Do you think Two-Face flips a coin to decide if he should go to bed or stay up and do something?
Does the Riddler pull up his phone and do those “guess the item by a series of emojis” riddles until he falls asleep?
Does Penguin name birds instead of sheep when trying to sleep?
Do the Gotham Rogues all have their little nighttime routines??
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Broke: Batman has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s paranoid that a supervillain will infiltrate his tech or the batcave and steal sensitive information.
Woke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because his kids won’t stop hacking into the bat computer so they can throw themselves into even more danger unsupervised.
Bespoke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s personal friends with literally half of the rogues gallery, and they keep fucking changing his wallpaper every time they come over for game night.
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The Rogues all like Batman because he’s actually a really good active listener and only tries to fight them/escape once they’re done explaining their evil plan. He’s going to beat them up or arrest them eventually, but he nods and makes little agreeing noises when they start talking and that shit is addicting.
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Duke: What are you doing here?
Duke: ... Your excellency.
Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."
Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.
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The Arkham staff Halloween parties before Jonathan and Harley turned into rogues was probably a blast
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The fact that Batman insists on calling his villains by their names makes me feel so many things.
He insists on these people’s humanity even after everything they’ve done.
That’s not Poison Ivy, that’s Pamela.
That’s not Harley Quinn, that’s Harleen.
That’s not Scarecrow, that’s Doctor Crane.
That’s not Killer Croc, that’s Waylon.
That’s not Riddler, that’s Ed.
They’re not a “rogues gallery”, they are people.
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Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.
He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.
The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy
If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment
Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,
She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.
Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,
" arrest him??"
Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"
Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens
" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask
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Jazz picked out Prowl's clothing for the company gala =^. .^=
(She normally never attends, but promised to come with Jazz just this once):
[Prowl wears a glass eye whenever she's in public to cover up the fact that she's lost one. She only bothers to take out her prosthetic and wear an eye patch around people who know her secret identity. Even then tho, only a handful of super-villains and the police know that the Batman is missing an eye.]
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Nights in Arkham Asylum real
My brother agreed that this image is what the Gotham rogue gallery does when they’re in Arkham
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Here’s a silly peep at my designs for the Dork Squad 🐦⬛❓🐇
(Ye im aware i spelled quiet wrong but i dont feel like fixing it 😗✌️happy accidents)
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