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[naamahwrites]

Boots on the Moon - F. Tony x Reader

Word count: 1,169

F. Tony Scarapiducci x Reader

Me being self indulgent because there aren't enough Ben Schwartz fanfics

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Meal Armstrong's was the absolute worst place to work on the Space Force base. A majority of employees were acne ridden teenagers unaware of the concept of deodorant, and the pay was so low you honestly often considered becoming a sugar baby. Not to mention the constant sticky sweet ice cream you were usually coated in by the end of the day. But wanting to become a scientist on the site, you had to get the connections for an internship. And you figured being on the base would give you access to professionals in the field you wanted to get into.

The only semi-enjoyable moments of working were when F. Tony Scarapiducci showed up. Tony was Space Force's media manager, often working beside General Mark Naird himself. He came by a couple times a week, ordering the same thing every time: two scoops of "Boots on the Moon" ice cream in a medium sized sugar cone. You'd smile every time you'd see him or hear his voice, knowing the engagement that would follow. He'd always ask about your day, nodding along to let you know he was still listening. Leaning down on the counter in front of you, he'd tilt his head slightly and smile up at you. You swore it was the cutest thing you'd ever seen. And when you asked about his day you'd try and stay as engaged as possible while preparing his order (which honestly wasn't very hard because it had become almost second nature).

Today was an especially slow day, the sky was overcast and the wind was particularly chilly. Perfect weather for ice cream right? You twiddled with your thumbs, spacing out into the grey sky in front of you. "It's a beautiful day for ice cream, don't you think?" Jolting you out of your trance you came face to face with Fuck Tony Scarapiducci. You chuckled and took a deep breath.

"Jesus Tony, you scared the shit out of me." He smirked slightly.

"Sorry Y/N. I figured you're probably bored out of your mind, so why not stop by and pay you a little visit?" He winked at you. You watched as his deep brown curls slightly blew in the breeze, and how his face creased up slightly whenever he smiled. Shit I’m staring. He raised his eyebrows, smiling even bigger. Shit he noticed.

“So... Tony...” You cleared your throat, “How about this weather right?” That was so dumb oh my god y/n. You had to physically resist the urge to facepalm yourself. He chuckled and raised his eyebrows in mock surprise.

“How about this weather?! Are you serious Y/n?” He laughed as you awkwardly chuckled. 

“I mean, I don’t know. Small talk is hard. And I already know what you’re going to order so...”

“You wanna keep me around for longer L/n?” Alright I’ll bite. You leaned over, elbows on the counter. Your faces less than a foot apart, feeling warmth coat your cheeks in blush.

“And what if I do Mr. Scarapiducci?” the right side of his mouth tugged up in a smirk. He glanced around in exaggeration, feigning deep thought before returning his gaze to yours.

Almost whispering, he finally replied, “Then I’d say get me that sugar cone with two scoops of Boots on the Moon ice cream and we can get out of here when your shift ends.” Your heart began pulsating quicker, the sound murmured in your ears. Holy shit, did he just ask me out?! Are we going out on a date?! Thoughts raced through your head as you turned around and started assembling his order. Your nerves were evident, as your usual calm and collected demeanor was gone, and replaced by a mousey and evidently shaking bundle of anxiety.

Tony watched from a distance the change in your attitude. Being used to seeing the confident and self-assured Y/n, it was kind of refreshing to watch you be nervous. It also confirmed that you were likewise attracted to him. A smile tugged on Tony’s lips.

Hands shaking a bit, you finally placed the last scoop of ice team into the cone. Exhaling you began walking to Tony to hand it over to him. And of course because it’s you, a small puddle of melted ice cream from earlier in the day caused you to slip and fall on the floor of Meal Armstrongs. Taking the ice cream cone with you. “Oh my god! Are you okay Y/n?!” Tony rushed over to the inside of the booth to sit beside you. This is so embarrassing.

