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ohnoitsz1m · 6 months ago

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shepvance plsplsplsplsplspls 🙏🙏

It is done :]

I just realized gheyre matchies with their ear+face markings

Sketch i didnt like

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halflifebutawesome · 1 year ago

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mwah

#Theyre in white forest and Barney sees Gordon and everything in his brain shuts off and he's like well better kiss him goodmorning :)#This was maybe funnier in my head. Whatever #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #half life 2 #half life #Should i tag Alyx. She's like. Technically there. Nah I won't clog the tag #hl #hl2 #my art

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saintaviator · 1 year ago

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moar hl scraps…. does a pose

#There's I think a couple repeat doodles srry I cldnt crop it right. wgatever #that 1st one is a study .... I didn't realize how. Fucked up his hev suit is by th end of everything like holyshit.....#I was lookin at the pic I was using for th study and was like. 😟 that's so much blood.... that's just like..#A big gouge....... uueueeeughh......#LIKE HIS WHOLE LEFT SIDE IS BLOWN OPEN. CHRIST #I will also say I dont care 4 th hl2 HEV but I like the way the chest piece is shaped #I kinda mix them up when I draw it..... does another pose #half life #half life 2 #hl1 #hl2 #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #alyx vance #adrian shephard #opposing force #blue shift #That middle one of Adrian I'm mayyybe gonna turn into a full piece. I just gotta get the pose better...#Anyway listen to cowboy Dan by modest mouse. Adrian song. I know this #Th one with Barney and Adrian is nonsensical I just thought it was funny #In my heart during the black mesa incident I think barney separately teamed up w both Adrian and Gordon.#Not for very long. But I like 2 think about it.#<- making shit up

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reality-detective · 9 months ago

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I've posted this 👇 before

This was revealed on Barney Miller in 1981. Predictive programing hidden in plain sight, as per usual. Front running the truth with the "conspiracy theory" labels.

That script was greenlit on a comedy show, they knew they could flaunt it, and no one would believe it. 🤔

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canneddolts · 2 years ago

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Do you have any thoughts on freehoun?

#hope this Helps <3 #EAT EAT EAT #for realsies they are like….the secret 3rd thing between bestfriends & dating In my mind #not quite either #i dont have much to say about hl2 barney #also #i do like everything ppl do with them..#every dynamic like best friends & haters & angst ers & lovers #i j stick to silly stuff bc it makes me joyous & spin in circles #also i cant write angst or anything deep #oopsies #half life #hl1 #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #my stuff #half-life

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pistachi0art · 6 months ago

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i respect your grindset if you do not like this but may i submit for your consideration: barney calhoun (butch woman edition) having a lil bit of body hair still🔥leg hair in my mind .. thank you for bringing her into the world

Thank you ✨ here’s a little edit for ya :)) I felt she might’ve been missing a little something ^^

#and you are very welcome she is my everything atm #small things #ask reply #breanna calhoun #barney calhoun #beautiful butch #😍#barbara calhoun

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blushft · 10 months ago

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butterfreecrime hype is real

(full sized images + extra stuff under cut 🔥🔥)

i didn't shade these please don't kill me

#ianriley #butterfreecrime #buttercrime #buttermind #freecrime #mindverse #mind machinima #barney's mind #barmey calhoun #im not tagging everything else idgaf

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fictionadventurer · 4 months ago

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Blue: A Retelling of "The Blue Castle" by M.J. Rednow

Valancy is not a rebel. Every moment of her day is controlled by the artificial intelligence that monitors her movements, but she doesn't dare to resist strict rules of Stirling Society. Any who object are cast out of their safe city and banished to the toxic, dangerous Wilderness. Yet Valancy dreams of freedom, inspired by the secretly subversive writings of John Foster. His supposedly scientific texts speak of the beauty of nature and spark thoughts of society beyond Stirling control--yet, for Valancy, these can be nothing more than dreams. Then the infallible AI medical doctor informs Valancy that she has less than a year to live. Valancy realizes that she doesn't want to die never having lived, and she begins to push back against the restrictions of her life. She speaks out against the pointless rules, helps an invalid deemed useless to society, and is eventually cast out into the Wilderness, where she marries a mysterious outcast who teaches her to brave the wonders and terrors of nature--and maybe, to bring down the Stirling society once and for all.

#imaginary book recs #the blue castle #l.m. montgomery #my ya teen dystopian dive led me unexpectedly to this book #i devoured it in like six hours #stayed up way too late #the only other blue castle retelling i've read was kind of a disappointment #but this one works #the blue castle lends itself extremely well to a dystopia and i can't believe i've never thought of this before #barney snaith as rebel leader was everything i never knew i wanted #(i was thinking: i should just daydream a stupid ya dystopian premise)#(maybe a retelling)#(what's a classic i know well enough that can adapt to a dystopian setting?)#(i fully wanted this to just be a premise)#(but of course as i developed it i realize that it's something i could and would like to write)#(i wanted to try writing this as a two-sentences-per-scene just-presenting-the-premise fanfic)#(but i know it's going to be more complicated and time-consuming than it looks)#(so i thought i'd throw it out as an imaginary book rec so i can get it off my mind)#(at least until i finish the stories i'm currently working on)

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westofwords · 2 months ago

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why does no one talk about barney peanuts. he knows circus tricks

#i feel bad for him he gets left out of everything #barney peanuts lovers wya #newsies #barney peanuts

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halflifebutawesome · 5 months ago

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ive been so obsessed with this post

#half life #id in alt text #barney calhoun #< technically #chumtoad #my art #barney Freeman is a joke for myself and party city 17 #I LOVE YOU CHUMTOAD FOREVER. CHAMPY YOU ARE SO EVERYTHING

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pealooza · 4 months ago

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wart the scallop

#barney calhoun #gordon freeman #half life #ignore that its the hev mark v & then everything else is hl1 i forgot what i was doing

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cowboylikeyouu · 8 months ago

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i really really really want to write a sitcoms style avengers fanfic that’s basically just a himym season 9 AU, like it all takes place over the course of three days (with flashbacks) at steve and tony‘s wedding and it’s just 25 chapters of chaotic avengers family shenanigans with 10000000000 cameos of every marvel character ever