MAKE HIM EVERYONE'S BITCH BUT ALSO THE PRECIOUS DARLING BABY GIRL OF THE ENTIRE MARIO VERSE