#batposting

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If I was the Joker and my movie tanked harder than Morbius I'd straight-up leave Gotham

[loveisinthebat]

Noble Floof

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Batman loses Robin at a Robin cosplay competition that's being used as a money laundering operation.

"Robin--" Bruce took in the many, many Robins around him. He can barely hear anything over the comms because of the noise.

Intercom moments later: "Richard, uh, who is also successfully cosplaying as Robin, your dad would like you to meet him by the water fountain in the east corner thanks."

[feyinvestigations]

The grounding pt 2 electric boogaloo aka sometimes the treasure is the bond between robins and their respective superboys we found along the way

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[banghwa]

average gothamite google search results

bruce wayne in the batman (2022) template: x, x | insp: x, x

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so i made this a few hours before 221 leaks started coming out… now i’m very sad

that’s his son‼️ if gojo has to kill megumi or any variation of what could go wrong happens i’ll riot. they deserve a happy ending

[harpybats]

[incorrectbatfam]

What's the scariest/weirdest thing Barbara has found in each of the batfams search history? I'm betting Tim's the weirdest ngl

Bruce: That concludes our briefing. Does anyone have any questions?

Barbara, raising her hand: Yeah. Am I still eligible for clown pensions if I leave the circus?

Dick: Excuse me?

Barbara: Never mind, I'll figure it out later. I was also wondering how much butter is in a calorie.

Steph: How'd you get that?

Barbara: And what's the address for CW studios? I wanna undo Destiel's ending.

Cullen: That was private!

Barbara: My bad. We should focus back on the case... right after I declare my legal status as a cryptid.

Cass: *whirls around*

Barbara: And I wanna start selling commissions of superheroes reimagined as a puppies and kittens.

Damian: Die.

Barbara: Also, is Vin Diesel really bald?

Duke: I was curious.

Barbara: And how do I secretly commission my brother for a drawing of me as a cat?

Tim: Stop!

Barbara: I can, after I find a group underwater pilates class.

Bette: I need a new hobby, sue me.

Barbara: Of course, so you can invent new muscles.

Luke: I'm just saying, anything's possible.

Barbara: Hopefully you don't use those muscles to steal the crown jewel of the Tamaranean royal family.

Selina: I was on incognito!

Barbara: It's okay. At least you weren't looking up a compilation of Game of Thrones spoilers to put in the family group chat.

Alfred: I have no regrets.

Barbara: Neither should anyone who enjoys clamato juice so much they order five bottles.

Helena: It's for training purposes.

Barbara: By the way, does anyone need shirtless Arsenal pics?

Jason: Bruce, tell her to quit it.

Bruce: He's right. We get it, Barbara.

Barbara: I'll stop. Just send me the name of the Superman fanfiction you've been secretly reading between the hours of two and three-thirty A.M. this past week.

Bruce: Meeting dismissed. Everyone go home.

Harper: Ha, you didn't get mine.

Barbara: Don't worry, your OSHA impersonation Tumblr is safe with me.

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RELEASE HIM

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Friend

[incorrectbatfam]

DC Comics Election Day headcanons #7

Cass took an ancestry DNA test and came up with 1% for a country that never has and never will exist

For Anonymous

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[loveisinthebat]

BATS

That white one is a Plushie Project ( You can see by the wing membranes ) But! Correct, Many bat ^-^

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DC Comics Election Day headcanons #6

Bruce has been caught on more than one occasion lip-syncing in the mirror

For @fortuna-majoris

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DC Comics Election Day headcanons #5

Steph almost blew her cover as Spoiler when, in med school, she didn't react to any of the stuff people usually find gross or traumatic

For @darkfaethedestroyer

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DC Comics Election Day headcanons #9

The old version of the Batmobile had a button to eject the driver

Sometimes Jason storms out of the Manor, only for Bruce to find him later that night sleeping on the couch

For @grandpuppyalpaca

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