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frenchoravocadotoast · 9 months

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Love your writing and your blog!! 💞

It’s a little bit ways out 😆 but how do you think modern!era Basim would celebrate Valentine’s with his s/o?

Thank you so much queen!! <3

Modern!Basim Ibn Ishaq - Valentine's Day headcanons

Basim Ibn Ishaq x GN!Reader

Word count: 615

He’s a romantic at heart, so he loves having a good reason to shower you with affection (not that he needs a reason to begin with).

Valentine’s Day with Basim is kind of like any other day, since he’s always trying to woo you. The only difference is that this time he has an excuse to buy you more things than usual.

He’s the type of person who tries to look cool and scoffs when he sees Valentine’s Day merch in every shop, but gives in and buys lots of stuff anyway.

Basim, with 5 bouquets of flowers: “I’m a victim of consumerism.”

I hope you like sweets because he’s going to buy you lots of those. You could go into hibernation and live off of candy if you pleased.

“That box of chocolates you got me was really good.”

“Would you like more?”

“I’m good–”

“Here’s 10 more.”

Truth be told, he enjoys spending time together more than exchanging gifts. Breakfast in bed, a picnic with homemade food and stargazing are some of his personal favorites (you’ll have him wrapped around your finger if you do all three on the same day) (he’ll be all yours for the night).

Anyways–

Yes, he gets changed for the sake of your date (thank God). He ditches those cargo pants and wolf shirt in favor of a more formal attire.

He also cancels all plans for the day. Valentine’s Day is all about you two, and being so sickeningly sweet to each other that Shaun gags at the sight of you. Basim presses kisses on your nape whenever he can, and the Brit can’t help but retch like a cat trying to hairball.

“Step back I think I’m gonna vomit–”

Basim is kind of quiet, so you fill the silence. You’re at a picnic, ranting about one of your interests again when you hear the shutter of a camera, and see Basim pointing his phone at you. He’s snapping pictures of you when you’re not looking and adding them to his folder.

“Apologies, songbird. What were you saying?”

(it’s all pictures of you sleeping, working, or dancing. You try to get him to erase the more embarrassing photos, but he says they hold a special place in his heart)

Speaking of photos, he keeps his favorite in his wallet. It’s a Polaroid photo of you snuggled up on the couch as you read. He shows it off to anyone who is willing –or unwilling– to listen.

For the love of God, don’t take him to an art gallery. He’s an art critic with incredibly high standards and will not hold back.

“Is this what people call art these days?”

“It’s just a banana taped to a wall.”

“My thoughts exactly.”

“Sir, please stop ripping the artwork.”

Gives you lots of pet names throughout the day. He usually calls you “my dear”, but when February 14th rolls around, he goes all out. You’re his dear, but also his beloved, his sweetheart, his soul.

He’s always touching you – a hand on your lower back, your fingers laced together, his knuckles caressing your face... He’s like a leech for the next 24 hours.

You spend the evening baking some muffins and watching a movie. You’re sprawled out on the couch, limbs tangled together; and eventually, you become more invested in his touch than whatever bank the characters in the film are trying to rob. Things grow steamy as you kiss in the privacy of your own apartment, with no Abstergo agents barging through your door, and it’s difficult to hold yourself back when you feel his smirk against your lips.

You decide how to end the date. He won’t complain either way👀

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pastel-rights · 2 months

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In your opinion what would your friends arts taste like?

Oh? Hmmm, let me think about it~

Let's see...

Rina's art tastes like a strawberry lollipop tbh, always a sweet treat to see it on my feed <3

Lupi's art kind of tastes like cherry garcia ice cream, which is unironically my favorite ice cream flavor. It's nice, it's special, it's classic and classy. It's so smooth and chill and it's got fun pops of flavor/color.

Pins' art tastes like a hi chew candy, comes in many different flavors, each piece its own unique flavor, yet it always comes out soooo good no matter that it is she does. how does she do it.

Fifi's art... uhh... kind of gives off the vibes of frozen koolaid. but like specifically the grape flavor. couldn't tell you why, grape koolaid is just better frozen.

Beth's art tastes like a fresh banana bread muffin. I do make the rules, and this is my answer. I fucking love banana bread muffins.

Klai's art is giving... fresh fruit vibes. It's always nice and refreshing to see, comes in batches, can be sweet, can be sour, or my favorite third fruit option, "girl what IS this" (doesn't know what she's looking at fr fr)

Mario's art kind of gives those granny strawberry candies that only manifests with grandmothers???? I need more but I have NO clue where to find it /j

my wife. my beloved. my dearest. she doesn't draw a lot (she does edits though??? do that count???) but it gives watermelon vibes. I don't know why, but it's just really sweet and refreshing to see her art every once in a while and sometimes I go back and I just look at it and it's always nice no matter when I go look at it. kind of like watermelon.

Yuu's art is giving red velvet vibes. If I consume too much of it in one day, I will die of sugar overdose /j it's also just always so nicely put together, the colors and lineart compliment one another so well and it's just oughhhh ahhhh how DARE you. /j

Joe's art reminds me of chocolate lava cake, it's so rich and sweet, can't consume it too fast, I will burn myself, and the color schemes joe uses just reminds me of a chocolate lava cake?? especially when the chocolate is red inside... hehe...

Emma and Al's art both kind of give those ICEE slushies machines. They're always there at the most wild and opportune moments, kind of cold and chilly and nice to see on a day when things are just a little too plain. Fun pops of excitement.

Sleepy's art ALSO gives those strawberry candies, but more so, there's just something so nice and nostalgic about their art whenever I come across it.

Clown's art feels like those mixed bags of themed gummies... like scooby doo gummies... mixed bags of contents, sweet, always wondering what I'm gonna get this time!! always a nice surprise.

Navi's art is also kind of giving red velvet cake for the same reasons as Yuu's art was.

uhhh i'm pretty sure i'm missing people so y'know if you don't see yourself on this list... heyyyyy hit me up /j

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stareyeddistinguishment · 2 years

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🎉Midam Birthday Bash One-shot🧇

"Holy shit!"

"Good morning, Adam," Michael returned peaceably. "As well, Happy Birthday."

Dressed in his Star Wars pajama pants, a long-sleeved black t-shirt, and his yellow fuzzy slippers, Adam stood gaping at the entrance of their apartment’s tiny kitchen. After running a startled hand through his sleep-mussed hair, Adam rubbed his eyes. Then, as his gaze traveled the tiny kitchen workspace, Michael noted with satisfaction what Adam observed. First, the kitchen was fastidiously clean. All surfaces were polished, and all kitchen objects were perfectly placed, perfectly oriented. Second, and of greater importance-

"Did you bake all that?" Adam's tone was as incredulous as it was impressed.

