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[beybladebladerboy999]

How the Brothers would react to an MC with a raccoon for a pet. This is my pet raccoon btw. And yes she can do all the listed things and yes....I named her Rocket.

Lucifer

"MC what is that thing doing in my house?"

Lucifer to say the least was not pleased. Especially not after he heard you call him a "Trash Panda"

The only reason hes allowing you to keep that thing is because Diavolo loves it.

So he just quietly loathes it until-

You handed it a broom and it started sweeping.

You taught him several tricks such as carrying a small case full of pencils on it's back and just in general fetching things.

Its smarter than Mammon. Then again most things are.

Hes secretly grown fond of it and buys it banana chips.

The neat way it eats with its hands is fascinating today the least.

Its cleaner than Beel.

He is seriously considering replacing his brothers with this "Raccoon"

He bought him a leash with a harness so you can take it to RAD with you

Not so he can play with it on his break but for an emotional support animal for you.

Secretly caught him feeding it cake

Mammon

Saw what your "Raccoon" could do with its hands and instantly thought of all the ways he could steal things with it.

Mammon is no longer allowed to pet sit.

He buys it all the latest pet clothes and takes it to casinos for good luck, not of your knowing of course.

This thing knows how to hold cards?!

Be prepared to watch your pet be dressed up in Gucci sunglasses and a leather coat

That leather better be vegan mammon!

He pretends he only likes him for the thieving but you have caught him baby talking it a numerous amount of times.

"* name* can you grab mommies purse while I finish this?"

When it waddled to you purse in hand Mammon fell in love.

Imagine how much pictures of you and *name* would go for!

Now uses your pet in every money making scheme.

MAMMMMMOOONNN!!

Leviathan

OHHHHHH this is one excited boy.

He saw one on an anime once and now he believes to his grave that you were the inspiration behind it.

This creature can pose with his figurines and will do it for snacks?!

Be prepared for human pet cosplay outfits

*cough* TSL *cough*

You dressed up as Groot for him on more than one occasion and are not ashamed.

Finally a pet that responds and can actucally give him a hug five back!

They listen to his anime rants without complaint!

Lowkey reminds him of a small grey beel.

You caught him on more than one occasion calling them Henery

His self esteem has slowly been getting better!

Lucifer is now invested in emotional animal support for Levi given his recent boost in confidence!

Now he has two true friends!

Even the raccoon picks up on his friendzone vibes 😂😭

Satan

So wait a second. He cant have a cat, but you the new human can have a rodent nicknamed a TRASH PANDA in the HOUSE

Is very miffed to say the least.

He found a new Lucifer....at least until he realized Lucifer also despised its mere existence

He saw this creature fetch a notebook, library card, notes, pens, paperback books, he was very impressed by the small backpack tote you sewed for it.

Hmm like a living backpack.

Simeon help you when he finds out that raccoons can pur!

" Its like a cat, but with hands and more fluff!"

Angry cat boi is now trying to steal your pet.

Can you say doubly spoiled?

He buys him collars, clothes, leashes, toys, you saw him feed it right off of his plate.

You are jealous of your own pet.

All three of you read by the fire at night, well it sits on your lap and stares at him. Which freaked him out at first but now he thinks of it as a silent endearment.

Asmo

So....that.... thing....is your ADORABLE PET?!

Can you say true love?

Your pet is now devilgram, Devilbook, devilsnap, and Demon-tok famous

Your pet is now a mini Asmo deal with it.

Outfits, jewelry, sunglasses, you name it they have it

Your per now has a more stylish wardrobe than you a which demo promptly fixes with all the money he made from his posts with your pet

Can you say pet owner matching outfits?!

Your pet is now his pet

You two apparently now have joint custody

They help him pick out shoes!

And hes your raccoon was in every strip club/club/ party/ store/ mall in the devildom

Gets immediately recognized in public and has sass for days

You own a furry asmo get over it!

Beel

Beel did not know what to make of the small furry rodent raiding his fridge at midnight.

So....he decided petting and eating would be a good option.

Not eating the rodent. Eating with him

Beel is now addicted to banana chips

He now has a buddy whose appetite almost rivals his own! He takes your pet to every restraunt, vendor, food truck, food stall in the devildom

And yes he loves watching it eat with their tiny hands.

With belphie gone beel now has a purpose again, somebody to look after. His sleeping habits are the same and they both cuddle to him for warmth

To see your beloved pet you have to practically move into beels room

He built and bought a kitty castle for them and has a raccokn snack drawer and all three of you love happily in heels room....and never leave.

You and your pet raccoon now reside in beels room

Beel falls in love with you quite early because of this

Sometimes he'll pretend that your pet is their child and play house with you.

The brothers find his obsession quite creepy to be honest

In place of the avatar of sloth he found a doting pet loving human and her sleepy hungry cuddly rodent.

You two replaced belphie low key

And nope beel does not notice hes to busy feeding your pet again

Belphie

"Do. Not. Let. That. Thing. Near me."

Raccoon hates belphie for what he did to you. He jumped out from the shadows and bit him...repeatedly. he never saw this creature before because you never brought him, totally caught him off guard.

Let's be honest he deserved it.

Eventually the mutual hatred grows to tolerance to curiosity this creature sleeps just as much as him and keeps the same schedule.

Saw satan gushing over it and decide to see what the fuss was about.

He threw it a treat.

He had never made an ally so fast in his life.

Need help pranking Lucifer? Raccoon can deliver and set traps. You can't blame him hes a adorbale pet of the humans and you can't hurt her!

Perfect escape goat

Eventually they start taking naps together

Belphie will never admit it but he bought the creature a small matching cow print pillow and they even have a bed to sleep on with him.

Your raccoon still loves you more and spends all this time with you. So

To see the raccoon, his new favorite stuffy he has to buddy up to you

Belphie is head over tails in about a month

You remind him of Lilith always taking card of those who need you. You love your pet with all your heart and it's a major turn on.

He moved into your room which you found creepy, you were terrified

Until you saw him playing with your pet. And they weren't hissing.

Cue whirlwind romance

It reminds him of beel a grey fluffy beel, the way they will do anything for a snack.

Cant decide who he loves more. You or your pet

Okay so if you want undateable let me know!