#batman family

[damian-navarro-art]

Father’s Day SLADE

Hi guys, as some of you know, I did some stories a couple of years ago centered around Slade and his family, I always have loved this part of his story that has never quite been explored that much in comics but i never quite found an audience or interest, maybe i was making everything too complex, maybe my skills weren’t there or my writing was poor or too hard to follow…idk.

Anyway, i never stopped thinking and wanting to draw more about them and just for this year’s father’s day i let myself go and I made this page. I dont think i will go back to do comics about them or at least not anytime soon but i would like to know if there’s more people out there who like this.

In any case. Thank you 🖤🧡

[spencer-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes:

(Jason and Duke are on a stakeout)

*music begins playing*

Jason: Oop, there's our cue!

Duke: THE IMPERIAL MARCH IS OUR CUE TO SAVE CHILDREN?!?!?

[arkangelo-7]

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Headcanon that Jason just kidnaps his siblings instead of asking them to hang out sometimes.

Sometimes he does the normal abduction thing and other times he has his methods.

Dick: Jason sneaks into Dick’s apartment in Blüdhaven at 3 AM, throws him over his shoulder, and drags him to his motorcycle. Dick wakes up mid-ride, half-conscious, groggily mumbling, "Jay, what the hell—?"

- Jason just shushes him and tosses a burger into his lap. "Shut up and eat, Goldie. We're bonding." (Jason, allowing his big brother to ruffle his hair? Nooooo, absolutely not...)

Tim: Jason straight-up drugs him asleep him when Tim refuses to take a break. He wakes up in Jason’s apartment with a cup of coffee and a sandwich waiting for him, while Jason sits on the couch reading a book.

- “You looked dead on your feet, Replacement. Either you napped willingly or I made you. Guess which one you picked.” (Jason totally doesn't rake a hand over his lil bro's hair during this time)

Steph: Jason knows Steph is a wild card when it comes to hanging out, so he has to be a little sneakier with her. He'd show up at her place unannounced, pretending to just be casually passing by, and in one smooth motion, he'd grab her and yank his little sister into his car or bike before she even realizes what's happening. (He totally doesn't do this in time with hard school, noooo)

Damian: Jason scoops him up mid-battle and just walks away with him. Damian kicks, bites, and yells, "UNHAND ME, TODD!" but Jason holds him like an angry kitten.

- They end up at a rooftop picnic with Alfred’s homemade food. Damian eventually eats while grumbling about Jason's “barbaric methods” but secretly enjoys the attention. (Jason maaayybe ruffles his hair a lot.)

Cass: She just lets it happen. Jason shows up, gestures toward his bike, and Cass just hops on without a word. They go on long road trips in comfortable silence, getting ice cream at 2 AM and scaring off criminals for fun. (Jason totally doesn't take the time to help her with her speech-)

Duke: Duke gets fake-napped. Jason tells him, "Be outside in five minutes," and when Duke says no, Jason still shows up, grabs him, and hauls him into a car.

- Duke just sighs and texts Bruce: "Jason's 'kidnapping' me again. Back later." (Jason totally doesn't get the names of school bullies from him and uses them, noooooooo)

Bruce knows this happens. He just sighs and lets it happen because, honestly? It’s Jason’s way of showing love. And at least the kids are getting along.

Jason kidnaps his siblings because it's his way of saying, "You're important to me, and I'm gonna drag you into ridiculous situations whether you like it or not."

He also, however, does it to Bruce.

In fact, it might be one of his favorite things to do, just because Bruce is always so serious and “responsible.”

Jason thinks it’s hilarious to force Bruce to take a break. He just shows up at the Batcave, probably with some kind of overly complicated plan to "kidnap" Bruce without him realizing.

Step 1: Jason would distract Alfred with a "Oh, just a quick check-in, you know, 'cause it’s been a while.’"

Step 2: He would wait for Bruce to get fully immersed in some case files and then sneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and when Bruce turns around, Jason’s already got him in a headlock, pulling him out of the chair like, "Get up, old man. We're going to a diner. No arguments."