All available space on the tiny kitchen counter was laden with food objects. These were classified as delicacies by Adam’s Midwestern culture. There were chocolate cupcakes, peanut butter cookies, a latticed apple pie, marshmallow rice squares, and of course, the crowning glory, a carrot cake with creamed cheese frosting.

"Indeed," Michael humbly acknowledged. "This I did bake."

"Michael."

"Adam, this is your first birthday since leaving Hell. Never have we celebrated a birthday during which you could consume the prescribed birthday treats."

"So, you made me everything your E.A.M. could think of?" Adam gently teased.

"Perhaps," Michael allowed, teasing Adam back.

As Adam's best friend and beloved, it was Michael's duty to provide Adam with birthday treats on Adam's birthday. As well, it was Michael's privilege and pleasure.

"However, first, you must partake in the traditional birthday breakfast," Michael directed.

Adam's eyebrows rose high on his forehead. "Wait? Holdup. There's more?"

"Indeed," the Archangel agreed proudly.

Then, Michael's apparition shepherded Adam out of the tiny kitchen and into the apartment's tiny eating nook. Here, the kitchen table was laden with a variety of breakfast food objects.

Blue eyes widened. "Scrambled eggs, toast, sausage, melon, strawberries, oranges slices," Adam recounted, staring dazedly at the spread. "Blueberry muffins?"

"Yes."

"-chocolate chip pancakes, and-" Adam stopped, and his eyes suddenly became glassy. "Oh, holy shit! Michael, those are banana cinnamon waffles, aren't they?"

Michael nodded. "Indeed."

"I used to get banana cinnamon waffles for my birthday breakfast when I was a kid," Adam recalled. "Mom made them for me every birthday. It was like a birthday tradition.” Adam paused to gaze tenderly at Michael. “And you remembered me telling you about that," Adam concluded softly.

Once more, Michael nodded. "Indeed."

“Indeed,” Adam repeated fondly. Blue eyes gleamed.

Then, abruptly, Adam frowned. "Wait. We own a waffle iron?"

"Yes. Now, we do."

Adam snorted in amusement. “Yeah, of course, now, we do. Because you went out and got one, just so you could make me these birthday waffles. Bejeezus, you’re amazing.”

Then, rounding on Michael, Adam was suddenly standing in front of the Archangel. A loving smile was etched upon Adam's face. Carelessly, Adam wove his arms about Michael's neck and pulled the Archangel's apparition into a fond kiss. Immediately and effortlessly, Michael responded to the very human expression of romantic love and affection. After all, kissing Adam was one of Michael's favorite things.

When they finished with the kiss, Adam pulled back to rest his forehead against Michael's.

"Thank you, love," Adam spoke quietly. Michael could hear the happy smile in his beloved's voice. "This was a great surprise."

"You are welcomed, Adam," Michael returned. Happily, Michael smiled, as well.

"But it's also the feast of Michaelmas, so it's your birthday today, too. So, you'd better help me eat some of this." Adam moved to take in the view of the kitchen table. "Bejeezus, this is a ton of sugar." Adam snorted. He shook his head disbelievingly, still smiling.

"Adam, always we can freeze the leftovers," Michael observed. Dutifully, the Archangel reported, "Only did I select recipes that included instructions for freezing for later consumption."

Readily was Michael aware of Adam's predilection for healthy eating. Adam was adamant about maintaining a healthy lifestyle, and always did Michael encourage his human's wellness regime.

"You're always thinking of everything," Adam returned fondly.

"Always, I am thinking of you," Michael corrected, equally as fond.

Adam's smile widened. In response, Michael's smile widened, as well.

"Mmm, everything is so good. This is an amazing birthday breakfast!"

"Thank you, Adam."

"I'm really impressed with how fluffy the scrambled eggs are."

"Indeed. This is because I whisked the eggs until 'light and frothy.'"

"Well, I can tell! Oh, hey, I'm going to have some of the banana cinnamon waffles now!"

"Very well."

"Can you pass the syrup?"

"Yes."

"Thanks. And, wow, this waffle is- It's um. It's delicious! And the texture of it is so ... interesting."

"Yes."

"Hey, Michael, did you ... erm ... You did peel the bananas before you chopped them, right?"

"Of course, Adam. I followed the recipe explicitly. After peeling the banana, I chopped the fruit into 'small bite-sized chunks, no larger than one-quarter of an inch.' Furthermore, to ensure a consistent texture, I chopped the fruit into bite-sized chunks of exactly one-quarter of an inch."

"Okay. Yeah, okay. And when you were chopping the banana, did you chop the entire fruit — like, peel and all?"

"Of course, Adam. As I said, I followed the recipe explicitly."

"Awesome. Just checking."

"Indeed."

"Hey, I'm going to move to the chocolate chip pancakes now. Let’s make sure to freeze the rest of the banana cinnamon waffles for later."

“Indeed.”

"Michael, this has been an amazing birthday!"

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ghwosty · 7 months

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banana nut muffins my deepest beloved

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soup-me-beloved · 9 months

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Getting home from a night out to find out my beloved housemates have made banana and chocolate muffins

#genuinely crying over this muffin and also the fact I haven’t really slept for two days #I’m very unused to sleep deprivation so I’m going slightly bonkers

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kabillieu · 2 years

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I want very badly to bake something sweet. I love baked goods so much, but I rarely bake because it takes a lot of planning to have the ingredients on hand, and then also I have to find time to do it. Usually it involves a stand mixer. I have a nice one (a Kitchenaid) but it lives in the basement and is heavy to bring upstairs and because I so rarely use it I have to wash the bowl and attachments first. My grandmother's stand mixer had a permanent place on her counter, and I will get there one day, but not in this house.

Anyway, I think of myself as someone who fails at baking more often than succeeds. That's another reason I don't bake often, because it's so disappointing to spend so much time and effort on something that doesn't turn out or is (even worse) mediocre.

