OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!
IMG: at approx. 10:11 AM, Bluefin security feed picked up strange percussive audio, as though someone was frantically beatboxing directly into a cam mic in order to record it. Investigation ongoing.
“Status update: So, like, Red Flare District isn't doing too hot these days. Turns out the homeless bassist we found under a bridge was wanted for wanted for illegal data brokering, stole all our CD-ROMs and weedkiller and #$@%* bailed.”
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“Yeah, who'da thunk? And our frontman St. Tuna Piano is also wanted 'cuz apparently he, er, knew? The whole time?”
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”Well, he's the frontman now. Was, at least. You missed a lot, Petr.”
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”Anyway, he's holed up at a shack in Bluefin Depot and can't get away on account of all the commercialized inkspewing in the area. That's him beatboxing in the clip. Send help.”
— Hiddock, guitarist for Red Flare District, in a correspondence with band vocalist Petr following the latter's recovery from choking on a really, really spicy bell pepper.
Unfortunately, Petr was then swept up in the shopping frenzy of the Barnacle & Dime Big Run and has not been seen since. We fear he has been purchased by salmonid for ₡850.
(Extension and sample source list can be found on my YouTube)
“Tom and I have the potential to be a stroke of genius, inside us, within us, we certainly can sing. Together, we can sing anything. We can sing whatever it is that is important to us.” —Stevie Nicks
Not sure what to call this genre of musical creator that wears big hats and covers their face while singing out in the desert, but my working title is "something is wrong with the desert" and I want more of it
(In order - Witchz, Red Leather, and Orville Peck)
yallhavingbirthdaycake: Last night I got to see @lsdunes perform in Boston. They put on an incredible show. I got to catch up with old friends @tuckerrule and @timpayne_inthemembrane and tried to convince @frankieromustdie the latest Limp Bizkit record is actually worth listening to. Shout out to @anthonygreen666 for being an incredible frontman and @travstever for being a shredder! Also @natebergmansings and @kayleighgolds were awesome opening acts. ♥️ #lsdunes
Duffer Brothers, bring him back!!! Bring him back right now!!! 😡
Are you happy? Here I am, 3 in the morning, bawling my eyes out. He deserved better!!! We don’t see a funeral!!!! Nothing!!!! They really just left his body in the Upside Down!!! What the heck?!!! No chance to clear his name!!!
Excerpt from interview with three members of Red Flare District, Inkopolis News Network; 4 April 122023:
Q: Let's... uh, talk a little bit about this latest single of yours, Alma Mat 'Er; Barely Knew 'Er. Considering you are — or at least two of you present are — alumni of Inkbl-
Deryn (she/her, presumed), bassist: [incoherent]
Q: Pardon?
St. Tuna Piano (he/him), frontman & drummer: Didya bring 'er meds, Hiddock?
Hiddock (he/him), guitarist: Forgot.
Q: What inspired you to revisit your alma mater for inspiration?
Hiddock: Got another call from the haunted payphone.
St. Tuna Piano: No, i'was all that gnarly flood damage from that salmonid meet 'n greet last month! I mean, w're no stranger to writin' songs 'bout floods n'all, but the acoustics in those damaged classrooms are [expletive] wild, man.
Q: It doesn't seem to reflect much in the track itself.
Hiddock: Because those acoustics sucked so we left.
Deryn: [incoherent]
Q: Is she alright?
St. Tuna Piano: Oh yeah, Petr [referring instead to the band's absent vocalist, who reportedly "exploded"] is recoverin' just fine. Inkfish, man. All was left was a likkle green globule and now 'e'll be out next month!
Hurdock: It's suspicious, is what it is.
Deryn: [incoherent]