#bc he doesnt ascend until post canon

[piosplayhouse]

I think it's a little funny how people fixate on airplane bro and cucumber bro having funny names and then completely miss that luo binghe's name is literally "dropped into the luo river " and mobei jun isn't even a name , it's basically the demon realm equivalent of calling him POTUS all the time or something

[voidcoretxt]

asks you about your fansession 👀

HI HELLO THANK U FOR ASKING ME ABOUT MY EPIC AND POGGERS HOMESTUCK OCS !!!

gonna put it under cut bc this is just going to be my insane ramblings about the gay people living in my brain

SO !! if youre fortunate enough to not know what is a fan-session, its just a session of SBURB ( sburb being the game that they play in homestuck ) made by a fan :) p self-explanatory name

now, i may or may have not finished designing all the characters for it yet, so im only gonna go into detail about the ones that i have finished sprites for

starting with those two dudes that i posted a lil drawing of before !!!

this is Gurrim Shōnay, the character on the left of that drawing. she is an olive blood, a thief of hope and a fucking vriska kinnie lol

she has a tendency to make Horrible Terrible Decisions that she WILL regret later ! also i just realised that i fucked up her sign lol, its supposed to be this one

she doesnt have any stupid mutations or whatever, she just dyes her hair ( alternian hair dye is really good ok )

this is her quirk !

Vn~ The quick brrown fox jumps overr the lazy dog.

(  Vn~ is supposed to look like a fox from the side, the V being the head )

this is Kyle Broski ( holy shit i really went with this name ) !! it is a mage of space and after ascending it got to fuse with its axolotl the way jade did with bec in homestuck :] and this time there is no transphobic post-canon to ruin that !!!

I dont really have much to say about it other than the fact that it uses it/its pronouns and is also literally jade strider dave-ways i guess ??? good for it !!

heres another dude that is not a dude !! her name is Tess Everett, she is the maid of void !!! it took me a good few days to come up with a symbol for her until i decided to just make it the null symbol but with an egg instead of a circle bc you know, transgender pog :)

she may look smart but she really is not, no thoughts behind those eyes, just cool ideas for some knitting or sewing projects to maybe later give to her friends

Ryan time !!! i dont rly have a last name for him yet but one day ill find a good one !!! just you wait !!! he is the sylph of blood bc man, having friends is just the best !!! his bandana thingy was made by tess :D

he is the most protagonist-y not-protagonist on the planet lmao

also he gets a cool alien bf at some point :)

Macy Porter !!! my beloved !!! the heir of life !!! she eats bugs :)

the little spiral on her shirt means something but i honestly forgot what it was afjdhghfjhh but if u turn it around it turns into the rebirth symbol ( or at least thats what pinterest told me ). during the first half of the story the spiral keeps getting smaller and smaller until the line becomes just a dot, then she dies and comes back cooler than ever !!! i dont know how will she get cooler but she will !!!

Mila Everett !!! the knight of mind and pre-scratch tess !!! she is a hipster blogger and thats all i have about her for now

Liam Porter :D !!! pre-scratch Macy !!! he is the seer of doom which is not a very fun classpect to have !!!

he wears skirts bc fuck gender !!!

Veleta Voltas :0 !!! hes a seadweller and he has all the shittyness that comes with it !!! also hes a prince of breath so like !!! shittiness^2

later he gets like redeemed or whatever

also his stupid bodysuit was a pain in the ass to draw AND when i draw it in my style it looks like hes wearing a black body-suit and a bodice over it so like >:(( i dont like him that much >:((

GAXOLOTL !!! a dumb stupid amphibian with sick world-ending powers that it wont use bc its literally a first guardian, its whole deal is protecting the world, not ending it !!!

its also Kyles axolotl that it fused with !!! that made the game significantly more difficult !!! cool !!!

for the un-sprited characters, we have:

the witch of time, pre-scratch kyle. she saved her sessions ass !!!

the rouge of light, pre-scratch ryan. they dated veleta for a lil bit and then had the messiest break-up ever

the page of rage, they get fucked over by gurrim a little bit lol

the bard of heart, no ideas for them yet but they exist !!!

and also the rest of the trolls session + their pre-scratch counterparts, those guys r irrelevant tho

the kids guardians and the trolls lusii, those guys are somehow even more irrelevant than the guys in the point above

and thats all for the characters !!! the story doesnt have a clear outline yet but here are some things that happen:

we see the post-scratch kids ( thats tess, ryan, kyle and macy ) enter their version of sburb, the whole story is told mostly through their eyes

the witch of time pulling something insane to time-travel her friends across alternate universes to join their post-scratch counterparts

( god i love witches )

session b2 ( post-scratch kids ) spending a good 3 years in the game bc the thing that the witch of time did somehow broke the clock counting down to the reckoning

them somehow fixing it with the help of the b1 session kids + the remaining a2 ( post-scratch ) trolls

gurrim doing a fucky-wucky and getting 8 out of 12 trolls from the a2 session killed ( oopsie ! )

the prince of breath ( destroyer of the lack of bonds ) and the sylph of blood ( creator of bonds ) working together !!! their classpects are somehow the same and completely different !!! thats so cool !!!

a fun ending hopefully :) 

[admins-home-for-peculiar-hermits]

Season after season, the Hermits had been tormented relentlessly by hollows, or horrible, invisible monsters created by Evil X. They were a result of an experiment of unknown intent, and now they steal peculiar Hermit’s souls, and somehow manage to creep their way into every new season.