But, in all fairness to me, there do seem to be times when I'm very, very good at making sweets, and usually that's when I come into a bounty of fresh local fruit and I have a crowd to bake for. The year we moved from Montgomery to Omaha (so five summers ago), we took my big kid to pick peaches and blueberries, and I made blueberry muffins, Edna Lewis's peach cobbler (best I have EVER tasted, and I've had a lot of peach cobbler), blueberry bars, and blueberry compote to eat with sliced pork loin. Two springs ago, I was in Pensacola for spring break, and we bought a flat of local strawberries. I made at least two strawberry icebox pies, strawberry muffins, and strawberry shortcake. I made a blueberry cobbler for my family when they were visiting last summer that everyone (including me! and I'm a tough critic of my own food) loved. I am desperate for a simple lemon loaf cake recipe that is easy to make, moist, and delicious. I would similarly love to once in my life make good lemon bars. If those bars also had another fruit like raspberry or blueberry I would die and go to (secular) heaven. Lately, I have been craving banana pudding, the icebox kind. Similarly, simple vanilla pound cake or iced chocolate sheet cake made by somebody's grandmother are also god-tier foods.

Other sweet things I love that I have no interest in making are fruit tarts, almond croissants, pastries of all kinds really, homemade-style cakes with real buttercream frosting (get outta here with grocery store cakes; yuck!), coffee cakes, and donuts. Sweet rolls that use yeast. Oh I would love, love, love some fresh orange rolls.

Eventually I'm going to have to learn how to use yeast without completely freaking out about it, or else I might never taste a delicious sticky sweet orange roll again.

All this ruminating is brought to you by a desperate craving I have for something sweet but no clue what to bake, plus little desire to put in the effort and time.

I don't use Tumblr collaboratively very much anymore, but if you've read this far and you have an easy (easy being key) and beloved dessert, I would love it if you left a link to the recipe in the comments.

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kingsofhellfire · 2 years

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Drunk Eddie and Robin part 2

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I think I might use the dice rolling thing to get Steve to try and beg Eddie to put pajamas on and go the fuck to sleep and Eddie just keeps trying to seduce him even more in such an endearing way that Steve would like to die

lettersinthesand:

:loveteeth:

kesbird:

YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Because drunk Eddie would just pull fistfuls of dice from nowhere and Steve would just be like HOW

Turn him upside down and shake him and dice falls out

kesbird :

“Why do you have those???” “In case we need to play a stripping game duh now take your shirt off”

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie who forgets they aren’t actually boyfriends yet because wtf? you’re so hot steve why aren’t we boyfriends???

lettersinthesand :

right

Buff Muggin:

I’m sorry but truly I cannot stop thinking about what was said earlier of Eddie just licking Steve’s neck, with the context of they aren’t even together

Gorgeousgreymatter:

that's what makes it hot!!!!

Buff Muggin:

Like that’s so fucking delicious yum yum

lettersinthesand :

Alternatively drunk Eddie who forgets they are boyfriends and freaks out when Steve says he isn't single

lettersinthesand:

RIGHT

kesbird:

Eddie - “aww my boyfriend’s so cute” Stev- “we’re not boyfriends” Eddie already crying “are you breaking up with me???”

wynnyfryd:

mid hand job “wait who are you cheating on????“ lmfaoo

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Why haven't I hit that yet Stevie

lettersinthesand :

JBFHDGSYDGD

kesbird:

THATS WHAT IM SAYING I lost it at that!

lettersinthesand:

Omg him using the word boyfriend and Steve chalking it up to being a joke

Gorgeousgreymatter :

It's going in the fic you all can scream about it later I promise lol

kesbird:

DONT WORRY WE WILL

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

It's like that one video where the guy is coming out of surgery and his wife is there and he's like"you better stop putting your hands on my chest I have a wife" and she's like "I am your wife"

wynnyfryd:

the pet names would get sooooo ridiculous, eddie’s poorly trying to climb steve’s back like a koala and he’s just slurring “stevie, baby, darlin’, sweetheart. light of my life. my sweet lil cinnamon peach pie banana nut muffin—“

“okay dude are you proposing or just hungry? get off me!”

wynnyfryd:

and then eddie’s like “yeah kinda” and fuckin bites him on the shoulder

lettersinthesand:

"We're married?! Holy shit, i hit the jackpot!"

kesbird :

Eddie- “I wanna climb you like a tree stevward” steve-“You ALREADY ARE”

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Jfjshhchd accidentally kinky biting you get me

kesbird:

YES BITES

ok but is it a steddie fic in this house without biting

lettersinthesand:

Joke until it isnttttt

lettersinthesand :

True

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

He do be biting

kesbird:

All I’m saying is that drunk Eddie would have a little nibble

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] :

Just a taste

Gorgeousgreymatter :

He already had a lick so might as well

Buff Muggin:

Grey I am already screaming and I will continue to scream until the fic is done and I will still scream after

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve is like "even if I wanted to, I'm not taking advantage of you while you're drunk and I'm sober"

"You mean this entire time I just also needed to get you drunk ? OPEN THE CABINETS THEN I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GOOD SHIT"

Disc:I don't condone getting someone drunk just to sleep with them

But this is fanfiction

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I also want Gareth to like deliver Eddie to Steve to take home with Robin from the party. "Sorry to dump him on you man but he will not shut up about you and I simply cannot hear these things"

"...okay...wait what do you mean things?????"

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

LMAOO

kesbird:

YESSSS

God that’s so fucking funny

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Gareth, long suffering Gareth

kesbird:Like GARETG is beat red and it’s not even about him!

Buff Muggin :

GARETH AIDING IN GETTING STRDDIE TOGETHER MY BELOVED

Gorgeousgreymatter :

Image

rainbownerds:

Steve eventually says sth like "If I cuddle you will you go to sleep? If you remember this and still wanna have sex when you're sober, ask me again"

lettersinthesand :

Omggg and he thinks Eddie won't 😭

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Consent king Steve

lettersinthesand:

sexy

Oh i legit thought that was supposed to say consent kink and i was like oh relate

Gorgeousgreymatter :

I was tempted to write both tbh lmao

But the pun

rainbownerds:

Eddie waking up and slowly remembering everything but steve's not there. he feels like he's gonna die of embarrassment but then steve comes out of the shower

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Eddie:you don't understand man, the absolute unholy crimes I would comitt to just bite his ass-

Gareth:OOOOOKAY WE ARE TAKING A TURN AT ELM AND IM DROPPING YOU OFF AT HARRINGTON'S he can deal with this problem

lettersinthesand :

LMAO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"Listen man. Gareth. My dude. Do you know how mad i was when I found out what a good guy he was? And hot? I mean he's so fucking hot Gareth look at him!!!"