You sighed, “I’m okay, just a bruised dignity is all.” He chuckled, when an idea entered his mind.

“When does your shift end exactly?”

You glanced at your phone. “In like 15 minutes, why?” He then got up, picked up the “Closed” sign, and put it up in the counter.

“Let’s get out of here now.” You smiled, butterflies erupting in your stomach.

“I like the sound of that.” But looking at yourself you had to reanalyze. “But I am covered in ice cream right now.”

“I can think of something.”

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“Are you sure that I don’t look like a complete doofus wearing this?” You ask, tugging on the Space Force merch that Tony graciously bought you.

“You look adorable Y/N.”

“Really?” You start sarcastically, “It’s an extra large, in bright orange. I look like a walking traffic cone promoting the least respected force in America.” His head falls slightly to his right shoulder, giving a look that reads as, are you being serious right now? He steps closer to you,

“Seriously Y/N, you look great.” He rests a gentle hand on your left shoulder. “And if you’re a traffic cone you are the sexiest traffic cone I’ve ever seen in my life, swear to God.” You lightly smack his arm in mock annoyance. Secretly, you love this kind of banter with him.

“Alright, alright, where are we going Romeo?”

“I was thinking... Clément’s?” You’re taken aback. Clément’s is this absurdly fancy French restaurant in Denver, you wouldn’t even know about it if not for Tony telling you that Zendaya ate there like two weeks ago. 

“Clément’s? Are you fucking with me?”

“I may or may not know someone who works in the kitchen... as the head chef.”

“I mean, that sound amazing! But honestly, it’s a bit above my price range. Like a lot.” He bits his lip softly, as if debating whether or not to say something.

“I mean I was thinking that I could pay for it. If that works for you, I mean, I was the one who asked you on this date.” He begins to ramble, “And my friend in the kitchen said that if I used the Space Force twitter account to promote the restaurant, he would give us a huge discount-”

“Us? You told him about me?” Tony blushes with embarrassment. 

“I may have mentioned something about wanting to take a beautiful woman out to dinner.” 

“Even one who looks like a nationalistic pumpkin?”

“Especially.”

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Hey fellow Ben Schwartz fans! Let me know if you liked this quick lil story. I started writing it a while ago but didn’t finish until recently. I’ll probably be writing a part two with y’all actually going out to dinner :)

[sonknuxadow]

people who are worried about the future of the sonic movies and associated content always remember that even if the third movie ends up being really bad it could still be much worse because they were originally considering chris pratt for sonic

[deadpanwalking]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

[flingmetothemoon]

Here's another one of my videos of a WLOH ending where you lose Ham and get too many baby Hams (And hear poor Ben Schwartz crying :C)

[theresawritesstuff]

Help I'm having Weissman cousin ideas again

[discountskeppy]

in rc9gn they should have let those kids say fuck a few times i think

[dianagj-art]

Do you imagine One having Ben Schwartz’s (Rise Leo’s VA) voice but more menacing or do you hear One in a different voice? i here One with Ben Schwartz’s voice but more menacing :,)

dude love your comic to death, im so excited for One to start warming up with Raph, Donnie, and Mikey

Kinda? Idk how to explain his voice. There are times when I can hear Ben Schwartz's voice, but most of the time I don't, but I have no idea how to explain that, but "canon voice but a bit to the side"

[elbdot]

LOVE THE NEW COMIC GRAAAAAA! I have to ask if you have voice cast headcanons for the "speaking" pokemon with the pokemon pov stuff?

(Feel free to counter this, but I couldn't help but read Dusk's dialogue as Ben Schwartz. He's got that same overconfident goofball vibe lmao. 🤣🩵)

AAAAHHH THANK YOU MOO!!

I DO actually, at least for Jenna! :D The voices for Tigress from Kung Fu Panda (Angelina Jolie) and Cassandra from Tangled (Eden Espinosa) come to mind, those actually come the closest to what I imagine she'd sound like.