Bruce would protest, of course. He'd probably try to get out of it with his usual grumpy “I’m too busy” routine. Jason might fake-sigh and act like he's just trying to help Bruce loosen up, reminding him, "I know you think you’re invincible, but you still need to eat, Batman."

And if Bruce insists on not going, Jason would just drag him anyway. He might even grab the Batmobile for a joyride (he's always wanted to), making Bruce sit shotgun while Jason drives like an absolute maniac (Jokes on both because Bruce taught him to drive-)

Bruce would probably be scowling the whole time, but Jason would know his dad is secretly enjoying it, even if he won't admit it.

Eventually, Bruce would probably give in and get his grumpy little “dad” lecture—“You’re so reckless, Jason—” but Jason would just smile and be like, "Whatever. You’re welcome.”

Jason totally doesn't like it when his dad just ruffles his hair at some point.

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[dorrifuto]

They’re my fictional parents…..

[mqsoreshi]

I have to share this—this actually happened to me with one of my little cousins. Channeling my traumas with fictional characters is my passion. :v

Imagine Bruce being extremely nervous about taking care of baby Damian.

Damian was so small, so fragile, so squishy, and Bruce was this giant man—built like a tank, all muscle, super strong, and ridiculously tall.

The first time he had to give Damian a bottle of formula, everything started off fine. Bruce held Damian the right way, the milk was at a good temperature.

But... just like how adults can drink water non-stop, Bruce wasn't sure if babies did the same. How they managed to eat and breath at the same time? He didn’t know if he was supposed to tilt the bottle away now and then to give Damian a moment to breath.

But when he did try, Damian held resistence and tried to keep the bottle near his mouth. So Bruce just froze there, holding the bottle still until Damian finished it.

And once he did—this tiny baby just took these long, fast breaths like he had completely run out of air.

Bruce. Almost. Cried.

He genuinely thought he almost drowned his baby. 😭

After that, he was terrified every time feeding time came around.

Eventually, he figured out the correct way, but he never told anyone about it. It became one of those “only a parent will understand” moments. Something he kept to himself.

[talekinesis]

Damian spending more time with his brothers and other kids his age so he slowly starts learning how to act like a normal kid

Damian: get FUCKED on

Dick: Okay so you've just combined two phrases into one that doesn't make sense. You're getting better though

Jason: Okay but "get fucked on" goes pretty hard though, I may use that

[browsethestacks]

Batman Family

Art by Patrick Gleason

[non-binary-lil-star]

Hc all the batkids decide to give Bruce Happy Mothers day as a prank

. Dick comes up with the idea and gets everyone to sign a Happy Mother's Day card that he made

. Jason buys him a watch with a small card saying "Happy Mother's day, loser"

. Cass buys him a mug that says "Best Mother in the world" (Shiva will later find out and fistfight Bruce because of it)

. Tim makes a gadget that Bruce had projected but had no time to actually build, and leaves it on his desk in a small gift box

. Duke has No Idea how other people are going about the prank and decides to buy him flowers

. Damian paints Martha Wayne (Tim helps by finding him several reference pictures)

They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.

[luis-michael6160]

🏃‍♂️ Charity Race With Bonus Trauma (aka: How Jason Todd Raised $25,000 and Nearly Killed His Brothers)

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The sun was shining over Gotham Central Park, now transformed into a festive loop of lemonade stands, balloons, banners, and one noble goal: raising money for the city’s underprivileged kids.

Bruce had organized the whole thing with his usual philanthropic flair.

But Jason Todd had a different plan. A more... efficient one.

“Alright, Tim,” said Jason, lounging in a folding chair, leather jacket open, sunglasses barely hiding his smug grin. “Each lap you run is a thousand bucks. I pay, you run. Easy.”

Tim eyed him warily. “And why aren’t you running?”

“Because I’m the sponsor. You’re the racehorse. It’s basic economics.” He smirked. “And after those croissants last night, you should be thanking me. Don’t even try to deny it — Alfred ratted you out.”

