#barty being barty

[thedvilsinthedetails]

make the comment section Barty Crouch Jr’s search history

[theprongspotter]

Barty: Our options now are… to set him on fire or gut him like a fish.

Evan: I’m, like, ninety percent sure there’s more options than that.

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c: @wonderful-prompts

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

[padfootsaphrodite]

Ig: greenlights33

THE WAY I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY. Don't get me wrong I love Rosekiller and Jegulus with all my heart but I will always be a Bartylus girly and this... this just feeds my obsession with these two so much. Like??? Barty's finger in Reggie's mouth and Reggie trying to pull his finger away. Barty kissing his cheek. Reggie's obviously slept in eyeliner. Barty's eyelashes. The ring!! The small difference in their hair colors. UGH!! I LOVE THEM SO DAMN MUCH!

[macaulaytwins]

a loose part 2 to the “Sirius Black killed James Potter” nonsense of 1981

[groupielove21]

The Black Brothers trying to explain his trauma to people

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus, staring at James with heart eyes:

Barty, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

[not-rab]

Barty: Why do you look like that?

Regulus: Like what

Barty: Like you’re dead

Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish

Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today

Regulus: *sobs on the floor*

[pearlynia]

Sirius "dogfather" Black

Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin

James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter

Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black

Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch

Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier

[whoisflattery]

brothers of House Black

[stareggie]

james: do you blow on food when it’s hot or do you hashhshahfashafsha til you can chew?

sirius: i blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashhshfshahsfaha anyways.

remus: …

regulus: is it always like this?

remus: unfortunately.

regulus: god spare me.

[thedvilsinthedetails]

rosekiller headcannons

I was gonna write a microfic but I’m tired to HCs instead

heights:

ok so I HC them not with a massive height difference but like I hc slightly shorter Barty so he’s like 5’10 and Evan is 5’11

Identityyy:

Evan “gender, what’s that?” Rosier

and Barty ‘idk but I’m nailing it’ Crouch Jr

they don’t rlly care all that much about pronoun labels for themselves, pretty much anything goes for both but a stronger connection to he/they side of things

I’d say for Evan it’s probably more of a detachment from gender but with a connection to the masc side of things

whereas for Barty it’s more of a masc but sometimes fem but more masc leaning

Demiromantic and graysexual Barty Crouch Jr and omniromantic and asexual Evan Rosier

tbh though they’ve been in love with each other since they were like 13 [wether they realised it or not] so labels were not honestly that important to either of them to discover about themselves

Style:

Theyre definitely 2000s alt grunge rock vibes like idek what else to say

they mix and match their jewellery bc they both wear silver or black

MATCHING DOG TAG NECKLACES [genuinely my favourite HC of them] Barty is a vans shoes guy and Evan is a Stan smiths boi

music:

u guys I acc need to stop gatekeeping my playlists but making playlists public is scaryyyyy but I’ve basically modelled their music taste after mine lmaooo

Barty ‘wrecking ball’ Croucb Jr [by mother mother] Evan ‘inertia’ Rosier [by AJR] Barty associates ‘oxygen’ by beach bunny with Evan

Evan associates ‘Cupid’s chokehold/Breakfast in America’ by gym class heros with Barty

also u best believe that they do those edits of couples with the picture in the wallet. And then Evan pulls Barty in by the waist bc he has is arms crossed as he smirks at the camera

I’ll do a part 2 tmrw maybe but ima sleep now bc it’s 2/35am

[theprongspotter]

Evan and Barty: *holding hands*

Regulus: No PDA.

Barty: *starts walking toward Regulus*

Regulus, backing away: What— What are you doing—

Barty, jogging towards him: KISS ME!

Regulus, running away: FUCK OFF!

Barty: STOP RUNNING AWAY!

Regulus: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Barty: GIVE ME LOVE, DAMN IT—

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Dorcas: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Barty: Dorito’s cool ranch.

Dorcas:

Dorcas: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

Barty: I love that song.

[padfootsaphrodite]

Barty: My head hurts!

Regulus: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Barty: :/

(Also Lily to James, Regulus to James, Remus to Sirius etc.)

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

anytime Sirius or Regulus starts a story by saying "when I was a child.." James has to brace himself for whatever he's about to hear