"I absolutely will not be doing that"

lettersinthesand:

Eddie: listen. LISTEN. He is. So sexy

Gareth: :yellsteve:

Gorgeousgreymatter:

true ally Gareth :slurrrp: :EddieSIMP:

Buff Muggin:

Eddie- I want to… MOUNT him

Gareth- That’s the third time you’ve said that since I walked over to you. It’s been two minutes.

wynnyfryd:

“but Gareth, his HANDSSS”

rainbownerds:

"Tell him, not me! I don't need to hear this!"

lettersinthesand:

"Gareth. GARETH. His ass"

Buff Muggin:

(Gareth is talking in complete deadpan monotone btw)

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Eddie- gym class was never the same without him, and his sweaty thighs,and his-

Gareth - do I really need this band? I can just down myself in this cup of water it wouldn't be that hard

wynnyfryd:

gareth praying for his tinnitus to kick in any time now

lettersinthesand:

"Gareth. GARETH. You aren't listening."

"Oh REALLY"

kesbird:

Gareth who is just LEARNING about his friends kinks in a speed run absolutely warp speeding it to Steve so that he doesn’t have to deal with this

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"I really wanna touch his hair. Do you think he'd let me if I ask? Can you ask??"

Gareth- looking around for someone to beg to murder him rn

wynnyfryd :

“his teeeeth. gareth his teeth are so lickable”

“that’s it you’re banned from the tequila for life”

kesbird:

Gareth sees Steve walk out of the party bathroom or whatever wherever they are beat fucking red because Eddie has been saying all that to Steve and losing it

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:17 PM

Eddie - I mean, Gareth. I just want to taste him. Look at his neck. Oh, the things I would do to bite it.

Gareth - Do you think it’s possible to drown in a red solo cup?

Eddie - I don’t know man, that’s not what we’re talking about right now

Gareth - I’m very willing to find out

wynnyfryd:

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

lettersinthesand:

Gareth slowly sipping his drink and turning away

Gorgeousgreymatter:

He's gonna knock on the door because everyone saw Steve and Robin go into the bathroom and Gareth is going to just be like "he's all yours, babysitter extraordinare"

kesbird:

ALSO SOME GOOD FUCKING SOUP

kesbird :

Exactlyyyyy!

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Because that's what Eddie keeps calling him and gareth has no fuxking idea what it means but fucking here u go

Babysit his ass

wynnyfryd:

“babysit his ass, apparently he’s into that too” lmfao

kesbird :

😂

Steve just- ???? But not having time to process because now he has two drunk octopuses

And Eddie is DELIGHTED to see him

Gorgeousgreymatter:

He's got two hands thankfully

Everyone watching Steve harringon the former king of Hawkins high leave with two people in his arms is objectively hilarious

Buff Muggin :

I both love incredibly supportive Gareth who tries to meddle in Eddie’s love life (to help him get the boy!!) and incredibly frustrated Gareth who hates how much Eddie talks about Steve

kesbird:

So he just gets practically tackled by a solid puddle of eddie

wynnyfryd:

gareth going through it

Image

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Robin getting a piggyback ride to the car (we were robbed of this in the Upside Down Steve would never even attempt to let Robin try to walk over those vines you cannot convince me otherwise) and just holding Eddie's hand

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve sends Gareth a fruit basket at the end of it all bc he doesn't know what else to do

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Which Eddie keeps swinging their arms and giggling

lettersinthesand:

ALL OF THIS

kesbird :

That is the most rich boy thing I’ve ever heard I love it

Gorgeousgreymatter:

30 bomb of beer and a post it that says thank you

Dude fruit basket

wynnyfryd:

that’s what they call their first apartment

kesbird:

Fucking iconic

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"If you puke in my hair I'm taking off your friendship bracelet and throwing it in the dirt, Robbie" -- she starts crying

lettersinthesand:

Robin is a crying drunk change my mind

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:25 PM

robin and eddie creating a feedback loop of sad wet eyed drunk idiots lmao

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I'd say she's a whiplash mood drunk lol

lettersinthesand :

Yeppp

kesbird:

Eddie is all - “I wanna tie you up Steve like a pretty little present 😌” meanwhile Robin is sobbing and Steve is having emotional whiplash

lettersinthesand:

Oh no now i had an angst plot bunny

wynnyfryd :

the sadness makes her nervous laugh until it turns to actual giggles

lettersinthesand:

Yes

wynnyfryd:

to the diary with you!! lol

lettersinthesand:

I feel like she's like me when drunk, which is super happy and intense until something happens and she's bawling her eyes out instead

Buff Muggin:

I definitely see Robin as the type to get really vocal to their friends about how much she loves them when she’s drunk. Like walking up to everyone she’s close to and being like “I need you to know that I am so happy we met and I love you so much you mean the world to me”

kesbird:

And the opposite is true too she’ll see someone she hates and BY GOD will they know by the end of that conversation

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"If you were a girl Steve I would marry you"

Cue drunk possessive argument between Robin and Eddie

wynnyfryd:

but then in the cold light of day steve tries to be like “that was really nice, what you said” and she’s all “gross, feelings 🤢”

wynnyfryd:

OH MY GOD a drunken passionate argument about who would be a better wife to steve

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:28 PM

Steve: Can we have a MOMENT for ONCE, ROBBIE?

Robin: Not while I am sober!

kesbird:

“My heart shrivels and dies the moment there’s no alcohol fueling it steve”

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:29 PM

"I love you too, Rob"

"Tell anyone I said that and your ass is grass Harrington"

"Might wanna get the lawnmower because you literally told everyone that already last night"

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:30 PM

“Tell anyone I said that-“ ROBIN EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU AND STEVE LOVE ONE ANOTHER (platonically) ITS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS HIDDEN

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:31 PM

She tells everyone every single time she's drunk

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:31 PM

also quoting steve to steve while pretending not to be undying besties is just so good

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:31 PM

Like they all don't know

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:32 PM

nancy sarcastically over her drink like, “shocking news everyone, my girlfriend loves my ex more than me”

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:32 PM

You tried to “keep it under wraps” but those “wraps” were clear plastic cling film Robin. Everyone could see what was underneath it

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:33 PM

robin, starry eyed and missing all the sarcasm “i. love. him. so. MUCH”

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:33 PM

"But don't tell him!!!" In the loudest whisper whilst in Steve's lap

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 4:33 PM

THISSS

kesbird — Today at 4:34 PM

Even better if she stage whispers that directly to Steve lol

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:34 PM

eddie making the “lips are locked and the key is thrown away” gesture with the most sincere cow eyes

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:35 PM

That's going in the car scene

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:35 PM

argyle’s so high all the time that this actually is shocking news to him at every single party

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:35 PM

When her and Eddie argue over Steve

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:35 PM

He isn't even joking he is just as drunk and is 100% in on the seriousness

kesbird — Today at 4:36 PM

Covers Steve’s ears very badly for it too before Steve bats at him

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:36 PM

"But also ill fight you for him, Buckley. I'll fight you right now in this backseat!"

