#bad teacher

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Cameron Diaz stars in "Bad Teacher"

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Cameron Diaz as Tina Carlyle in "The Mask" icons.

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Hey guyss!! Srry if I haven't posted, I was busy🥰 And also sorry if I'm late for this new hype lol but I wanted to make Miss Circle and it's because it popped up on my yt

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Bad Professor

By the time the sorting hat had made it through half of the first-year students, Regulus Black was on his third glass of wine and very close to being shit-faced. Life had been tough for the former Death Eater after his brother was convicted of one of the worst mass murders in history. The ministry had confiscated the entire Black fortune in reparations, and Regulus had only just managed to whore his way back into good standing, with wealthy spinsters and widows over on the continent. That was until Alessia Zabini had kicked him out three months ago.

He had barely managed to scrape by, let alone indulge in the finer things in life. He had slunk around Grimmauld Place, hawking off whatever finery remained, and bitching to Kreacher about how shit his life was. Then out of the blue, his brotherhood broke out of Azkaban, and Dumbledore requested that he teach Ancient Runes for the year. Regulus remembered the fine food and impenetrable defenses and agreed straight away. He didn’t particularly care for the idea of children, or teaching for that matter, but that was a future problem.

Right now, his blood was buzzing from alcohol and the spliff he’d inhaled earlier. His belly was empty but that would be rectified any minute now, as soon as the children were dealt with. He huffed impatiently and by his side, Severus sniffed loudly.

Regulus leaned on his chair and let his head loll back in a slovenly gesture.

“What the fuck do you want Severus?”

Severus hissed, “The children can see you! They’ll lose all respect for you if you act like this!”

Regulus simply rolled his eyes.

Severus made a disgusted noise. “What on earth happened to you? You used to be a paragon of propriety and respectability. Look at you now.”

Regulus sat up in his chair so that he could pour himself another cup of wine. He tilted his glass at Severus.

“That was before my brother decided to slaughter a heap of people and lose the family fortune. It’s very difficult to be a posh bastard when you’re dirt-poor. Surely you understand that?”

Severus merely grunted in response and turned back to observe the sorting. After a particularly long hat stall, it had declared the last student was a Slytherin and the choir stood to take the stage. Regulus groaned and tried to bury his head underneath his robes. He couldn’t think of anything worse than children singing. This lot appeared to be deliberately trying to shear his brain out through his ears.

When it was finally over Dumbledore presented his welcome speech. Regulus ignored it out until he heard:

“It is with great pleasure that I welcome Professor Remus Lupin, Professor Regulus Black and Professor Lily Potter to the faculty. Professor Lupin will be teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts after the unfortunate incident with Professor Lockhart last year, Professor Black will be teaching Ancient Runes while Professor Babbling is on leave and Professor Potter will be administering Arithmancy while Professor Vector is on Secondment this year to Durmstrang. Please give them a huge welcome.”

Regulus lurched upward to his feet as the applause rang out around the hall. He looked about feverishly, and his eyes met those of a handsome-looking man in a threadbare robe. Regulus raised an eyebrow at his frank observation and was about to say something when the large doors at the end of the hall slammed open. A stunning red-headed woman, wearing finely tailored robes, tugged a reluctant-looking student through the doors and into the hall.

“Mrs Potter!” Dumbledore cried out, “Harry if you could head off to your own table, Mrs Potter, can join us up here. I was just introducing the new teachers.”

The grumpy-looking student slunk off to the Gryffindor table whilst Mrs Potter came up the front to shake Dumbledore's hand.

“Pssst!” Regulus hissed whilst looking sideways at Severus.

Severus ignored him and looked up at the woman in open admiration.

“Severus!” Regulus tried again until Severus glared up at him.

“That’s Lily Potter? As in, the widow of James Potter? I thought she was in a coma?” Regulus whispered loudly.

Severus’ expression grew stony. “She woke up last year. Didn’t hear about that while gallivanting about Europe?”

Regulus looked back at the woman, and when she turned toward the table, he gave her a huge smile.

Read the rest on Ao3.

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Very different than my normal content but I had to share. I'm taking an honors section of a biology class in college this semester and the professor thinks we're literally incompetent.

"So that's called a citation and I wanted you to know what that was."

We are h o n o r s students

"it's basically gonna be the author's name and the date it was published; they're referring to someone else's article."

This is ridiculous.

"Did anyone do a bibliography in high school? It's like that. It's okay if you don't get it."

I literally cannot with this woman. She is very clearly more used to plants than people.

