how adorable are you?
Askin is 200% adorable. Beyond the borders of cuteness.
" Am I really? I think I'm more of a handsome man but I supposed adorableness can do- "
Gerard is 10000% adorable. Can i squeeze your cheeks?
" .... Generous test!! does my cheek look squeezable? I think not but you can try! "
Liltotto is 45% adorable. Quite adorable and snuggly.
" snuggly? ew. but thanks for that shit ass rating I guess "
Cang is 10000% adorable. Can i squeeze your cheeks?
" no, do not touch me "
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BAHAHHAHAH
GUYS REMEMBER THE PERSON I CALLED OUT SAYING THEY TOOK MY ART AND THEY CALLED ME TRINITY AND GOAT WELL THEY CLEARLY SAW IT AND THEY CHANGED IT TO GYATT AHAHHAHAHAHA
if your the person I’m on about heyyy 😜🤪🤪🤪
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Chapter 5
sickeningly sweet jimin? is he about to sass me?
“why aren’t you visiting our place anymore? idk you tell me
But you are still seeing Taehyung, aren’t you? yeah they are also occasionally eating each other, dont worry
his eyes race over your body, “interesting indeed.” WHY IS HE EYEING ME LIKE THAT? u got something to say???? ALSO WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
SAVED THAT FF IN TO MY LIBRARY AHAHA
It is like you don’t even exist for him.” SHUT UP U DONT SAY THAT
SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING (go on i have 3 holes for a reason)
You almost choke gurl got gagged
Stupid body, acting all on its own again. me to my body when it does that shiver/jerk/hitting my neck on my shoulder
what did you say to him to make him change his mind plays all idks jimin ever sang
take a shot everytime he said interesting
THANK GOD HE LEFT BYE PHEW, THIS IS A MOMENT WHERE "let out a breath idk i was holding" IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE
NO HE DIDNT LEAVE Jimin presses himself against you 🤺 BACK AWAY🤺 BACK THE FUCK AWAY I SAID 🤺
jimin is sex on legs and STAYING FUCKING TRUE TO IT
Interesting count: 3
HE IS A MENACE COULD HAVE LEFT THAT POOR GIRL ALONE TO STUDY BUT NAAH HE IS JEALOUS OF HER STUDYING LATIN
Good job, now everyone hates you. mood 😭
WHY DID U GO TO HIM NO WE WONT FOLD THAT FAST NA UH
do come inside.” sure, she will after she learns the spells
YES LEAVE THANK YOU WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN
JIMINSHI AAAA
him: im fast as fuck boi
putting my meme generator account to use
So much is happening at once that you don’t know if you like it or not. Are you having a dream again? i get her confusion like sir what are you doing, its hot tho
OMG HE ERASED THE MEMORIES UGH AAH
HOSEOK MY LOVELY POOKIE I LOVE YOU, LETS GET MARRIED AND WALK INTO THE SUNSET AND FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS. the end. wow that would be funny if the book ended in 5 chapters 😭
remember our workout? .... I love cuddles”, he states ...... it was very late yep. this is soo funny pls, knowing how his lying/acting sucks, this must be a struggle for him
STOP OK UR NOT FUNNY IM SORRY, SAY SOMETHING
ok what is he trying to do? you need to poop great 😭
AGAIN SHE IS IN THE LIBRARY?? WHAT HOBI U DIDNT HAVE TO ERASE MEMORIES oh he only changed her place, cuz she remembers him hmm ok
tae is ok i guess DONT TELL ME TO SLEEP SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (me who sleeps 8 hours a day)
poor baby i hope she sleeps it off well.
i still dont know whats happening and its getting concerning about what goes on with them and the house 🙂
AND WE GOT TO SEE 2SEOK AGAIN YAY whats kook up to i wonder
AHAHAHAHHA IT'S SO FUNNY TO SEE THE EMOTIONAL rollercoaster you went on with this chapter 😭😂😂 you went from wanting Jimin to fearing him to wanting Hobi to fearing him to tolerating Tae BAHAHHAHAH this is exactly the kind of reading experience I want you guys to have HFAHDHFHA
ALSO THE MEMES ARE TOPTIER PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING BAHAHHAHAH
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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A BISCUTE WHO IS RABID FOR BASEBALL— YALL ARENT READY IM PULLING OUT PLAYER STAT SHEETS AHHHH
— ShellShock creator
BRO BAHAHHAHAH
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bro i just love the "!!!" flare from april you drew
BAHAHHAHAH
glad u do, hes so silly to draw like that hjfksbnrgg
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