Steve: NO YOU WILL NOT

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:36 PM

Man Argyle as a background character in fic is so underrated

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:37 PM

kindergarten style slap fight commences

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:37 PM

Hdjshxxb this is gonna be so fun j have so many good dialogue ideas :loveteeth: :loveteeth:

kesbird — Today at 4:37 PM

:loveteeth: :loveteeth: :loveteeth:

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:37 PM

It will be a gift for all of you :EddieSIMP:

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:37 PM

:loveteeth:

kesbird — Today at 4:38 PM

Did I mention I would kill for you I’m just gonna leave that out there again because AHHHHHH

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:38 PM

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Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:39 PM

...at Steve's house he has to go take care of Robin first so he takes Eddie to his bedroom and says STAY PUT all grumpy and Eddie says "I'll be a good boy for you stevie" and then Steve hurls himself into the sun

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:40 PM

Eddie is just. King of accidentally saying super hot shit

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:41 PM

AHHHHHHHHHH picturing him like, starfished on steve’s bed with his head hanging off the edge so he’s smiling upside down at steve

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:42 PM

Oh no he means it. 100% and that's what makes it part of Steve's agonies lol

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:42 PM

:loveteeth:

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:48 PM

...Steve trying to get Eddie to change clothes and he wants the yellow sweater but Steve's like you can't have it, I just gave it to Robin.

"Fine then gimme your letterman jacket"

'You can't wear that to bed eds it's not comfortable and I don't want you puking on it"

Steve is finally able to haggle and placate with the literal shirt he's wearing because it's the only one Eddie will agree to wear

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:48 PM

:loveteeth:

kesbird — Today at 4:49 PM

:loveteeth: :loveteeth: :loveteeth:

I’m gonna lose my mind dear god

At this point steve is taking a shower out of self preservation. Both to let off steam and also because Eddie was cuddling him he was no match

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:50 PM

...he's gonna jerk off in the shower and feel shit about it

kesbird — Today at 4:50 PM

EXACTLY

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:50 PM

But it's the only way he can cuddle Eddie how Eddie wants without dying lol

kesbird — Today at 4:51 PM

And then eddie comes in sober and sees everything through the glass and is like “whelp my time to shine lmao time to make good on some promises”

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 4:57 PM

MY TIME TO SHINE LMAAOODGUSGJFD

Steve having a crisis and Eddie just being inexplicably in love with him is my favorite steddie trope

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:59 PM

I'm seriously an excited puppy about writing this!!

Which means I'll get it done fast :ohreally:

hyperfixation powers activate

kesbird — Today at 5:08 PM

YESSSSS

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 5:09 PM

Also RIP everyone backreading this later

kesbird — Today at 5:13 PM

Oh i didn’t even think about that lol

I’m gonna try and start putting discussions on tumble again we’ll see how that goes

wynnyfryd — Today at 5:16 PM

re: this whole conversation akdkds

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Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 5:19 PM

Tldr Drunk Bitey Eddie + DD Steve with a sprinkling of drunk lovey Robin and a dash of exasperated flustered Gareth

#steddie #drunk!eddie #drunk!robin #steve #eddie #robin #dd!steve #gareth #party #11/18/22

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thetragicallynerdy · 2 years

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fungi anon crawling out of the soil! sorry it's been so long friend <3 thank u ever so much for the popcorn! it was appreciated and enjoyed! i have for u a little sheep i felted myself <3 are u the type to put random things on ur bookshelves or are you a very Books Only person?

ohhh hey pal!!! i am SO sorry for the late reply, my notes have been a mess lately so i missed it coming in. and never apologize for it being a long time <3

ohhhh i love the little sheep SO much!!! i am petting its fuzzy head and sitting it beside my dollhouse (it will keep Finn from Adventure Time and the kitten with the mended paw company) (also seriously thank u it has been a hard evening and this made me smile a lot)

I am hugely hugely a "put anything and everything on my bookshelves" person XD I love little knickknacks, and my style could be called maximalism a lot more than minimalism. Bookshelves are just a useful way to display things!! I have. Well. A lot of bookshelves, but a few items on them include:

a collection of tiny Breyer horses from my horse kid days (breyers are a brand of collectible horse figurines)

a collection of tiny penguins because I love penguins

some special rocks, including a lovely carved heart rock, and not a rock but a blown glass heart that was a gift from a beloved placement supervisor

an alcohol ink painting of a forest that is one of my favourite art pieces i own

my collection of pocket watches

more breyer horses, of the normal size XD

cow art (one by me, one not by me, they go on the same shelf it is the cow shelf)

I have two rad bookends that are heavy metal unicorn heads (are we sensing a theme here pals?)

A large dollhouse my dad made me when I was wee

a skull dice holder that is mainly used as a place my hamster likes to hang out

some live plants

there are also books I guess

And some other things! I am too lazy to get up and look right now tho XD

Do you also have fun things on your bookshelves? (Books also count as fun things)

Also I am handing u a chocolate chip banana muffin I made yesterday, I hope you like banana and chocolate chip (and if u don't I have a blueberry one u can have instead :3)

Thanks for the ask friend, it was so good to hear from you <3

#fungi anon #asks #rambling #fungi anon i love you so <3

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thurs-days · 2 years

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banana nut muffins my beloved

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thedisneychef · 1 year

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Will It Waffle? Recipes to Try in Your Waffle Maker

