#berrigan x leander

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Greetings y'all, there is a decision to be made

There’s sort of new ship and they need a shipname

Berrigan/Leander

It’s a longer story and if anyone wants a little spam, please contact me, I'll be happy to write you an essay :)

Also, if this ship already has a name, I'm sorry, and please let me know, I didn’t know

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Modern AU

Berrigan: You are so funny when you're so concerned about this whole romance stuff

Crowley: Oh yeah?

Berrigan: Well, yes. I've barely been sitting here for two hours and I already know all the details of your relationship with Halt

Berrigan: Which actually scares me a bit...

Crowley:

Crowley: Do you remember when we used to live together in the dorm and you got the first message from Leander, you yelled at the middle of the night, fell out of bed, came to me and woke me up just for me to tell you what to do...?

Berrigan:

Berrigan: That doesn't count. It was a different situation.

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Crowley, lying on the sofa, slowly: And he never understands that I try to pick him up.

Berrigan, sitting next to him, notebook in hand: Have you tried to be more obvious? Or more caring?

Crowley, tired: I've tried everything

Berrigan: Food?

Crowley: Sure, I've cooked for him hundreds of times, I've taken him to the inn for dinner a couple of times, made provisions for the road. I even feed his kids sometimes.

Berrigan: Hmm

Crowley:

Crowley: Ok, it's been a quarter of an hour, move along.

they swap places

Crowley emphatically from above the notebook: And what, dude, you're still acting like it's a school love and just staring at him instead of, I don't know, trying to talk to him?

Berrigan:

Berrigan: I felt attacked, and this was supposed to be a safe space

Crowley, sighs heavily: Never mind, tell me what's new with the song for him. Just please cut out the descriptions of the smile and the eyes because I've had enough, I've really got it, yeah, he's smiling nicely, you can leave that out

Berrigan, a bit offended: Mind to remember that you-

Crowley: Okay, fine, say what you need to say just keep in mind I am the one who needs to be able to look Leander straight in the face in one hour, so...

Berrigan: Straight?

Crowley: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN GET TO THE POINT