#bart the gulpin

[realpokemon]

long awaited bart in a cereal bowl. he doesn't fit very well.

[turboclown]

Today’s warm-up is; BART Satin Pillows For The Prince Of All Things @realpokemon

[notwerewolf]

Bart on head (not sitting on head but consuming the head because he is all mouth)

realpokemon slept in 15 minutes AFTER BREAKFAST.

[poison-type-trainer]

Shout out to @realpokemon for raising an A+ Gulpin!

Bart is a good boy.

[local-ragamuffin]

Yes I’ve had the Pokémon anime playing in the background all day and I blink and suddenly Team Rocket has a Gulpin infestation and my mind immediately goes to Bart the Gulpin from the Pokémon irl blog

I just… I love Gulpin so much. Round little buddy with a goofy Y A W N

[realpokemon]

hi can you put Bart Rodneyson on the phone i need to speak with him. im a big fan

gurp

[realpokemon]

what moves does bart know

amnesia, yawn, poison gas, and 2 AM Bowling Ball Imitation

[realpokemon]

Happy birthday Bart!!! I hope you're giving the special boy a special treat on his special day!

bart enjoying his birthday pokéccino at the local sawsbucks

[realpokemon]

Can we get a Bart fancam

your wish is my command

[realpokemon]

its his birthday

[realpokemon]

i love ur gulpin. can i see more of that whimsy creature

bart fancam

[realpokemon]

cant take this mf anywhere

[realpokemon]

*sneaks up on Bart and grabs him while you aren't looking*

try it. he's so chatty when he's anxious (for a gulpin) you'll be giving him back within the hour

[realpokemon]

Does every one else call their favorite Pokémon baby,my child,etc.?

i personally call my gulpin "meatloaf machine"

[realpokemon]

good mornign. he is not allowed on the bed becausehis breath smells like ASS

[realpokemon]

put ya blob on the phone i wanna hear lil homie's thoughts

gorp