#beware the ides of march

[theroyalbard]

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[itsoneinthemorning]

et tu?

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

@meme-meupthotty i read your tags like timmy and tommy dialogue i hope you know that

[shrew1989]

[demigoddessqueens]

Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!

[strangewomanwithanefariousagenda]

y'all WHY is IDES OF MARCH TRENDING WE'VE LITERALLY just STARTED MARCHING

[offonaherosjourney]

“average internet user posts about the Ides of March 3 times a year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average internet user posts about the Ides of March 0 times per year. Tumblr Georg, who has made of the day a national holiday & makes over 10,000 posts about it each March, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[drowning-in-webnovel-chapters]

[metis-the-lizard-king]

i collaged this two together btw thought some you might like, happy march 15 tumblr!

[marcus-junius-brutus15]

reasons to kill caesar (in order of importance):

he slept with my mother

hes a dictator

Cassius doesn't like him.

[whatsorryiwasntlistening]

I tried

[detroitlib]

From our picture files: "Caesar rejecting the warnings of his death"

[going-to-superhell]

hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.

[motionpicturelover]

From "The Twelve Tasks of Asterix" ("Les Douze travaux d'Astérix", 1976)

[itsthemxze]

Happy ides of March tumblr