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how-surprising · 3 months ago
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Hehehe 😊😘
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batfamgalore · 3 days ago
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*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*
Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.
Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?
Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.
Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.
Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.
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jasontoddsguns · 4 months ago
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“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days ago
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Bruce uses his kids' birthdays as passcodes because there are just so fucking many of them that it's not a security risk
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hauntingrabbits · 7 months ago
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comic
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artistica18 · 2 days ago
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DC x DP prompt - sex growl
Phantom, new Rogue in Gotham: I know that's you, Bruce. We hooked up too many times in college for me to not recognize your sex growl.
Batman, panicking that his college crush is a rogue and also here: Hm.
Nightwing, practiced the Batman Voice for months to fill in when needed, traumatized all over again: YOUR *WHAT*
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waveoftheocean · 2 months ago
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stress relief batblob doodles
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noodles-and-tea · 2 days ago
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I hc Dick will be non-verbal for a bit when Bruce first adopts him
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tomatoshoup · 2 months ago
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tall people who also like to float
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rhaenyraza · 2 days ago
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More brutalia fam content! Headcanon Talia uses ig occasionally 😆
Bruce Wayne could probably not care any less for social media but is willing to pose for her stories.
Talia and Bruce looking spectacular at a gala event but Damian just wants Titus to be known.
Thank you to the amazing @ube-kun for these pieces :)) saw them post another fanart on tw about Talia and Damian and I found it so cute, had to commission too
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gravygranola · 3 months ago
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is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both
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frownyalfred · 1 day ago
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thinking about the early overprotective and twitchy Batdad days where the “pummel any threat to Robin into non-existence” leaks over a little too much into “Bruce Wayne, adoptive father of one (and counting)” and suddenly Dick’s in the principal’s office at school for getting into a fight and the other kid’s dad comes barreling in yelling and Bruce just…throws him out. picks him up by the collar and full-body tosses him out the door. physically lifts an entire, grown man up and throws him out like he weighs nothing because the alternative is letting him near Dick or beating him into a pulp on the linoleum floors and Alfred will kill him if Dick needs to change schools, so here they are. some smug, rich-but-not-richer-than-Bruce-fucking-Wayne dad hit the wall outside of the office head-first hard enough to embarrass his kid and Dick realizes, in that split second, that Bruce isn’t really the guy standing in front of him anymore.
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vitamimesea · 26 days ago
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i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily
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kallioz · 3 days ago
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dick took it as blackmail on jason
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se-qo · 9 months ago
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alfred gave them the sheets
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