#bet it’s absolutely madness

[writingontheceiling]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

[wubba-bungar]

i’m mad but not in the hot way like in the hatter way

[angermango]

just remembered Tricky has a PhD which means a zombie party clown is more qualified than I’ll ever be.

and a bonus thing:

[artcake]

it's all about the

Glow

Got this as a prompt and went way overboard, no regrets, writing and birds shamelessly found on google

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: johnp.shanley

[minijenn]

So anyway Philip/Belos is probs homophobic as fuck given the era he’s from and that he hates witches so I need Luz and Amity to sucker punch him together at the same time through the power of how much they love each other and how much they hate fuckheads like him

[mummer]

bro what is going on.....

[mzannthropy]

Kindred spirits appear when you least expect them (geddit?).

Normally it wouldn't be a massive deal hating something popular, bc inevitably, everyone's gonna hate something popular at some point in their lives. But what do you do when you hate Me Before You and LOVE Sam Claflin, what do you do then? What do you do, when you see an article about him and get that dreaded feeling in your stomach as you click to open it, bc you know that film will be mentioned? (I want to hug every journalist who doesn't bring it up. Nicely done work, Men's Health.) What do you do when you see all the comments from people who love that film saying how much they cried? (Why? WHY???? What is there to cry about? How easily impressed people are by a cheap tearjerker?) What do you do when that film is sold as the best thing in romance, a True Love (how?), a "doomed love story" (how????? Romeo and Juliet is a doomed love story, not this trash). What do you do when you know there are much, much better, more quality films with Sam to watch, with better developed female characters AND love interests--but everyone ignores them? What do you do?

Will: You're the only thing that makes me wake up in the morning.

Also Will: kills himself.

How truly inspirational! /s

[arundolyn]

ngl i sometimes forget cishet nerdbros exist and are the only ones who like kenny pretty much, like to the point of nigh worship, which is like On Brand. these bitches like genuinely try to make him some kind of christ figure almost as if he doesnt fucking suck terribly and is mediocre and iirc its never even CONFIRMED confirmed he ever did the one good merciful act that he ever SEEMED to and put him in We Don’t Know If He Died limbo. and its very funny also how they hate anyone who rightfully calls kenny out on being an ass and say theyre weak cowards (BEN. BEN. BEN.) or evil and lying (JANE! WHO WAS FUCKING CORRECT ALWAYS! YOU HATE HER CAUSE SHES RIGHT). anyone who killed jane over kenny is wrong and a coward and he dies anyway so die mad.

admittedly there is SOME nuance and depth to kenny’s character for sure. but these people are just straight up making shit up completely all the time. cope and seethe die mad etc etc your cool white guy died. boo hoo. which is really funny these were probably the same bitches crying when vasco wasnt playable anymore in indivisible and replaced by a cooler black man and genuinely got big baby mad when there was not a playable white man anymore. that happened

[sometinybees]

I'm sorry but anyone saying they got queerbaited by stranger things I hate to tell ya you did it to yourselves the duffer brothers had nothing to do with it

[heffrondriving]

mr. schmidt really said no thoughts, only chill vibes and weak knees ✌🏖️✨

[childofaura]

OK THE SONIC PRIME TRAILER DROPPED AND THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOFY CRITICISM BUT-

ROUGE.

THEY COVERED UP ROUGE AND I HATE IT. THEY DID MY GIRL DIRTY.

DAMMIT, THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER OUTFIT!!!

Look I know this is something really dumb for me to be mad over and Sonic Prime still looks great. But we’re seeing a clear notion from the showrunners that they think Rouge’s OG outfit, her iconic look, is inappropriate. Like... they literally covered her whole body up, and I hate that. That little bit of skin she showed wasn’t bad, I didn’t grow up to be some degenerate because Rouge had a little cleavage showing. It especially bugs me because clearly no one else got any kind of costume revamp.

Also the costume is ugly as hell, it’s got no flair besides some slapped on heart buckles on the folds of her boots! Could they not have compromised and at least gone with her Heroes outfit?

[almost-hxlycon]

♡ Happy Birthday to The Leech Brothers! Congratulations to those who got the birthday cards they wanted, good luck to those who are still trying to bring them home and... my condolences to the newer players who want all four birthday cards... you will be missed 😔♡

♡ Story Time bc i feel like it! During the first halloween event, i got jade in 7 single pulls (and he was the ssr i wanted the least, no offense, cater and vil just had me by the throat) and then during azul's first birthday i got him in one 10 pull. So naturally, when the second beans day event came around and i wanted floyd, i thought, well the other two were kind to me so SURELY floyd will be as well, right?? HE MADE ME GO TO PITY. THIS CUTE SLIMY BITCH MADE ME GO TO PITY--- The despair i felt that day, still stings... ♡

♡ The moral of this story? Im never trusting a single fish from this dorm ever again 🗿 ♡

♡ Do not repost or use without my permission ♡

[bobafvcks]

Y'ALL

y'all

I just watched Ma Dongseok in Unstoppable and action and all that aside (although watching him slap guys and throw them around really does it for me, ngl) getting to see him playing a doting husband is just like. The bee's fucking knees.

Would that we all could find someone who treats us as well as Dongchul treats Jisoo in this movie. We would all live happier lives.

[hotanddistraught]

the reason that i know all opinions by Certified Hockey Boys on instagram are wrong and garbage is because they all unironically think mitch marner is bad at hockey

[beansnpeets]

Dude picked up his dog this morning. He was visibly pissed at me lmao