Hey everyone! If you're looking for something to shake up your breakfast routine, I've got just the thing. It's called "Will It Waffle?", and it's an amazing collection of recipes that will make all your meals taste even better – especially when cooked in a waffle iron! From savory dishes like mac 'n cheese to sweet treats like banana bread and brownies, these recipes are sure to spice up any meal. In this article, I'll talk about some of my favorite Will It Waffle? creations so keep reading if you want to get cooking with a waffle iron today! Mac 'N Cheese Waffle I've been looking for fun and delicious ways to switch up my mac 'n cheese recipes, so I was excited when I heard about making a waffle out of it. It's the perfect combination of savory and sweet, with all the familiar flavors of mac 'n cheese that everyone loves. To make it even more exciting, there are so many variations you can try! For instance, if you're feeling adventurous why not pair different cheeses together? Cheddar is always a classic choice but adding in some mozzarella or gouda gives it an extra kick. You can also experiment with other ingredients like bacon bits, green onions, and diced jalapenos to add flavor and texture. The possibilities are endless! If you're cooking for picky eaters who don't like too much heat or spice, then just stick with cheddar and maybe top your waffles off with some freshly grated parmesan before baking them. Whatever combinations you decide on, these cheesy waffles will be sure to hit the spot. Banana Bread Waffle Moving on from my favorite Mac 'n Cheese Waffle, the next recipe I'm going to share is a Banana Bread Waffle. This one has always been a hit in my house! The banana bread waffle combines ripe bananas and nut butter for an extra moist texture. You can top it with your favorite type of fruit compote or syrup - which makes this breakfast treat even more delicious. The best part about this recipe is how simple it is to make. You just need to mash up two ripe bananas before adding them into the batter mix along with some melted nut butter and baking powder. Then you simply cook the mixture in your waffle iron until golden brown. It really doesn't get any easier than that! Once cooked, take out your hot waffles and serve them with whatever toppings you've chosen. Whether you choose a savory topping like bacon or a sweet topping like honey, these banana bread waffles are sure to be a crowd pleaser every time. Enjoy! Brownie Waffle I'm sure you're already loving the idea of a waffle recipe-- and believe me, there's more where this came from. Brownie waffles are a decadent treat that combine two beloved desserts: brownies and waffles. They've got all the deliciousness of both in one convenient package! To make them, start by making your favorite brownie mix according to the instructions on the box (you can also use an easy-to-make cookie dough waffle batter if desired). Spread it into a lightly greased waffle iron and cook until golden brown - about 4 minutes or so. The result is a crispy outside with gooey goodness inside. Serve up warm with some ice cream for an unbeatable dessert experience! Waffle Pizza I never thought I would be combining two of my favorite foods in one delicious dish until now! Introducing the peanut butter waffle pizza bites – a unique and tasty treat that is sure to please any palate. The key ingredient here is the homemade waffle batter, made with creamy peanut butter for extra flavor. The mixture is poured into mini muffin tins and baked until golden brown. Once cooled, each bite-sized morsel can then be topped with your choice of meats, veggies, cheeses and sauces to create custom pizzas everyone will love. These yummy little treats are perfect for parties or just as an indulgent snack on those nights when you want something special but don’t feel like cooking a full meal. So grab some ingredients from the pantry and get ready for a truly scrumptious experience! Grilled Cheese Waffle Moving on from waffle pizza, I'm excited to share my favorite grilled cheese waffle recipe. It's a classic comfort food that can be customized with endless variations and savory toppings. All you need is your favorite bread and cheese combination - or try something new! To get started, preheat your griddle or skillet over medium heat. Spread butter on one side of each slice of bread then top it with the desired cheese - think provolone, cheddar or brie for great flavor combinations. Place one slice buttered-side down onto the heated surface. Top it with another slice of bread (butter-side out) then press lightly with a spatula until golden brown and crispy. Flip the sandwich once the bottom side has crisped up nicely and continue cooking until both sides are evenly cooked. Now comes the fun part: topping your creation! Try adding tomatoes, avocado slices, bacon bits, pesto sauce or whatever else tickles your fancy - even some caramelized onions would make an amazing addition here. The possibilities are limitless so feel free to experiment and get creative as you go along! Frequently Asked Questions What Is The Best Type Of Waffle Iron To Use For These Recipes? When it comes to waffle recipes, you’ll want to make sure you have the right type of waffle iron. Look for one with a non-stick coating and variable temperature settings so that your waffles turn out perfectly. This will help you avoid any messes or burnt batter when making your delicious creations! Are These Recipes Suitable For Vegans? Yes, these recipes are vegan friendly and dairy free! The best part is that they make use of a waffle iron to create delicious dishes in no time. So if you're looking for some vegan-friendly meals, look no further than will it waffle recipes. How Long Does It Take To Prepare Each Of These Recipes? When it comes to cooking times for waffle recipes, it really depends on the type of variation you're making. If you're opting for a traditional Belgian-style waffle, then most recipes take about 5 minutes from start to finish - which is great if you need breakfast in a hurry! However, if you want something more indulgent like chocolate or churro waffles, these typically require more time due to the extra ingredients and steps involved. So be sure to factor this into your meal planning when deciding what recipe to make! Can I Use Other Types Of Cheese For The Mac 'N Cheese Waffle? Sure, you can use other types of cheese for the mac 'n cheese waffle! If you're looking to make a grilled cheese-style waffle, try using cheddar or any shredded hard cheese as a substitute. Or if you're feeling adventurous, experiment with more unique flavors such as blue cheese crumbles or Gouda slices. It's all up to you and your taste buds! Can I Substitute The Banana In The Banana Bread Waffle Recipe For Something Else? Yes, you can definitely substitute the banana in the banana bread waffle recipe for something else. If you're looking to switch it up and try a new flavor, there are plenty of alternative fillings or fruit variations that you can use instead. Applesauce is one popular option - just make sure to adjust the sugar content accordingly! You could also experiment with other types of berries, such as blueberries or raspberries. Get creative and have fun! Conclusion In conclusion, waffle recipes are a great way to mix up your breakfast or snack routine. With the right type of waffle iron and some creativity, you can make delicious treats that everyone in the family will enjoy. Vegans can also find something they love with these recipes since all the ingredients used are plant-based. And even if you don't have any bananas on hand for the Banana Bread Waffle recipe, there's still plenty of other substitutions available so you won't miss out. So why not give these recipes a try today? You'll be glad you did! Read the full article

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snailslunchpail · 2 years

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EEE SNAIL!! i’m sorry last week was super rough on you ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ be proud you got through it!!~ i love love love banana flavoured stuff i think it’s so underrated! how were the muffins? one thing i reallyyy miss about being in school is the build up to winter/summer break. i know not everyone celebrates christmas but everyone would always be so excited up until the last day (≧▽≦) humans are cute like that

i will not tell star she is a trend setter… psst ^^ that’s me in the snow (REAL!)

i haven’t been doing anything fun but it finally snowed!!! it never snows in the uk (-д-。) i made my parents take a walk with me while it was still snowing but i have the worlds worst cold now (T＿T) promise me u will never take breathing through ur nose easy for granted…..

the figures look SO so cute!!!! i love ur list.. the re-ment + house so you can set em up in little scenes… not sure if i was the only kid that did this but i would spend hours setting up my calico critters houses just to make em look nice and then i wouldn’t even play with them (๑´ㅂ`๑) i just liked makin sure they had a cute house to live in!