[campfirecrew]

Dear Internet Historians,

Snowing in school,

I walked to school on the icy paths today whilst the sky was pissing snow and I was all alone, because my friends who I normally meet at the train station weren’t there, NOT because our school had shut down, because it’s ICY and DANGEROUS, but because the train drivers are having a boycott as a late reaction to the whole shit prime minister problem. I was shivering like an engine and had to hold on to some random people’s fences to their front gardens to stop me from slipping and I hate everything. Then when I had to walk by the motor way it was even worse, because I had nothing to hold one for support so I fell on my ass about sixty times because we have shit school shoes with no grips. I had to shelter in Tesco express, because it was too cold and I was wearing fingerless gloves and as practical as they are in any other scenario, believe it or not in the snow it felt like my fingers were going to drop off. EVERYONE READING THIS don’t wear fingerless gloves in the snow. I bought some iced coffee whilst I was there, because tis the season for a cold drink and I just stood inside sipping it staring out of the window in misery of what of my treacherous journey there is left. I also played a game in my head where I guessed what the star signs of any person I saw were. The shopkeeper was definitely a Sagittarius, she just gave off that energy and seemed to have her life together. I also saw some random ass figure in the distance through the window who was running through the snow with a skull and a blazer- and that made me again aware of the time passing for some reason and thus I set off again. The fucker was definitely a Capricorn. I’m going to fast-forward us into when I actually arrived to school because it pains me to have to again go in to the details of what I had to endure, I’m sure you get the idea from what I’ve just been saying. So. I’m in school. I’m freezing and quite likely suffering from hypothermia. TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL aren’t in. I at least actually showed up. Then. My fucking teacher. Guess who..? Ms MEAN! Tells me that I have a detention for being late without a call from a parent and because it’s Tuesday I have to stay in school TODAY. Well it sucks to be her, because due to the worry of it being too icy and dark for the pupils, our school closed after third lesson, which I barely had to sit through and my Mum was able to pick me up, because her work closed early too. So THERE MS MEAN.

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Dude today during theology class (I go to a catholic school) Our theology teacher who is SO TONE DEAF. like wtf and she was talking about other "Christian Religions". And she literaly knows NOTHING about them but she acts like she does. Shes like "other christians dont go to church every Sunday or dont believe that the body and blood of jesus christ is the eucharist." and yah im sure some dont, but she groups EVERY other religion together. then she starts talking about how other christians cant take the Catholics Eucharist and she tells her story about how her friend (not catholic but christian) went to Mass with her and said like she didnt want to take the eucharist because its not what she believed, and she goes and puts both her hands in front of her like a little stop sign and says "so appropriate" and ok like sure but thats her decision and not everyones. shes such a great teacher.

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Bad Teacher

2011

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Cameron Diaz stars in "Bad Teacher"

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this didn't happen recently but I randomly remembered it

Teachers should be required to take classes to help them understand disabled or neurodivergent students because otherwise shit like this happens.

I have this one though that refused to let me have the accommodations the school set up for me (none are even that hard to do, I should be allowed to have one or two nondisruptive fidget toys, wear headphones, stand up/get up to walk for a moment, or go to another quiet class [usually the special ed teachers room bc she doesn't permanent students just helps every now and then with some students so her room is usually emtpy, or the counselors room]).

She also refused to let me go speak to the school counselor (I had to get out of that room and only place I could think to go was the counselor). I went to her after class (the counselor) to tell her what happened and when the teacher found out she was pissed.

I had lunch detention because of that and "being disrespectful" (I have autism and was too upset to mask so I spoke to her very flatly and directly). For detention she made me clean the gym floor, didn't let me use my headphones (this is while a gym class was actively happening) and because of me also trying to deal with the sensory stuff I was unable to finish and she called my mom who didn't answer.

I reminded her I needed to go to class and she said no then took me to the counselor. Where she yelled at me in front of her, apologized to the counselor for me "bothering her", yelled at me some more, then told the counselor what I did (very exaggerated and partly untrue) in class to deserve detention, yelled at me some more.

Obviously because of all this I ended up crying while she yelled at me and then she walked me to class, let me go in the bathroom to calm down but only gave me about 3 minutes before yelling that I need to come out because I'm wasting her prep time.

Maybe I was a little rude, but that morning my anxiety was really bad, I couldn't focus and just wanted to go to the other room to work, everyone was talking and she'd bought these fancy lights that hurt my eyes. I got out the infinity cube thing I had in my pocket and she game over and started yelling at me. I think that's reason enough to be slightly rude (most of my rudeness was unintentional though) and definitely not an excuse for her to do what she did.

To anyone who's read this far and experienced something like this or discrimination and refusal to accept that some people need more stuff than others, reblog with what you have to say.

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Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen in “There’s Something about Mary” icons. 

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Crimson Divided

Two teachers. One student. Shawn cuts himself in class and isn't allowed to go to the nurse.

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random school stories from my life

one time in elementary school I was unable to finish my lunch and a random old lady refused to let me leave until i finished my plate. I missed out on recess and I was missing from class for an hour because this old bag wouldent let me leave. teachers eventually found me in the lunchroom and said i could leave. no I didn't know this lady and I am pretty sure she wasn't even a part of staff. another story in first grade i accidentally missed the entire school day playing outside at recess. none of the teachers bothered to make sure I was with the class. I spent the entire day outside playing in the sandbox not realizing the passage of time and then i finally shown up right when class ended because i didn't realize what i did. Teachers called my parents trying to get me in trouble for "playing hooky", my dad proceeded to rip them a new one for letting a 7 year old go missing and not saying anything until hours later when they return. before you say "nah that wouldent have happened what kind of responsible adult would allow that"? two words: Public school.