For Dusk I have to admit I still haven't found one that feels right:'D I only know he neither has a low nor a too high-pitched voice, something balanced inbetween… OH and I'd put a filter / audio effect over the voice, effects people often use for machines/ robot voices, just slightly, to underline him basically being a haunted sword.

[multicolour-ink]

Since Ben Schwartz and Colleen O'shaughnessey share the same birthday - can we headcanon that movie Sonic and Tails do too? 😊

Imagine Sonic finds out that they share the same birthday, and he's all

"Dude! We're birthday brothers!" 😃

Meanwhile, Tails is too emotional to speak because he's never shared a birthday with anyone, let alone had a good birthday at all 🥲

[dettiqueen]

I’m still waiting for my detti merch 😕

imagine i got exposed for scamming people out of merch and there was a whole scandal and then SunnyV2 made a video like “the fall of Dettiqueen” and thats how i got famous, and then i get invited on podcasts and they surpsrised me with a celebrity guest ben schwartz and then it turns out i scammed him by accidetn so he beats me up on live tv and nobody stops him bc everyone hates me bc i was a scammer

[stars-n-spice]

Old Art - Had this really stupid and funny idea but!

Sharpshooters + Starburst as Sonadow + Knuxouge

Then one with Sonic and the Gang!

Tay'kaa as Sonic Crosshair as Shadow Wrecker as Knuckles Khea as Rouge

Now them in onesies!

Because I wanted to do one of them in onesies and another of them in their usual armor/attire but inspired by the Sonic characters!

Also, I realized that I named Tay'kaa forgetting that Tay-O was a character-

And that fact that he fits a character Ben Schwartz might voice? A blue, cocky, charming troublemaker? (I don't imagine his voice sounding like Ben Schwartz's but still)

I just thought it was a funny coincidence. Something something poetry rhymes or something.

Also, I am absolutely devastated that those rumors about Hayden Christensen voicing Shadow turned out to just be rumors </3 That would've been sick.

Anyways, close-ups and individual shots under the cut!

Find out more about the Silly Squad here!

[sonknuxadow]

i think ranking all of sonics voice actors from favorite to least favorite would be really difficult but if i was making a sonic voice actors tierlist right now jason griffith and deven mack would be in s tier no question

[lightningjo58]

So for all y'all who's watched rottmnt and Sonic the Movie, and absolutely adores the fact that Ben Schwartz plays our beloved blue, witty characters, gather round. That scene where Sonic is shoved into a bag, yah, you got it. Let's do this!

Leo: How much longer? I can't breath in here.

*suspicious rustling noises*

Leo: Hellooo~ anybody there?

Random person 1: Do you have your child in that bag?

Donnie: No. I mean yes, it's a child but it's- it's not mine.

Random person 2: It's not your child?

Donnie: Relax, I'm a cop, ok? Plus he likes it in there, don't ya buddy?

Leo: Why would I like it in here, this is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier.

Donnie: Such a kidder.

April: *laughs nervously* m'kay.

*zips the bag all the way closed*

Leo: Nonono I'm scared of the dark! Is anybody there?

And for whatever reason Leo is in a bag, let your imagination run wild! Haha.

[gayemeralds]

obviously it’s fake but it’s incredibly entertaining to imagine a scenario where the real ben schwartz found my fucking tumblr and sent me an anon about my movie sonic opinions.

[cosmo-production]

okay, imagine a pokemon, it doesn't have be a specific one just the 1st one that comes to mind. got in your head? if they could talk like a human what would they sound like? (like actual voice acting, if you cant think of an actor just describe it)

and more importantly what pokemon would be voiced by ben Schwartz?

[lackablazeical]

Need to see Ben Schwartz in law and order btw. Would I imagine him as Leo the whole time? Yes (this is cus there was an actor named Jesse Schwartz and i thought it was Ben shwartz and now I can't stop thinking about thaf