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ditchesanddunes · 2 days
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I need an unhinged Barty
Give me a Barty who will hunt down hurt and kill for the people he loves
Give me a Barty who gets unhealthily obsessed with people
A Barty who, after Regulus died, cracked and used even more unforgivables, killed for fun, and tortured for sport
A Barty who heard Dorcas was killed and made it his personal mission to avenge her by any cruel means necessary
But when Evan died, a Barty who doesn’t even have rails to fly off of anymore. He kills anyone in his way, including death eaters, and he enjoys it. He is hardly on the death eaters side anymore but stays with them because of the pain they cause
And when he heard Pandora died, the sweet gentle soul of Pandora, he crumbled.
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Barty: why am I being dragged to this?
James: because we know you have a thing for baby black.
Remus: so by default you have to join us, thank you
Barty: i-
Remus: shh we are about to start.
Outside with Lily, Sirius and Regulus:
Regulus: IS THAT BARTY DRESSED AS A WOLF?
Sirius: I'm-
Lily: what the fuc-..
Remus leading the line, point at Sirius: You got the world shaking
Barty: Oooh
James: Oooh
Remus: In the middle of the night when the wolves come out.
James, points at Lily: headed straight for your heart like a bullet in the dark.
Regulus: barty-..
Barty, shaking his tail: One by one, I try to take them down.
Lily, whispers: I'm scared..
Sirius, nods: me too..
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regulusblock · 5 hours
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barty: *pokes regulus with car keys*
regulus: what you doing bro
barty: just trying to turn you on bro
regulus: bro
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nixnight1 · 2 days
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I really really really really really really want to read Bartylus or Rosestarkiller or Rosewater
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soreddieforit · 3 days
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Barty cutting regulus underwear off with a knife
fuck. barty following the line of his underwear with the tip of the knife. he brings it along his hip bone and accidentally nicks reg so he licks up the bead of blood that settles on the scratch before he cuts them off. and its hot in the moment but immediately after he finishes reg is swatting at barty and grumbling like, "this set was so fucking expensive why cant you ever act normal?"
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crepus · 2 days
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I know Barty pretty often is hc to have been in slytherin (makes sense, pretty easy to pick up the Voldy fanatism) or ravenclaw (he was very smart) I've also sometimes see him as hufflepuff, but
I think we are sleeping on the comedic crack potential of Gryffindor Barty.
Sirius and Regulus are forced to continue seeing each other only bc Regulus way to deal with his feelings is to repress them and have sex with his bf, and his bf lives in the same tower as his brother
Sirius gives Barty the whole 'don't hurt my brother' speech and Barty very smugly is like 'don't worry we use protection'
If this follows canon timeline is extra funny, not even the good guys house could save him from his self destructive daddy issues
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moondustinfj · 2 months
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Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: 😑
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
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jiangyanlissidepiece · 4 months
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Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—
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thund3randrain · 1 month
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so i made a thing
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silveryones · 2 months
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stay with me
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leftwiththeriverr · 2 months
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for me to be left alone in a room full of things that I’ve done
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ditchesanddunes · 2 days
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I absolutely ship a toxic bartylus, based around obsession and addiction and lust. The relationship is not healthy but Regulus and Barty keep needing each other
Then Barty gets with Evan
and Regulus finds James
But I headcannon that that history was always there
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crimsonlovebartylus · 5 hours
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"my stomach's all in knots, you got the one thing that I want" and it's regulus looking at evan be able to kiss, touch, hug barty after he realizes that he's in love with him.
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regulusblock · 5 hours
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barty: can I have 2 tickets please?
clerk at movies: sure, for romeo and juliet?
barty: no, for regulus and me.
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nixnight1 · 3 hours
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I just saw a video with one of those weird reddit stories where the narrator said she caught her boyfriend's lover because the woman was allergic to peanuts and because she was suspicious of the affair, she ate toast with peanutsbutter before sucking his dick
So when the other woman sucked his dick, she got an allergic reaction (not a deadly one)
I think that's something Regulus Black would do, slay bitch
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mydarlingdearestdead · 9 months
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Regulus: I am at a loss for words!
Barty, voice over: Despite being lost for words, Regulus yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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