#batfam fake tweets

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BATFAM ON TWITTER PT 100092838271

< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough cough tear >

[st7arlight]

timothy drake-wayne, the world's most serious CEO official twitter post

[unhinged-gotham]

[maniacwatchestheworld]

-🍌

(The thrilling sequel)

[goldpenny11]

[Jason’s art by sora hui, Tim’s art by letholgicae, Dick’s art is variant cover art by Jen Bartel, Babs art by Cameron Stewart, Cass’s pfp is from the dc comics web toon, and Bruce’s is Dan Mora]

[colorfulyetsinful]

Here some of Tim’s stan account archived. Yes, the robin account is Jason.

[house-of-slayterr]

Your average interaction with Mo and her favorite uncle Connor Kent! @animegoddexx

[incorrectbatfam]

Now I need the batfam as David

I should've answered this a while back but for those who don't know, David is my friend that I mentioned in this post who is the embodiment of Chaotic Stupid and gave at least one person gender envy, so anon is asking for the batfam as things about him

Dick: during his bottom surgery consultation, he asked if they could make his grayson as long as his arm

Jason: his dream job is either brewery owner or freelance pharmacist

Tim: he eats coffee beans like popcorn and mixes Rockstar with Gatorade

Damian: he chose his dad's name as his own to assert dominance

Duke: his lockscreen is a picture of himself wearing 6 hats on top of each other

Cullen: he twerked to Mama by My Chemical Romance

Stephanie: he celebrated his top surgery by doing a fake commercial shoot in his old Hooters uniform

Cassandra: his sleep paralysis demons disappeared after doing shrooms

Barbara: he thought his tweets would be anonymous if he used an incognito browser

Harper: he and his dad installed a urinal in their house while his mom and sister were away

Carrie: he bites right through the bones whenever we have wings

Kate: his fiancée banned him from wedding planning after he suggested edibles as a party favor

Helena: he's the reason water bottles at our former high school now have to be transparent

Luke: he's trying to grow a viking beard so he can braid it and hide stuff

Bette: his sister's old prom dress is now one of his drag outfits for amateur shows

Alfred: he thought London was just a city of the past, "like Rome or Athens" (his words not mine)

Selina: he's probably stolen around $6,000 worth of stuff by shoplifting at this point

Bruce: his main method of cooking is DoorDash because he once burned microwaved tea

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I was looking through batfam fake tweets and social media aus(again), and thanks to the lovely @thevernofficial I have been brought to make this.

The batkids and how they ended up watching mbav(plus the character they feel the strongest about):

Tim: so following with the tweet, Tim had a crush on Erica watching mbav as a kid. He tries to say he relates more to Ethan, but the shit your brain comes up with could only come from Benny, Tim.

Steph: also watched Mbav as a kid. She had a crush on Sarah, but the character she feels strongest about is Jesse, because she fucking hates Jesse("you're not like other humans now, Sarah." "Yeah, and who caused that, dipshit?"). she flips off the tv any time she Jesse pops up. Her favorite character is absolutely Rory tho.

Cass: was forced to binge the movie and both seasons by Steph. The most she reacted was to the fight scenes. "A kick to the knee would work better." Later, Tim asked about her favorite character. "Evelyn. Kicks ass." which fair.

Duke: he watched a few episodes of mbav as a kid, but was later forced to watch it entirely by tim and steph(tim was offended he wasn't included in the first binge-fest). After the first 10 minutes, he said "you will have to physically hold me back from saying babe every 7 minutes." "Duke, no". He actually relates to Ethan most, due to his self-preservation(rather the shared lack thereof)

Jason: walked in on the first forced binge, and watched from the doorway for two episodes, then left. He walked into the second one too but cut his losses and sat down. Tim wishes he hadn't, as he was commenting on basically everything. Jesse comes back from the dead and Jason yells "Ha! you aren't special motherfucker!"

Dick: only started watching mbav to roast tim, bc he's a horrid brother living to embarrass people, especially if it his siblings. (Tim really wishes he could shut up on twitter, or that twitter would stop reminding him hes a dumbass). He delights in the camp, and constantly connects mbav to buffy. nobody really enjoys dick comparing mbav to buffy, especially since he's the only person who watched buffy the vampire slayer in its entirety.

Damian: Damian has actively watched 3 episodes of my babysitters a vampire, and for the other parts of binge fest 2 he was just drawing in his sketchbook. His favorite character is Ethan, as he is the easiest to draw, but his best drawing was of Sarah when she was possessed. He hates drawing Rory's shirts.

Neither Bruce nor Alfred have seen more than 5 minutes of my babysitter's a vampire in total. Probably for the best.

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MORE BATFAM TWITTER BULLSHIT

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batfam tweets

some fake batfam related tweets I made:]

[pannotian]

Just saw a batfam fake tweets post. kon had a Bretman Rock pfp.... how do you even think of that. How do you even draw a correlation between those two.

[maniacwatchestheworld]

The thrilling squeakquel (to this)

[0xxdarkphoenixxx0]

So I made a batfam oc, her name is Roxanne. If this gets enough views I might post more about her but until then have this short fake tweet I made with her.

[namelessayakashi]

ik this is a little weird but can u show all the fake accounts for the batfam? like 😭😭 IDK HOW TO EXPKAIN IT IM SORRY

Hey anon!! No need to apologise love and it's not weird at all but i have to admit I'm not *exactly* sure what you mean!

I use a website to make the fake Twitter threads, and as of now the website doesn't actually let you make full fake profiles yet (they're working on it, though, and quote tweets!), only fake blocked and suspended account images as well as the regular tweets and threads. You kinda just...make the tweet and add a pfp and "username" (explaining this SO badly imsorry).

Do you mean like, what website I use? Or—I'm so sorry I know you're having trouble explaining, but I'm similarly having trouble understanding shwkdkqnrnkt