Tim groaned and pulled down his event T-shirt. No time to argue. At least it was for a good cause.

But Jason had a problem: Tim would run maybe five laps before tapping out or getting bored. And Jason wanted to donate a lot of money.

He needed… extra motivation.

Then he saw it: Damian Wayne, a few meters away, tightening his gloves like a demon child prepping for bloodsport. Jason’s brain lit up like a Christmas tree.

He leaned in close, voice low.

“Tim said you don’t have balls.”

Damian froze. One eyebrow twitched. Rage flushed his face like Jason had just insulted Talia, the League of Assassins, and every Wayne ancestor combined.

“What. Did. You. Say?”

“Not me,” Jason said, hands raised, stepping back innocently. “Tim. Said. You. Don’t. Have. Balls. that you are a eunuch. Google it later.”

Right then, the starter whistle blew.

Tim started jogging at a chill pace.

He didn’t know hell was on his heels.

“DRAKEEEEE!” Damian roared, launching after him like a heat-seeking missile.

“WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!” Tim screamed, suddenly sprinting like his life depended on it. (It probably did.)

“GET BACK HERE YOU SLANDERING PIECE OF SHIT!”

The crowd watched in awe as two runners blazed ahead, lapping the others with near-superhuman intensity.

“Such commitment!” “What a strong brotherly bond!” “They look like they actually hate each other,” whispered the more observant ones.

Jason, still in his chair by the lap counter, casually held up a hand for each pass.

“Twenty-two… twenty-three… c’mon boys, just a couple more and that food bank in Crime Alley is paid for.”

Tim was soaked in sweat, legs shaking, but fear was giving him wings. Damian looked like he’d made a pact with an ancient speed god.

On lap twenty-five, Jason snapped his fingers.

A nearby refreshment booth creaked open — courtesy of Jason’s own upgrades. Damian, still seeing red, charged right in.

SLAM! The door locked shut.

“YOU TRAPPED ME, YOU BASTARD!” Damian yelled, banging on the metal bars.

“It’s for charity,” Jason replied, casually tossing him a water bottle through the grate. “And also for Tim, who looks like he’s about to throw up.”

Tim collapsed onto the grass, wheezing. “Jason… you’re insane…”

“And you just cost me twenty-five grand. Well done, mini Forrest Gump. Tonight, Gotham’s poor kids eat thanks to your trauma.”

Jason raised his arms in victory as the crowd cheered — mostly unaware of what had just happened.

But the money was in. The kids were gonna eat. And Jason?

Almost a hero.

Almost.

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[spencer-todd]

Keeping Up with the Waynes:

(Steph and Tim are talking about lunch via text)

Steph: What are you gonna eat?

Tim: Walmart.

Steph: ...

Steph: Ok go off

[damian-navarro-art]

ROBINS

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Carrie Kelley, Mia Mizoguchi

I’ve been wanting to make this piece for a long time and im really happy that It’s finally but im sure i will probably make more Robins pieces in my future.. Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian were all so meaningful to me on my teens (and they still do) but i literally had like an obsession phase with each one of them during those years and now most recently Maps became one of my favorite DC characters as well!, haven’t really engaged with Carrie or Steph yet but I know i well that i will the moment i start reading more about them:)

The Robins mean a lot to me as i know most of you do too, they remind me all of my adolescence and i they are a big part of this love that i have for comics and DC , hope you like it!

[lexus-k4]

Dp x DC ideas/prompt

I've read many fan fics and storries where Danny is refered to as "the danger twink" and it got me thinking. What if Danny was an extreme danger twink where when you look at him you don't think he is even capable of looking or being a danger twink let alone and extreme danger twink.

