I was talking with my dad and was like "yeah my computer has been pretty slow in the past year-ish :(" so he did some digging and.... y'all. part of why my computer was slow and had "suddenly" lost storage was because I somehow downloaded the barbie movie ELEVEN TIMES when trying to watch it on apple tv back in October
how. HOW did I even do this
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I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames
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what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
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do you guys ever think about dying? ✨
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I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too
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