would you want a modern doll house?? or a themed one? or a wooden one? Σ(･口･) i would love to be a doll or a toy and just have a little room.. something about small things… waa

+ to answer your question i would really really love the calico critters lavender rabbit family .. it’s a japan exclusive though T_T id love to have the ‘art of ghibli’ books! have you seen them? i think id want ponyo + howls moving castle versions most because i love the art of both movies SO much… rement.. tiny food.. ohehehe…. i would die for a little re-ment set…

HAIII BELOVED CAPPA IM BACK!! ⸜ (｡˃ ᵕ ˂) ⸝ so sorry this took me so long to respond to !

but tysm for the sweet words!! things have definitely gotten better recently + at the time of writing this tomorrow is christmas!!! YAHOOOO ( / >ヮ< )/

GRAHH YES i love banana flavored baked goods!!! & the muffins turned out really well! :D i should make some banana chocolate chip cookies sometime bc that sounds delicious ..

BUT YAHH the build up to christmas is always really fun in school! (minus the finals) but it was really sweet cus one of my electives is being an assistant in the counciling office and they got us hot coco and mini donuts it was sooo sweet !! ( ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ) ♡

also that IS u in the snow, #SO REAL!

SNOWWW that is so so cool!!! but yah omg i imagine that must be uncomfortable- >_<!!

AWEEE thats so precious tho!!! they rlly just itch a certain part of my brain !!! GRAH i adore the calico critter doll houses tho id also love to have something like these i think ?? just something with an open face! AND LITERALLY OMG i would be so content as a silly little toy

the lavender calico critters are absolutely adorable.. and the art of ghibli book sounds so cute!! i think ive seen similar ones, i bet they'd be so fun to flip though! i have a couple artbooks myself of video games i like + some artists and i adore them sm!! i really want to collect some more magazines tho (i got a bit inspired by tamakid ofc) bc the japanese kids magazines just look so fun !? AHH PONYO AND HMC THO i feel like ive said this before but ponyo is my fav and i wanna name an orange cat after her someday ^__^

ANYWAYS i love ur ideas !!! they all sound too cute and ty for the ask again it was very fun to answer :D i hope ur having a great holiday season! and merry christmas if u celebrate, i'll probably be popping in ur ask box to send u a lil christmas message soon !! :3

#YIPPIEEEEEEE #snail mail

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Three Steps to Win You (CH 29)

Title: Three Steps to Win You

Rating: M

Pairing: Daddy Chan/Tankhun, Kinn/Porsche, Vegas/Pete

Category: M/M, AU Nerd-Jock

Summary: Accidentally, scientist Tankhun Theerapanyakul embarrassed footballer Captain Chan "Daddy" Knight in front of his coach, teammates and fans. He had to fulfill three tasks from the captain before his apology was accepted.

Chapter 29

(Tankhun POV)

Saturday Morning -- The Theerapanyakun Residence

"Thirty-three... thirty-four... thirty-five... thirty-six," counted Tankhun in a low voice.

"P', are you baking!? They smell so good~," shouted Kim, who ran into the kitchen and stopped in front of the long kitchen table, exactly where Tankhun laid out three dozen gluten-free mini banana muffins with dark chocolate chips on top, fresh out of the oven. "Banana Muffins?"

"Yes, sweetie, and don't touch them!" warned Tankhun.

He was so ready to smack Kim's hand with his spatula if his youngest brother ever dared to grab one muffin.

"Just one, please~ P', you baked so many," cried Kim. "You know they're my favorite."

"You think I baked enough for the whole squad of BSFC and the coaches?" asked Tankhun to Kim, sounding very serious.

"Yes, P', more than enough," replied Kim as he looked at Tankhun with a big smile on his face. He looked so happy and... relieved?

Hmm, that's weird.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like that!" stressed Tankhun, pointing at Kim's face. "You look so ecstatic."

"I'm just happy, P'," said Kim, still smiling. "I'm one hundred percent convinced now that you really care for Cap."

"Oh, really? And why's that?"

"You never bake for people that you don't give a damn about," stated Kim calmly. "This morning, not only you baked for him but for the whole squad of BSFC. You must care for him A LOT."

Tankhun was stunned.

He could feel that his face was getting hotter, but still, he didn't want to give in, "Don't be silly, Kim, I bake for your football team all the time."

"Because you love me, right?"

Tankhun closed his eyes. He had to admit that Kim was absolutely right. However, before he could even say what was on his mind to Kim, his youngest brother was no longer standing in front of him. Not only that, but the muffin which was located in the top left corner was also missing.

Oh, that little shit!

"Kim Theerapanyakun, get your ass back here!" yelled Tankhun at top of his lungs.

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(Tankhun POV)

Kim just stopped his car in front of the Hattrick when a new message notification rang on Tankhun's cell phone.

Ding!

New Message from Caramello.

Caramello

Just head straight to the training ground. I have your coffee here with me.

Tankhun's reaction to the text should have been normal. After all, the Captain, for five days straight, had provided him with hot coffee that was made according to his preferences. But, he'd be lying if he didn't say that his heart melted over Chan's sweet treatment the whole week.

There was absolutely no doubt in Tankhun's heart that he must have smiled silly at that time, because Kim, his beloved baby brother, had no trouble at all guessing whose message he had just received.

"So, what did the Cap say?" he asked. "That he already ordered your coffee for you, he asked us to just head straight to the stadium?"

Tankhun just nodded his head firmly. He didn't even trust himself not to embarrass himself by screaming and singing an aria about love in front of his brother if he opens his mouth right then.

"Aaw~ that is so sweet," stated Kim as he started the car and drove toward the BSFC Training Ground.

Instead of responding to Kim, Tankhun chose to turn his head towards the window. He needed to hide his blushed pink face, for he just couldn't stop smiling. And he refused to look silly in front of his youngest brother.

Karma was truly a bitch.

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(Chan POV)

Saturday Morning -- the BSFC Training Ground

Chan repeatedly looked at the back door of the stadium, but the person he was waiting for still didn't appear.

Where the hell is he?

Tankhun's hot americano had been delivered by the Hattrick delivery service just now and was still steaming hot in Chan's hands. He wanted this cup of coffee and himself to be the first things Tankhun saw when he arrived here.

Yes, yes, he was aware that he was super whipped ( indeed ), but he didn't feel embarrassed at all.

Did I send the message too late to Tankhun?

