Billionaire Luxury Mansion
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WHICH 2010s TOXIC RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU?
WEREWOLF
- makes jokes about domestic violence and his addiction to beer, but his criminal report shows too much charges caused by bar fights for a person who isn't constantly drunk
- has anger issues, is jealous and has a huge pathological insecurity that makes him sniff your body to detect some other “male” smell on you
- lives in a caravan in the woods with a bunch of other buffy dudes that he calls "his pack", but swears it isn't gay (dude is a bit homophobic)
- will pee on your mat to assert dominance and your neighbor's dog will hate his guts
- Will develop a crush for your friend's newborn daughter
BILLIONAIRE
- At the first date says unironically that you two must sign a pre-nup, because he has already 5 ex-wives and 7 children to support
- Will make a scene if you come at the date with a dress that doesn't match with his tie
- His house is white and minimal and has a weird smell of chemicals, like an hospital
- Gots nervous when you try to open the fridge, like he is hiding some corpse in it (yes, he is)
- He is a serial killer and a professional stalker, actually he followed you for days, placed a spy device on your car and hacked your phone to learn * everything * about you, even before you would be able to notice his existence
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Elon Musk should fund a mission to go down and "retrieve the bodies" from Ocean Gate. I bet Twitter could convince him to. He can play hero for PR right until he too, is killed in a gruesome, cost cutting way. Maybe his cabin depressurises? Good ol' drowning?
I say we offer Poseidon all our billionaires.
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What a great car for a billionaire!
https:/pinterest.com/luxurydotcom/Luxury_Cars/
Press Pinterest to go to “Luxury_Cars”
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