#bartemius crouch jr

[regulus-smith]

Give me Peter who sculpts beautiful sculptures, but destroys them because he thinks he will never be as talented as his friends.

Give me Peter who bakes cakes, cookies, and any sweet treats for Remus (who doesn't eat nearly enough), but never bakes for anyone else because it's 'just a hobby'.

Give me Peter who barely scrapes by in his classes, but tells James and Sirius little fun facts while they're waiting for Remus to get better after full moons.

Give me Peter who (at one point) would get revenge on anyone that insulted of his friends. Someone made fun of Remus' scars? Their partner found out they were cheating the next day. Someone says something about Sirius' family? Ended up in the hospital wing with food poisoning. Someone was racist to James (Hispanic /Arab James not the whitewashed jkr vers.)? Their entire bloodline finds out their deepest darkest secret.

Give me Peter who makes people feel safe. Give me Peter who loves his friends like they're his family. Give me Peter who was a good kid.

Give me Peter. Stop giving me talentless, no personality, forgotten Peter. He was a person too, one who had talent too. I love Remus, Sirius, and James as much as any other marauders fan. But we can't forget Peter, yall. (This is coming from someone who's literally young Peter irl.)

[zacshian]

Regulus: *inflating balloons*

Barty: *pops it*

Regulus: *disappointed* Why would you do that?

Barty: It would pop anyways. So I did it beforehand. Somebody had to do it.

Regulus: Huh?

Evan: He is just anxious.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab someone's eyes out. I can make mittens.

Lily: what was that middle part?

Pandora: I can make a hat...

Barty, Even, Regulus, and Dorcas in the distance: *beaming with pride*

[not-rab]

Regulus: *wears dark grey*

Barty: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours

[rudamaruda520]

[first day of school]

Introvert Regulus: 😒

Extrovert Barty: Oh, you're cool. You're mine now.

[littleliterarylesbian]

I think people need to use Barty to explore the thin line between brilliance and insanity more.

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Barty and Evan: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Barty: We need an adult!

Evan: Barty, you are an adult!

Barty: We need an adultier adult! Go get Regulus!

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Barty Crouch Jr has a pet cat that he stole from some other student, he didn't want the cat, but he took it because he could but during the first 24 hours of having the cat it peed on Regulus' stuff and Barty decided that he liked having the cat so he kept it

[idesperatelyneedtoworkonmybook]

No no you are wrong I don't ship rosekiller I worship rosekiller.

[winnienora14]

Canon is crap

If Evan was dead, Barty would have killed himself

Learn to know your characters

fkg Jk Rowling am I right🙄

[theprongspotter]

Regulus, ranting: —and his stupid hazel eyes that twinkle like stars and his stupid pretty face can go fuck off.

Barty: What did Potter do this time?

Evan, rolling his eyes: He smiled at Regulus.

[hidden-for-reg]

barty asf:

[zacshian]

Barty (punching the wall): Ahh see, my knuckles are blushing.

Regulus: They are fucking bleeding.

Barty: Blushing.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

When I say smart Barty this is what I mean

Evan: What's your blood type?

Barty, bleeding out: How would I know?

Evan: How would you not?

Barty: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Regulus: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!?

[not-rab]

Barty: Sooo you’re dating Potter?

Regulus: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense

Barty: That’s literally a wedding ring

[rudamaruda520]

James, in full sport outfit with head band, stretching his legs: okay Reggie, I am ready!

Barty: What the fuck are you wearing, Potter?

Evan: I told you it was a stupid idea to invite him.

James: Reggie told me, we're gonna exercise with Pandora

Regulus: No. I told you we're gonna exorcize Pandora.

Pandora, in demonic voice: You can all suck my dick!