the dizzying idea of being pregnant with your f/o’s kids and for them to come out the womb looking like the spitting image of your fave. you complain of your lack of genes, but they can only boast about the fact that no one will question who knocked you up in the first place.
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feel like this is how kuroo views nudes when you send them to him at work
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i feel like kuroo does not wear any normal or plain socks after becoming a dad, like it’s always the fun and silly socks bc they were gifted to him by his girls
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kuroo calling you and your daughters from work and saying ‘how are my favorite girls doing?’
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uhhh this audio of kuroo and ushijima panting is about one years old and i’m about to combust—
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hope i get reincarnated into a world where kuroo tetsurou exists bc i can’t take this anymore .
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this is truly the full Kuroo Trifecta™️
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getting my new glasses today finally and it feels like i’ve been reborn. also thought abt putting in eye contacts for tsukishima bc i believe he can’t put them in himself, so i sit on his lap and put them in for him (it’s a form of trust)
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CLOSE THE GYMS ‼️😟
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on another note, kuroo is a chronic panty stealer 🧘♀️💗
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‘kuroo is a loser’ in the notes will make me click on a fic 1000x faster
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kuroo and i argue over what color each school subject is routinely,,, like this is an ongoing war between the two of us
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close all gyms so kuroo tetsurou can never enter them again
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kuroo getting the most disrespectful and disgraceful head for his promotion
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5am and i’m crying bc kuroo is an official member of the JVA
https://x.com/palaboras/status/1773622046582345779?s=46
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