#beware the ides of march

[livebynight]

caesar: ciao

brutus:

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[drowning-in-webnovel-chapters]

[strawlessandbraless]

23 🗡️ in 2023

[offonaherosjourney]

Julius Caesar's last words (100% real, don't fact-check): Is that a knife in your toga or are you happy to see me??

[trianglebird4]

[sleepy-cone]

[cryptid-witch-of-the-moss]

hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.

[tenaciousgeckos]

Just letting you know, I have no intention of stabbing you 23 times on the Ides of March

[motionpicturelover]

From "The Twelve Tasks of Asterix" ("Les Douze travaux d'Astérix", 1976)

[livebynight]

y’all are forgetting the true meaning of the ides of march. today is not just about stabbing, it’s about the friendship, unity & coming together to stab in groups

[stephfandomdumps]

[minyicho]

happy ides of march everyone!!! my latin teacher dressed up caesar today and went around letting kids stab her with a squeaky rubber knife and being like et tu (insert name). she’s so festive

[strawlessandbraless]

[offonaherosjourney]

“average internet user posts about the Ides of March 3 times a year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average internet user posts about the Ides of March 0 times per year. Tumblr Georg, who has made of the day a national holiday & makes over 10,000 posts about it each March, is an outlier and should not have been counted