i just love bsd light novels, you have the heart-breaking shit and than this
Tanizaki looked around the café uncomfortably. However, this café was in the same building as the Detective Agency. The customers and the clerk alike were accustomed to both Dazai's eccentricities and Kunikida's yelling.
[...]
Kunikida was still shaking Dazai, and Dazai still seemed to be quite enjoying being shaken.
the whole scene is perfect, them fighting screaming and laughing in a café and Tanizaki watching them (like when you go out with your friend and they do those fucked up but funny thing but you dw to laugh cause it's still embarrassing to be associated with someone like them?) and Dazai is there enjoying being strangled
Kunikida's face slowly morphed into one that resembled a patient with neurotoxins circulating through him.
"[...] Tanizaki, why were you also at that sort of place? Were you skipping work, too? An 18 year old, skipping work and going drinking at noon? The adverse effects of underage drinking differ in their statistical theory, but it's certain that alcohol affects the secretion of testosterone. And even without considering statistics, if you only drink alcohol at your age, in a few years you'll end up like Seaweed Brain over here!"
(me when every person in my school) not him being the mom friend™- I love Kunikida, I love the way he talks shit ab everyone, sometimes when they do the "we're like a big happy family, x's the dad and x's the mom" I wish that Kunikida was put as the sassy aunt, cause he definitely would be that one aunt who judges you for like every single trait of your personality until you cry. but like in the good way. tough love ig. love him
"[...]Solving such a bizarre case in a single day, and even sheltering a kid with an ability-you guys really do deserve the Detective Agency's stamp of the Detective Duo."
"Oh, now I'm embarrassed."
"Don't equate me with him."
Dazai and Kunikida said at the same time.
just love their duo. like I'm a skk enjoyer for my life, but dazai and kunikida are so beautiful I'm crying (almost how soukoku would have been in a more healthy environment. ok not really but I just love this. but the Detective Duo hurts)
It should be noted that her main surgical tool is a hatchet.
[...]
"As you can see, I'm reading the newspaper," [...] "What are the interesting articles?"
"Well, the most interesting one is the obituary. Of everything in this world, it judges those people the most fairly."
"It sure does," Dazai said with a smile, standing in front of the entrance.
just love her.just- her. this woman (and this man) woah
Tanizaki was also a newcomer, and what he meant by the time of his entrance was that he had passed a very harsh entrance exam. However, due to its excessive severity, Tanizaki had firmly sealed away the memories of that time into his subconscious. This is because remembering it revives the psychological trauma.
I LOVE THIS GUY HE'S LIKE THERE AND HE'S GORGEOUS and ig we stan attempted murderers (someone give him therapy please)
THE DYNAMIC im crying rn give me a moment
no alr I'm ok
it's giving "x's Bad at Communication" "Psychological Trauma" "They Laugh But They're Suffering" "Lost Childhood" "Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi" "Fukuzawa Yukichi Is a Dad" "Armed Detective Agency as Family"
he scares me but I love him (context-it's just before Atsushi's entrance exam and they're choosing what to do basically)
now I need to see this animated like rn (some kind soul could draw atsushi being thrown in the cage of a bear) (this shit is fucking canon)
"Well, whatever. How about this? If he kills Dazai, he passes."
"I see" Tanizaki said and clapped his hands, impressed.
"...Other than that" Dazai said, looking at Kunikida with half-closed eyes.
"If he can render Dazai speechless and make him reflect on his bad deeds up until now, he passes"
"I'm okay with that" Tanizaki said, nodding.
"Other than that"
"Then...! He can sandwich Dazai between two planks of wood or something, and while blowing him with hot steam he can stab him with countless needles, and while occasionally passing an electric current through him he can repeat 'This is your fault, all your fault,' and then, and then...!"
In the heat of the moment, Kunikida was gesturing at something invisible; hitting, twisting, and shaking it. His eyes were bloodshot. Tanizaki and the others in the conference room pulled away from him a bit.
"Um... I'm sorry," Dazai said in a small voice, but Kunikida did not hear him.
I'm done with this.
kunikida is my god from now (the holy trinity with sigma and bram ig) but I do really love him and the way he's so math teacher (hey I love math and I know how to boil water for tea. and how to make a sandwich ig)
(gotta re-read stormbringer cause I want to suffer)
(not my translation, credits in the link attached to the photo ppl)
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