Prompt 96
Bruce squinted up at the older kid, frowning. Oh sure they didn’t look like a kid, and honestly had a ridiculous-looking suit of some sort, but he could tell. And seeing as he was in an unknown place- without Alfred- with several people after him- nothing new, he was the lone Wayne now after all- he figured it would be safer to stick together.
Billy on the other hand, is inwardly sweating when baby de-aged batman comes sprinting around the corner and glares up at him for what feels like an eternity before ducking beneath his cape with a hissed “Hide me from those weirdos”
Um. Okay, what is he supposed to do now in this situation???
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Once again thinking about how Maul was literally only 20ish years old during TPM
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Sir Tim Laurence visiting the Temple of the Sacred Tooth Relic in Kandy during day two of his visit to Sri Lanka, on 11 January 2024.
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Peppino, its not broken. some people are just being cryptic as hell.
Peppino: "I'm so confused..."
Gustavo: "It's alright, Peppino! As long as there's still legible messages, we can still talk to them!"
Peppino: "Yeah, I guess so..."
Peppino: "Anyway, the Noise is not a health inspector - Grazie Dio - He's just some TV guy in yellow pyjamas that has taken a liking to tormenting me. He's a little less annoying when he's not 'in-character', but he-a still takes a lot out of a guy. Even thinking about him is tiring."
Gustavo: "He knows how to make a place fun, though!"
Peppino: "Oh yeah, tonnes of fun."
Peppino: "Yeah, you'll get to meet at least Noisette tomorrow. Always get a coffee from her café in the mornings. The Noise is-a usually off filming or something."
Peppino: "That means Pep's gotta come too... I hope he'll be okay if Theo is there... He can be a lot for someone not used to it..."
Peppino: "But this could work to my advantage... Hmm...~"
Gustavo: "...Peppino..."
Gustavo: "Peppino."
Gustavo: "Peppino!"
Peppino: "Wuh-! Huh!?"
Gustavo: "Peppino, you were thinking about using Pep for a revenge scheme, weren't you?"
Peppino: "What! No, no, noooooo. I was-a thinking about... Those chocolate croissants Hazel makes! They're sooooo good, y'know!"
Gustavo: "Uh-huh. Sure."
(translations for cryptic asks under cut!!!)
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Ok, Red Hood as a Crime Boss in the Meat Marionette AU.
He wields two enormous custom handguns (I'm talking like Alucard-from-Helsing sized guns) that can combine into a sniper rifle al-la Arkham Knight.
Harley Quinn is his right hand woman (when she saw what Mr. J did to that little Robin, she finally realized just how much of a monster he was, and she ended up protecting Red Hoods 'cocoon', and now sorta considers Hood her 'son')
So there's that scene in Under the Red Hood where all the drug lords are sitting around a table like 'Who called this meeting?' 'I thought you did?' 'Wasn't me.'
Suddenly the table is riddled with bullets.
'My baby boy called y'all!' It's Harley Quinn with an AK-47 on the catwalk above.
'Yer all workin' fer him now! Kick up 40% to him, no sellin' ta kids, and you'll have protection from the cops AND the Bat! Sound good?'
'OK crazy bitch, why the fuck should we kick it with your-'
Huge ass bat monster in a blood red cloak (that may or may not be made of human skin) and a fucked up face drops from the ceiling with a duffle bag full of severed heads.
Bricks are shat.
(Sorry for spaming you with ideas!)
Honestly, this wouldn't work for Meat Marionettes- but as an AU or scene in general? I think it's hilarious.
Harley & Jason should not be allowed to team up in other people's opinions, they're going to end up blowing something up on a good day.
Taking over all of the Underbelly (practically) overnight? There are prayers being had.
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Let's see...
Tsukasa & noise...
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With boys...
Kou shouting annoyingly...
Keep. It. Down.
Kou- Round 2
... again,
Keep. It. Down.
No.3 shouting and being more annoying than Kou.
KEPT IT DOWN!
Mit 2.0 throwing a fit. wasn't he doing the same thing in there, too?
Don't be so noisy. Also, get started with the game already!
Both of them being noisy...
We have better things to do at a time like this, don't we?
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With girls...
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What a nice gentleman.
Keep it down, kay? ^^ Just go to sleep.
Nene- Round 2.
Time to get you to sleep, little girl. ^^
When not noticing the source of the noise is a girl however...
A natural reaction.
KEEP IT DOWN, PEOPLE!
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We are delighted to be having an interview with our cute beloved really weak to noise cat in here!
Hello, dear special guest!
Any words you would like to say, good sir?
I'm really weak to noises...
KEPP IT DOWN YOU ALL! MY EARS CAN'T TAKE YOUR ANNOYING NOISES!
Noted, Tsukasa! Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence today!
Have a good day!
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End.
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