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arsonaetcuh · 3 years

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Hetalia incorrect quotes part 10/? Germanics edition(long. I am so sorry. I am having too much fun)

Characters: Germany, Prussia, Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Belgium, Netherlands and Luxembourg. The Nordics will have their own incorrect quotes post at some point.

Link to part 9

Netherlands: Achtentachtig prachtige grachten(google how that sounds) Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg and Prussia: *put their hands over their ears* Prussia: And this is why I never understand why everyone says German is a barbaric, harsh language. I mean have they ever heard Dutch. Belgium: *smirks* Prussia: Hey, let’s do ‘get help’. Germany: What? Prussia: ‘Get help’. Germany: No. Prussia: Come on, you love it. Germany: I hate it. Prussia: It works every time! Germany: It’s humiliating! Prussia: Do you have a better plan? Germany: No. Prussia: We’re doing it. Germany: We are not doing ‘get help’. *moments later* Prussia: *limping around the corner, carrying Germany* Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him! *flings Germany at their enemies* Luxembourg: Would you slap Gilbert for €1.000.000? Netherlands: Definitely Austria: I’d do it for a cup of cold coffee and a half eaten cookie. Belgium: Lame, I would do it because I feel like it. Prussia: I feel very unsafe in this household. Prussia: My name is Gilbert Beilschmidt, but you can call me... *aggressively takes off sunglasses*... anytime. Prussia: If Ludwig, Roderich and I were drowning, who would you save? Switzerland: You Dummkopfs can’t even swim? Prussia: It’s a hypothetical question, who would you save? Switzerland: My time and effort Prussia: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff Switzerland: I’ve witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff Netherlands: I’ve recorded a lot of the dumb stuff Belgium: I’ve joined in on a lot of the dumb stuff. Germany: I’VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF DUMB STUFF Liechtenstein: What does "take out" mean? Prussia: Food! Germany: A date? Switzerland: Murder! Austria: It can mean all 3 of you're good enough. Cashier: That'll be €24,80. Netherlands: Lemme just grab my wallet... Netherlands: Oh hey, hold this for me for a sec. *pulls out a whole wet fish from his pocket and puts it in Belgium's hands* Belgium: Belgium: Why am I okay with this? Luxembourg: How can tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Netherlands: Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning. Luxembourg: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket? Switzerland: Can you pass me my phone? Liechtenstein: *throws TV* Switzerland: I said my phone Liechtenstein: I thought you said television Switzerland: Why the fuck would I say television? Netherlands: Toss me my keys Belgium: [throws printer] Netherlands: I said my keys Belgium: I thought you said printer. Netherlands: Why the fuck would I say printer Germany: Toss me my keys Prussia: [throws Christmas tree] Germany: I said my keys Prussia: I thought you said Christmas tree. Germany: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?

Liechtenstein: Basch, please don’t do this. You're my big brother. Switzerland: I’m sorry, I have to. Liechtenstein: Please, I’m begging you, after all we’ve been through? Switzerland: *sheds a single tear* I’m sorry, Erika. *places a 4+ card* Switzerland: Uno. Prussia, on the phone: Break his knees and he'll talk, I'm at a parent-teacher conference - Prussia: - anyways, you said that Ludwig enjoys finger painting, that's great! Austria: You treat that plant with more respect than you do me!! Prussia: Because, unlike you, the plant has done nothing wrong. Austria: Prussia: And because the plant is not a complete potato head. Austria: *dramatic gasp* Germany: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Prussia: Okay, but in my defense, Luxembourg bet me €20 I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Germany: That’s not what I wanted to-- you drank SHAMPOO?! Netherlands: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus. Adiuramus te, cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque aeternae perditionis venenum propinare- The North Sea: For the last time, I'm not a demon and you can't exorcise me. Netherlands: *crossing off #5 on a list* Worth a shot.

Luxembourg: *reading a recipe* “Beat three eggs”. Luxembourg: At what? Hand to hand combat? Belgium: It must be. Willem banned swords in the kitchen a few weeks ago.

Netherlands: Truth or dare? Switzerland: Dare Netherlands: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Switzerland: Hey Gabriel Luxembourg: Yeah? Switzerland: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Emma.

Belgium: I don't like your little games

Belgium: Don't like your tilted stage

Belgium: The role you made me play of the fool

Belgium: NO I DON’T LIKE YOU

Germany:...

Germany: Emma, chill, it's only a supermarket that’s out of chocolate.