#bens a mommy

[nevermore-the-kitsune]

Gwen: Ben, maybe you should get a babysitter for a few days?

Ben: Why? I'm doing just fine on my own.

Kevin: Your rocking a turkey.

Ben: ...

Ben: I knew that! *walks to the oven where Ethan, Azmuth Jr., Kenny, and Max Jr. are inside enjoying the heat*

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[lokiiied]

in another movie they would’ve been enemies to lovers

[askbensolo]

Holos from when I graduated from University of Naboo last year! (Class of 28 ABY; Journalism major; Galactic Policy and Nonhuman Studies double minor.)

Rey made fun of me for wearing “a dress.” So I made fun of her for actually wearing a dress (Mom made her wear it).

Heh. Good times, good times.

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

The Umbrella Academy Season 4 makes me so grateful that im back on AO3.

[evilwrongdoer]

im rewatching shadow and bone and let me tell youuuuuu bullying the darkling is so fun. hes such a drama queen like bro chillax. man has never gotten over a single thing in his entire life. typa guy to have a mental breakdown when his sleeve gets caught on a door handle. god i love hating on him.

[helido24]

The double of everything~

4 times the trouble!

Redraw of this very old piece btw

[birdnonsense]

Wish Maeve and Soldier boy got to interact more because can you imagine

“Your girlfriend sent me a box of cat shit”

“Yeah she sent me to an off books Russian prison, she was kind of a bitch in retrospect”

[only-one-brain-cell]

PERIOD

[tennessoui]

Imagine Palpatine learning about Big Brother Ben and just losing it. Force lightning for anyone who encounters him in the hour(s) it takes him to calm down.

lol at first palpatine is like oh this is great news we can keep this one and then vader can give up on his weird obsession with finding obi-wan kenobi because this one will work right?

but then he just gets annoyed because vader is constantly irritated that this kenobi isn't the RIGHT kenobi this kenobi isn't HIS kenobi this is a knock-off store brand kenobi he doesn't want this fisherman he wants his old master!!!

palpatine has to sit through so many soliloquies about how this kenobi's hair is not the same tint of ginger fiery red as vader's kenobi's hair is and this one's eyes are too light and this one calls him vader when he should know to try and call him ah-na-kin

imagine how fucking weird vader would get if he found out obi-wan has a sister. female obi-wan kenobi. palpatine is going to eradicate the whole fucking family.

[zerothisnero]

This ⬇️

[stripesysheaven]

ben linus has a weird thing for milfs. he doesn’t want to fuck them, he’s just weird about them

[wheatnoodle]

im never going to recover from this. are you kidding me?? are you KIDDING ME?????

[bbghost-128]

Happy Mother's Day!

Late

Sorry for not posting, I was currently without internet but now I'll try to post here

[askbensolo]

Ask Ben Solo

What’s up, HoloNet! The name’s Ben. Currently 23 years old. I’m the only son of an Alderaanian princess and a Corellian scoundrel, and I have an adopted sister named Rey.

I started this blog when I was fifteen and afraid of becoming a Jedi. To make things worse, I started hearing voices in my head…voices that turned out to be someone who wanted to control me. Luckily, my friends and family got involved, and Snoke seems to have backed off.

I did make friends with some of Uncle Luke’s Jedi students, but I ended up attending the University of Naboo (Go Shaaks!) and got my degree in Journalism, since I’ve always been interested in writing, history, and politics. (Scroll back enough, and you’ll see my cringe pro-Imperial phase from back in the day. Yikes.)

I stayed on Naboo after graduation, and now I write for The Chommell Sector Daily. In my free time I lift weights, write poetry, and fight with people online.

Ask me a question!

—Ben

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Family

Mom: My mother, also known as Senator Leia Organa, also known as Space Mom, also known as Don't Mess With Her. Tough as nails. Also has nice nails.

Dad: My father, also known as Han Solo (or scruffy-looking nerfherder). Isn’t as cool as you think he is, but makes up for it with heart.

Rey: My adopted sister, also known as "Kid". Ten years younger than me. Originally from Jakku. Eats faster than anyone I’ve ever seen.

Uncle Luke: My uncle, also known as Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. Is a cinnamon roll.

Ren the Bantha of Indeterminate Gender or Origin: My stuffed bantha friend. Not much can be known about this humble beast, but they are fiercely loyal.

Threepio: My mom's protocol droid. Has foregone enough memory wipes to pass as sentient. Best ignored.

Artoo: Luke’s beeping trash can. Extremely rude.

Chewie: My dad’s best pal. Gives great hugs. Don’t play holochess with him.

Lumpy: Chewie’s son. About my age in Wookiee years.

Darth Vader: My grandfather. It's complicated.

Friends

Fannie: One of Luke's Jedi students, who has since graduated. Twi'lek. My bestie when we were teens. Mom friend.

Amalia: One of Luke's Jedi students, who has since dropped out. Massive Togruta girl. Frenemy.

Treeso: My roommate from college. Gungan. Solid dude.

Sweeper: My archnemesis: the cleaning droid at work that keeps eating my paper notes.

Ugly Raisin Men Who Have Invaded My Mind With the Force

Snoke: Enough said.

Story Events

The Long Night: (2/25/16 - 4/2/16) In which I woke up from a nightmare and couldn’t sleep.

Space Braces: (5/16/16 - 12/7/2017) In which I got braces.

Get Out of My Head: (8/4/16 - 8/28/16) In which Mom left for a diplomatic mission and left me at home with my dad, and I was consumed by fear and darkness.

The Visit: (10/6/16 - 11/5/16) In which Uncle Luke came to visit us.

Sixteen!: (12/3/16 - 12/11/16) In which I turned sixteen.

Life Day 21 ABY: (12/25/16 - 12/26/16) Life Day!

The Impending Future: (9/10/17 - 9/29/17) In which I had an existential crisis about Mom wanting me to become a Jedi, and I discovered Snoke.

Seventeen!: (12/3/17 - 12/11/17) In which I turned seventeen.

Life Day 22 ABY: (12/25/17 - 12/26/17) Life Day!

A Week With Luke: (12/21/17 - 1/7/18) In which my mom made me spend a week at Luke’s Jedi school.

An Awkward Situation: (4/26/18 - 7/15/18) In which I thought my best friend Fannie was going to ask me out. Like, on a date.

About Amalia: (7/16/18 - 8/7/18) In which I accidentally started a chain of rumors about Amalia, Luke’s mysterious and hardest-to-get-along-with student.

The New Roommate: (4/24/24 - current) In which my roommate Treeso moves out and I have to find someone to take over his lease.

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[exescenes]

The way most people I’m attracted to are much older than me…I think I have problems, but can you blame me?