Once they acquire enough of these souls, they can ascend into wights. These wights take the form of beloved Hermits, making them far more dangerous. The only physical difference is that wights bear entirely white eyes that seem to glow in the dark.

Now, Season 6. It’d been relatively peaceful. It was the longest time the Hermits had been hollow-free, and newer technology that came with every Update had made the future seem much brighter. The possibility of never having to leave their homes behind again is closer to becoming a reality than ever. Maybe Evil X has finally given up. Old Hermits have even joined along the way! However, what the others don’t know is that the return of these presumed-dead Hermits opens a whole new realm of disaster beyond either of them’s control, and perhaps a tear into the fine fabric that keeps Season 6 safe.

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hey hi howdy so i made a blog for anyone whos interested in this au lol this is basically where i just drop anything i write about or draw w this au haha. please note that this au has semi-permadeath (nobody will die forever or anythin but sometimes people just don’t respawn if that makes any sense??) and not a whole lot of angst but its there. i’ll try and have this deviate a bit from the og books bc some of its either problematic, confusing, or doesnt fit with what i have planned.  in fact, heres a small list of things ive changed for reference (and in case u get the books and go “wtf quee this isnt canon”): ymbrynes can be men bc admins if a hermit spends a lot of time around another hermit, they’ll pick up a bit of one anothers abilities. not enough to be useful for anything but hey its there ymbrynes are leaders not caretakers wights and hollows travel though underground nether portals and tfc usually has to break any unfinished ones he finds while caving rip seasons in hc = loops in mphfpc

anyways as a refresher heres a list of peculiarities the hermits have, alphabetically (tumblr’s a bitch and wont let me put this under a cut for whatever reason so i’ll just tag as long post):

Bdubs: it is a mystery Biffa: He’s an admin so he’s an ymbryne! Basically hes a bird guy (he can become a crowned eagle) who’s sorta the decision maker of the server with x and joe. in this au ymbrynes aren’t caretakers (bc thats problematic, in my humble opinion) and are leaders sorta? anyways moving on oh yeah he kinda went poof one day n nobody knows where he is Cleo: Zombie, but powered by redstone. Cub: Vex magic Doc: He can reanimate the dead. It’s incredibly draining, but hey its there Evil X: An ex-ymbryne. He created the hollows, but not for the reason you, or the other hermits, think. He retains the ymbryne power of becoming a bird, in this case, a crow. another thing he is, is redeemable. False: basically she’s almost impossible to beat in battle its kinda scary but its also really cool. Grian: hes got birdie wings also hes very light which allows him to fly without using rockets and its kinda like a perpetual slow falling potion. somehow he still manages to splat on the ground lol Impulse: manipulates shadows n darkness. he makes lil shadow puppets for tango n zed bc team zit’s friendship is so fucking cute Iskall: Manipulates slime iskallium. he and jevin claim their abilities are different. He’s also noticed that the area around him gets just a little chillier. Jevin: is being literally made out of slime not peculiar enough for you (he can manipulate slimes) Joe: Ymbryne, again! He’s a bluebird. Also he’s got enhanced synesthesia and it’s pretty rad. Keralis: it is a mystery Mumbo: Living lever. He can activate redstone simply by touching it. He has to think for it to work though.  Python: flowers kinda grow at his feet. because of this hes the master of poison. he uses lilies of the valley in tea to poison enemies. he was once accused of making biffa disappear because of this. Ren: he speaks fluently to animals. haha furry ily Scar: Vex magic... 2! After all the time spent at Area 77 with Doc, he’s also gotten a bit popular with the undead. Stress: Ice magic for the ice queen! Tango: Fire manipulation. He’s always very warm. TFC: He doesn’t seem too special until you look closely at his eyes. One of them is completely white. When X first met him, he just thought he was blind in that eye, until the man saved X’s butt from a wight in Season 5. That is how the server found out their “normal” is part wight. Wels: Metallokinesis! Don’t make him angry. He’ll drop an anvil on you. Xisuma: Yet another ymbryne, and the last one I have to talk about. He’s a snowy owl. Zedaph: He’s kinda what happens if you stay in the End for too long. He’s got a very potent dragon’s breath attack at his fingertips and he has natural dragon wings/horns. also pointy teef and end crystals give him regen. Admittedly this is my headcanon for him already (except the end crystal part), but shhh..