Nah, it was impossible! He texted Tankhun at exactly 7.30 AM. Maybe Kim was still parking his car. Not long after, the sound of a door opening was heard. Chan could hear the sound of footsteps approaching him.

"This way, Doctor Theerapanyakun," said Sol, the security guard, to Tankhun, who followed behind him with Kim, holding three blue-colored medium boxes in both hands. "Coach never allowed food on the pitch area, so I better take you to the locker room."

"Okay."

Food?

"I'll take them to the locker room myself, Sol, thank you," said Chan. "Good morning, Tankhun... Kim..."

"Good morning, Chan."

"Good morning, Cap!"

"Of course, Cap," replied Sol. "Good day, Doctor Theerapanyakun."

"Good day, Sol, thank you."

"CAP!!! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"

Kim shouted so loud his voice echoed in the corridor, as soon as Sol left them.

"I GET TO PRACTICE WITH YOU AND THE WHOLE TEAM!"

"For God's Sake, KIM! Inside voice, please!" yelled Tankhun as he grimaced. "I can't exactly cover my ears now."

"Oops, sorry, P'!" said Kim to Tankhun who could only shake his head.

Chan couldn't blame him though, Kim did yell super loud. Nevertheless, you could still see clearly, on his face, how happy Tankhun was for his brother, no matter how hurt his ears were at that time.

"Are you ready?" Chan asked the young footballer.

"YES! NO! I don't know!"

Chan just laughed at Kim's antics and then reached out his hand toward him.

"Give me your duffel bag, and I will put it in the locker room," said Chan before adding, "Just follow this corridor straight to the pitch. Pete and the rest of the boys are waiting for you there. I've already informed the coaches, so there shouldn't be any problems."

"Thank you, Cap!" shouted Kim -- thank God not as loud as before -- before running down the corridor toward the pitch. "I'll see you on the pitch!"

"Aren't you going to be late for practice?" asked Tankhun. "Just show me the way to the locker room, I can handle it by myself just fine. Give me the duffel bag."

"Let me help you, Tankhun. Don't worry about practice, I'm always the last player to get to the pitch. Captain's privilege," replied Chan. "Give me those boxes, so I can hand you your coffee."

Chan put Kim's duffel bag on the floor and waited until Tankhun finished stacking the boxes safely in his right hand before giving Tankhun his Americano.

"To your left," instructed Chan. "What's in these boxes? They smell so good."

"My gluten-free banana muffins."

Whoa, he baked?

"You baked?"

"Yes, for the boys," answered Tankhun calmly while sipping his coffee.

"Just for the boys? Ouch!" teased Chan.

"Don't be ridiculous, Chan! You're one of the BSFC boys too, aren't you? Besides, I baked enough for everybody," said the Doctor nonchalantly but refuse to meet his eyes.

Oh, my sweet bratty stubborn baby...

"After you, baby, the second door on your left."

The Doctor sauntered in front of Chan with his signature swag, and Chan was charmed, for he absolutely loved the way Tankhun walked and moved. He was like a supermodel, very graceful and magnetic. He also had a pair of legs that were on par or even more beautiful than those models'. Those legs were now clearly visible before the Captain's eyes.

Did he even wear pants?

Because, as far as he can see, Chan could only see Tankhun wearing an oversized blood-red hoodie and classic black & white checkered slip-on Vans and nothing else.

"Stop being perverted, Chan. Of course, I'm wearing pants," said Tankhun, who stopped in his tracks and turned his face to look at Chan.

"I said it out loud, didn't I?"

Tankhun just grinned and continued his walk toward the locker room.

So busted!

The locker room was empty when they opened the door. Don and the other coaches were already on the field. Chan better hurries before Coach gives him an extra lap.

"Are you ready?"

"One moment, please," cried Tankhun. "Let me take off my hoodie first."

The first thing Chan saw when Tankhun, who was standing with his back to him, unzipped and lowered his red hoodie was the large number 3 and his last name KNIGHT on Tankhun's back.

Is h-he wearing the BSFC jersey with my name and number on it!?

Chan started to get dizzy. However, when the scientist turned his body around to face Chan and take off the hoodie completely, the Captain almost fainted. Because Tankhun... his baby ... he... he was wearing the jersey that used to belong to Chan. More precisely, the official away uniform of BSFC that the Captain had used in a match. Chan was 100% sure of that fact because he was the one who gifted Kim with that particular jersey when he came to Theerapanyakun's residence back then. It was his signature on the left side of the jersey right above the BSFC's badge, god damn it!

Oh, God... Oh My Fucking God!!!

Both of them had almost the same height, but completely different body shapes. Chan's shoulders and chest were wider than Tankhun's. Not only that, but the Captain was also more muscular, while Tankhun was very slender and lithe, with delicious curves in all the right places. Their differences were so obviously seen when Tankhun was wearing Chan's jersey like this. The sleeves of the BSFC white uniform barely touched Tankhun's elbows, and the hem of the shirt fell slightly above the middle of Tankhun's long and slim thighs.

Suddenly, all these unholy thoughts invaded Chan's mind. This was even worse compared to when he saw Tankhun wearing his BSFC jacket at BOC Stadium. It must be because of the minuscule pants that -- allegedly -- were worn by Tankhun but couldn't be seen at all!

Chan couldn't help himself but imagine Tankhun walking around his house bare feet, wearing his jersey, and only that... Chan started to pant... he was gulping hard... his blood was boiling... and he could feel something down there was starting to wake up...

I'm doomed!

"Cap?" called Pete, who always had perfect timing, suddenly popped his head into the locker room.

Make that double doomed!!

Chan only had two options, and neither was good for him, but if he had to choose one... Chan grabbed Tankhun's body in front of him quickly as lightning and then turned their position 180 degrees so Tankhun was the one facing his co-captain, while Chan and his "condition" hid behind the Doctor.

"Yes, Pete?"

Even his own voice sounded strange to his ears. Did he really sound like a strangled person? Or was it just his imagination?

"Coach asking for you," answered Pete as he walked into the room.

Purely on reflex, Chan pulled Tankhun's body backward towards his own body, so that their bodies pressed against each other. His intention at that time was only to use Tankhun's body as a shield, but -- without realizing it -- Chan had made matters even worse for him.

"Chan?" whispered Tankhun, his breath caught a little.

And that was the moment when the great Captain of BSFC realized what he had done.

FUCK!

TBC

#daddy chan #tankhun theerapanyakul #chantankhun #kpts fanfic #fake dating #au nerd jock #kinnporsche #vegaspete #kim theerapanyakul #everybody is a footballer #team as family #kpts

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