Luke: I was was talking to Damian once and he was like "oh I like old music" and I was like "oh really" expecting it to be like the Beatles or something. Turns out this kid likes listening to the earliest forms of recorded sound from the 1800s on the original machinery.
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WE ALMOST HAD A BATMAN TEAM ANIMATION SHOW WTFFFFFFF
Sanford Greene (a God-tierd artist) posted on Instagram these five rough designs of a canceled WB animation project. It was supposed to be a Batman Team show inspired by the anime Gatchamon aka G Force
We could've had it all 馃槶
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I need more content of Luke Fox and Duke Thomas being close NOW!!
I need Duke completely floored when he learns that Luke Fox, his favorite MMA fighter since middle school, a guy who he carried a poster of in his suitcase even when bouncing about in the foster system, is not only a superhero but a superhero he WORKS with?? And he鈥檚 chill as fuck? And you expect me to believe that Luke heard that there was a brotha on the team taking on the day shift alone and didn鈥檛 immediately come to the Cave to meet him? Fuck you, black boy joy conquers all.
Bruce is lucky he has years of experience serving adoptions papers because if he鈥檇 been any slower, you KNOW Luke would have been there
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Look, it's not that many, as far as DC goes.
Poor Gnomon.
(Apologies for how bad this art is. I'm cranking out this joke as fast as possible before bed.)
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Bruce and Alfred's reacting to the Batkids new names is everything.
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Bruce: Long hair, huh?
Dick: Is that all you got from my four hour explanation of the entire time I was gone?
Bruce: No, no, Nightwing was it? Nice adventures. I like the logo.
Alfred: Shall I schedule a father-son bonding haircut?
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Dick: You named yourself after the man who killed you.
Jason: I... I mean...
Bruce: I should not have let you read classics. Congratulations edgelord.
Jason: Well at least I won't get my identity sniffed out by a parasocial teenager.
Alfred: Where is Master Tim?
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Alfred: Red Robin? I had so much faith.
Bruce: Could've been more original. Nice wings, red color scheme, and bird logo. I'm starting to see what the neurologist meant by literal thinking.
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Bruce: Oracle, I like it. I'm glad to see you back in action. Did you really minimize yourself to a computer program?
Dick: SHE NAMED HERSELF AFTER PERCY JACKSON! DOES NOBODY ELSE SEE THIS? You redhead ass Rachel Dare knockoff.
Barbara: We don't talk about it.
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Bruce: Of all the names, really?
Alfred: That will obviously not get confusing.
Luke: Well. It's a cool name and you gotta get more original with your vehicles.
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Bruce: Orphan, um, ok. Are you sure you don't want something else. How about... um... BLACK BAT. Y'know because yours in only an outline? Um, how about adoption papers. Do you want adoption papers?
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[texting]
Luke:聽Check your mail.
Duke:聽Why did you send me packing peanuts?
Duke:聽Never mind, there鈥檚 an item.
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