This show does siblings so well I'm holleringff
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As a teacher myself my students have also said the most out of pocket things. I was subbing for the music teacher a while back and one conversation I was a part of went like so
Kid A: Why do you open your mouth so wide?
Kid B: Bet ya sucked dick all the time.
Me: To create a louder richer tone when singing.
Kid A: You don't need to cover up you sucked dick.
Kid B: Yeah! Be proud of your dick sucking past. That's what feminism is for!
To be fair both of these students were girls.
AKJWFNEKSJGNRDFKBDJNFVB OH MY GOD I'M CRYING THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO THE FUTURE OF OUR CHILDREN
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he eats you out fucking godly
thoma, heizou, scaramouche, diluc, ayato, kaeya, ITTO, ZHONGLI, alhaitham, kaveh, kazuha, VENTI, diluc‘s father
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bad smacking dapper around and dapper just says: “as a mexican this HITS close to home”
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Liam’s funniest moments on Exandria Unlimited (∞)
I lost my toddler...Nancy. Have you seen her?
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Just some average day class sketches with the homies
(found og image on tiktok, I had to make my own version LMAFO)
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“candela is recruiting fetuses now are we?”
-Dr. Margrove
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Dying in from of ai Daniela part 2
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I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR CAMERON AND CHASE TO HAVE METH SEX
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