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mentally i’m still here 🖤🖤
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[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....
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TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator
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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday
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its literally friday ?
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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY
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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled
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#bureau business #inoculated #txt
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give me that username lup. stop impersonating me
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no
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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.
receipts under the readmore vv
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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look
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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.
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this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago
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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?
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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH
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ohmygod you killed him
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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.
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You can't do that here
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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive
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STOP
#this is elder abuse
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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb
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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu
#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight
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i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around
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to me, the most fascinating (and utterly unintentional) feature of TAZ Balance's narrative structure is the way that on the first listen, Tres Horny Boys are the audience surrogates because they, much like us, have no idea what the fuck is going on, but on all subsequent relistens, then Lucretia, and sometimes Barry, and arguably especially Lup in the umbrella become the new audience stand-ins, because just like us, they are, in fact, painfully aware of what the fuck is going on :)
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This is your daily reminder that Barry Bluejeans is overweight and middle aged!!!! He’s fat!! He’s getting grey hairs!!! He’s got a few wrinkles!!! He’s beautiful!!!!
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From August 2022.
Wanted to do more with this piece/concept, but haven’t gotten around to it. Still really like it tho so enjoy, all you sad Blupjeaners (me) <3
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i’ll blow myself up just to hold u again
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whenever I see a pairing referred to as "the lovers" I'm like, I'm sorry but you will never be Mr Barry Bluejeans and Mrs Lup Bluejeans, THE Lovers of all time
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a thing i love about the eleventh hour red robe/magnus interaction is imagine if your mysterious seemingly-evil haunting ghost went "if you look at this information, I'll be less able to protect you" and then the information, while incomprehensible, is basically that you're in cahoots with that guy. hi, I know you care about everyone, but you're gonna make it harder for yourself if you try to remember caring about me, i love you.
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we interrupt these lovely birthday wishes to bring. out of context family guy death pose barry bluejeans
ID: The first image is a drawing of barry bluejeans, a middle aged human man with greying-brown hair and pale skin, laying in the peter griffin death pose against a pale colored background. The second image is the same, now edited with a black background and the mortal combat "Fatality" header. End ID
for context, this was related to thoughts i had about the locked tomb/TAZ balance au but the sketch of barry made me laugh three separate times so I drew that first
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hey im so sorry but i on purpose blasted your boyfried off the side of the spaceship. yeah he's in his lich form now. who was that guy anyway. who are you?
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TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)
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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic
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Ubmrella
#girl help #im trapped
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In your orbit!
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Round 4: Semi-Finals
Jeff Angel Propaganda:
from @.ango-mcdango: I <3 JEFF ANGEL HE’S SO COOL AND HE ALWAYS CALLS HIS DAD
Jess the Beheader Propaganda:
from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe
#jess sweep
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😎 Anonymous asked:
Your captain looks gnc as fuck
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YOU'RE INSANE
#Thank you very much!
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You Don’t Need All of Your Blood; Here’s Why
The Director doesn’t want you to know this…
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cannonball system liveblog
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ball
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ball
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other. ball
#babe we gotta get you a fidget toy or something #clearly you're getting bored at work
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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!
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oh trust me one of the planes we went to was a giant disco and lucy was freakin it sensitive style day and night
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real footage of lucretia at the club ↑↑
#I'm actually going to kill both of you #mutuals #queue never know what you'll find #reblogs
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is magnus burnsides gay??
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why would you ask us, a caleb cleveland blog, this
#neverwinter heritage posts
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i loev my beaugifyl wife so muchnohmygod
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where is smy wife i wanst to see herh
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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D
#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag
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people who actually like bugs are absolute freaks
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wrong! spider attack
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#sent to me
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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone
hi
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