#barty crouch jr

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Barty: All the haters being like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Barty: Its like-

Barty: I’m wanted by a lot of people okay?

Barty: that’s the price of being pretty

Barty: Anyways I did commit a bit of Arson

Evan: as you should

[my-castles-crumbling]

stare - @rosekillermicrofic - background jegulus - NSFW - word count: 245

Barty was in his element. Circling his hips in a sinfully seductive motion, he smirked to himself as a man across the bar gaped openly at him, eyes full of lust. He wasn’t the only one looking.

“Slut,” Regulus muttered next to him, clutching two drinks, as his boyfriend had gone to the bathroom.

“Proud of it,” Barty grinned. “Wanna dance, Reg? I can show you how a real man dances. None of Potter’s bullshit.”

“Don’t let James hear you saying that,” Regulus chuckled. “He doesn’t know you’re joking. He might try to give you a black eye again.”

But before Barty could reply, two large, warm hands gripped his hips, and he felt a familiar body grind into him from behind.

“‘Lo, Rosie,” he breathed, trying to control the way his entire being lit up with warmth at the touch, the way he instinctively pressed backwards into the other man’s grasp. “Didn’t think you’d join me tonight.”

“People were staring. Needed to remind them you’re mine,” a low, possessive voice rumbled in his ear.

Pasting a pretend frown on his face, Barty turned, meeting Evan’s heated gaze, his knees nearly buckling at the sight. Fuck, he needed him. “Yours? Since when?” he asked flippantly.

“Since always,” Evan replied coldly, rolling his eyes before pulling him into a searing kiss that made him completely forget which way was up, his head swimming with desire.

“I’m going to find James,” Regulus muttered, grimacing.

Nobody bothered to answer him.

[windingroadahead]

Barty, peeling off an apple with a knife and humming some silly song to himself

Evan: fuck, I wanna be the apple... Barty: WHAT?! Evan: shit, I've said it out loud...

Evan, peeling of an orange with his bare hands

Barty: gosh I wish I was this orange.  Evan: what?! Barty, grinning: peel off my fucking skin and lick your fingers after that.  Evan: you're mental, Bee.

@tayohannie thanks for inspiration

[vinyllabean]

regulus, barty, and evan being the hottest in their grade (they’ve each rejected at least 20 diff ppl)

also headcanon reg was probably always asked to model for the hogwarts school uniform

[dazzlemebaby]

Barty: We all know you’re in love with him.

Regulus: I’m not in love with James.

Barty: I never said who.

Regulus:

Regulus: Wait. Okay, fuck, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[seskinsss]

I feel like Barty Crouch Jr. would have the most unexpected talents.

[fuzzygreenmushrooms]

Evan calling barty "bee" and barty calling evan "rosie" is undoubtedly the best headcanon ever. I worship that headcanon. Its canon to me

[deswhomst]

Dorcas Meadowes who accidentally called Sirius “Regulus” once at an Order meeting

Barty Crouch Jr. who accidentally called Sirius “Regulus” once in Azkaban

[allonsy-moony]

Maybe unpopular opinion?

Evan is meaner than Barty, 100%

[exoras-deus]

Rosekiller being cute for once in their lifetime

You can be certain Evan decided he was done with other people, went to sleep on the couch, and Barty just slumped on top of him.

Anyway, it's my first post here, I don't have much more to post yet, but don't worry it'll come :]

[my-castles-crumbling]

fault - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 321

“A! I got a bloody A! Fuck you, Rosie!” Barty ranted as they all left Charms, waving his ‘Acceptable’ essay in the air like he was about to light it aflame.

“Don’t blame him! How is it his fault?” Pandora demanded, immediately coming to her brother’s defense. “You were probably procrastinating, as usual. It was bound to catch up to you eventually!”

Barty scoffed. “As if I can’t procrastinate and still get all O’s. Don’t insult me, Pandora, I mastered that art in first year.” He rolled his eyes. “No, Evan is completely to blame for my merely passable grade. Tell them, Ev.”

Evan, who had been even more quiet than usual up until this point, looked over, and Regulus was how red his face was. “‘Ve got no idea what you’re talking about,” he mumbled, quickly training his gaze to the floor.”

“Liar,” Barty said loudly, pointing at the other boy. “You know what you did!”

Curious now, Regulus piped up. “The fuck he do, then?” he asked.

“Well, I was working on the essay last night, minding my own business,” Barty started, trying to sound pompous and failing miserably.

“Procrastinator,” Pandora said under her breath triumphantly.

“...and I would have gotten it done,” Barty added, shooting her a look, “but Rosie, here, came into the dorm, took one look at me, and said, and I quote, ‘Fuck, you’re hot when you’re smart.’ And then he…well, I didn’t have any time to write after that,” he finished, grinning proudly. “I was too busy being snogged senseless.”

Regulus snorted, looking at Evan, who was even redder than before, and Pandora, who looked vaguely disgusted. “Well…yeah, I mean…I guess you can blame Evan a little,” he chuckled.

“Didn’t seem mad about it last light,” Evan mumbled under his breath.

Regulus and Pandora burst into laughter while Barty gave him a scandalized look, the corners of his mouth pulling up into a smile.

[keksikart]

No new work :) catch old drawings

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.

*later*

James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Barty, already winding up: Finally—

[ecstarry]

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