It would go something like this:

*Danny, had his accident at an earlier age so younger than 14, his halfa status makes him grow slower so his 'puberty' would be in his like late teens to early 20's , Danny had bad neglectful parents so he doesn't look the best but in Amity he had somewhat of a food intake with fast food, Sam, Tucker and jazz. Trained in martial arts by Maddie Fenton, and jazz taught him psychology stuff unintentionally, jack Fenton taught him how to properly throw punches and his fights with the ghosts caused him to research human weak points and how to use them to his advantage before he realised not all of them worked on ghosta.*

-now you have a 14 year old Danny, after whatever accident or plot got him to Gotham, looks like he's maybe 12-13, extremely malnourished, looks pale and sickly, has his left arm clearly wrapped in bandages covering an injury and neck (compression bandages for damaged nerves from accident electrocution but no one knows that), cold to the touch probably because of whatever sickness he has and overall looking horrible, and is in a situation of attempted kidnapping, mugging or trafficking every other night or whatever-

Random guy with a knife: hey kid, you better do what I say or you'll be meeting the afterlife sooner rather than later.

Danny aware of his miss leading appearance and just fed up: been there done that, did you know that the after life is green. Oh and there's no choice where you go. Satan's more annoying than scary, like he's got these big horns on his head but-

Random guy confused as fuck: what? - no, I'm not joking. You better follow me or I will have to use force.

Danny: mmmmmm.nuh-uh.

Random guy: ... The fuck you mean nuh-uh?!

Danny: I mean. Nuh-uh. Now good bye. *promptly charges at the guy, disarms the knife from his hand and tosses him over his shoulder despite being like twice his height and throws a well placed kick to his head so he's knocked out.*

RedHood and Nightwing who were hanging out on a mission following traffickers, on top of the roof of one of the buildings overlooking the alleyway this happened in-

Nightiwnt: I'm not seeing things right? That kid just threw that guy like it was nothing... Right?

Red hood: I... Yeah? I mean... Huh?

...

Red Robin having a run in with Danny who again got caught in some random guys attempt to take him or mug him or something. And just as red Robin jumps down to help Danny had already sweeped the guys legs and knocked him unconscious: wait what?

Danny: oh. Hi. I uhhh... He started it. *points at the unconscious guy*

Red Robin: huh?

...

*the bats and birds in the cave, having a meeting because most of them have had a run in with this supposedly 'danger twink' and Oracle showing what ever street camera footage they found of the many times this kid has done something that made no sense like Russian suplexing a mugger, knocking out a group of 4 ppl when they attempted to kidnap him and so on*

Batman: how many of you guys have met him so far?

Nightwing: me, Hood, red Robin and Spoiler. And Signal I believe.

Signal: yeah, I heard some comotions and when I went to check I just saw the kid stood in an alley surrounded by about 3 unconscious bodies and 2 guys holding a knife and a bat looking like they were about to soil their pants...

Batman pinches his nose bridge and is about to speak before Oracle speaks over and pops up on the bat computer.

Oracle: sorry to interrupt, but I just spotted this kid again, and this times it's in clear footage. But this is different. He's not attacking just... Talking? Oh, wait no... Worse he's mentally attacking and psycho-analyzing. Ther is audio.

Oracle puls up a feed and the bats and birds proceed to watch a live feed of Danny verbally chewing out what looks to be a mLe adult holding a gun that still has its safety on, a male teen holding a knife and a female teen holding a duffle of what is assumed to be full of stolen items. The adult proceeds to start crying as he goes to the floor and starts rocking hinself, followed by the male teen collapses to the floor having an existential critics covering his ears then the girl follows with her face covered in tears as she proceeds to have a therapy session with Danny and Danny just helps back as she just spills every detail about her life and struggles all while sobbing heavily.

Red Hood: ... Can I just say... I am actually scared of this kid... Like... He scares me...

Nightwing: ... I don't even know what to say.

Signal: ... I think I like him.

Red Robin: I don't wanna risk being on the receiving end.

Robin: that is a good attack method...

Spoiler: ... Yeah I agree with Hood.

Batman: .... *heavy sigh*

Orphan/Batgirl: New brother :D

Sorry for any spelling mistakes.

[bombsqueak]

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