#bisexualnerd

[bisexualnerd]

I'm about to collapse and I thought I already hit "Post" but turned out it was not. Still, here is Part 4 of How To Steal A Brother

Summary:

Secrets are bound to be revealed, sooner or later.

He just wishes it did not hurt so much.

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Chapter's summary:

Jason and Tim are talking again. This time they make a deal.

Tim thought he knew his best friend so well.

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Sorry for the long wait. But at least I finished the whole fic before posting it. The second chapter will probably be posted at the end of the week (well, the more comments I receive, the happier I will be and the sooner I will post it - I do stuff emotionally honestly).

[cryptic-arr0w]

Tim drake doodle inspired by @bisexualnerd post🤯🤯

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

i'm over all the stale days captured stuck in place

by BisexualNerd Tim wanted to stay awake to work and this is the story of how his relationship with coffee (and energy drinks) evolved over the years. Someone should have noticed that he was not any more awake after having drunk coffee, right? And something just run in the family without every member even related. Words: 2305, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Stephanie Brown (mentioned) Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Duke Thomas, Duke Thomas & Jason Todd, it's literally everyone & everyone, but these are some of the more noticeable interactions Additional Tags: Neurodiversity, Bruce Wayne is autistic, Dick Grayson Has ADHD, Jason Todd Is Autistic, Cassandra Cain Has ADHD, Tim Drake is autistic, Tim Drake Has ADHD, Stephanie Brown Has ADHD, but it is only mentioned, Duke Thomas Is Dyslexic, Damian Wayne is Autistic, i can't believe i had to hand-type almost all of those tags, Family, Crack, it is a bit serious at first but then it gets more and more fun, Tim Drake Needs to Sleep, Synesthesia, but like just a little, in Tim's hallucinations, Dialogue Heavy, Good Parent Bruce Wayne via https://ift.tt/JkC7fNK

[mushroom-jack]

Writer tag game

I wasn't tagged by anyone I just saw @bisexualnerd doing it and it looked fun + I love to talk about myself

1. how many works do you have on AO3?

77 publicly on my page, 23 posted anonymously, and then 7 orphaned... so 107 total! That's more than I thought tbh.

2. what's your total AO3 word count?

714,735 according to my statistics page

3. what fandoms do you write for?

Currently I'm writing the most for Mother of Learning and A Study of Resonance, but I've historically written a lot for MCYT and various Danny Phantom crossovers. DP x RotG will always hold a special place in my heart.

4. what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

This won't be accurate bc 4/5 my real top 5 fics by kudos were posted anonymously, but skipping over those...

when trouble comes (I'll be by your side)

blood on your hands

See My Crown (I am King)

An Emperor and his Heirs

Ice-fishing

5. do you respond to comments?

From time to time! I usually don't because I don't have the energy, and I feel like I would sound very repetitive just saying thank you, but I will usually reply if I feel like I have something substantial to say/to answer questions that won't be answered by the narrative. I'm also more likely to reply to longer comments or "regulars"/people who's usernames I recognize, lol.

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Ooh, with the angstiest ending? Despite my enjoyment of angst I don't really do sad endings; I loved you (and it felt like dying) as well as and im lonely (there, i said it.) are both venty drabbles I wrote a long ass time ago, so that's as close as I've got.

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

when trouble comes (I'll be by your side) has a good happy ending, and of course the whole point of lay all your love on me is that it's a alternate "happy ending" for ASOR. Usually I fuck with a good bittersweet ending though <3

8. do you get hate on fics?

Usually not! I would say I've only ever gotten a real "hate" comment once, and it was some asshole being like "stop asking for nice comments blah blah blah you like getting your dick sucked" as if the whole point of oral sex isn't to enjoy it? that was wild.

9. do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes!!! Though I usually post it on anon. I love writing power exchange and power imbalance and power dynamics as a whole – I've written lots of lovely, consensual scenes with on-screen negotiation... and also several where the thorough-line of the scene is lack of communication to the point of toxicity, LMAO. It's definitely rare for me to write anything that could be reasonably considered "vanilla"

I also enjoy writing some omegaverse from time to time!

10. do you write crossovers?

Lots and lots and lots! the The Coldhands Project is my baby, that's a Danny Phantom x Rise of the Guardians crossover. My current WIP is Zorian Kazinski and the Unfulfilled Prophecy, a MoL x HP crossover. There was a point in my life were I really wanted to write a DSMP x Hermitcraft crossover, though that never ended up coming to fruition... and I've also written some DPxDC, though that's on anon :)

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge, though I suspect someone's been heavily inspired by my work before, to the point of it being noticeable. Not that I can say anything, since that would make me a massive hypocrite lol... I definitely did the same when I was a baby fanfic writer in middle school and didn't understand the consequences of my actions. Hence those orphaned works.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not to my knowledge!

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Nope -w-

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

Currently, it's definitely tompercy, and I've written upwards of 80k words about them... lol :3c

Of all time it probably would've been TNTduo if thinking about it these days didn't leave a sour taste in my mouth. I loved that ship for many years.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

I doubt I will ever finish nine years with you... but I love Daine/Numair deeply in my heart. It would just take a lot of effort and research, so I doubt I'll ever come back to it.

It'll be a miracle if I ever finish The Coldhands Project but I'm utterly determined to.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I love to do some heavy description to set the scene and mood, I love to do internal turmoil, and I love to write two characters who are insane about each other. And generally speaking, I'd say I can do a passable job at most scenes :)

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Actually so many. I really struggle with action scenes, whether the action be fighting or sex – I physically can't choreograph a sword fight, and how do you make thirty minutes of repetitive movement sound engaging? I really want to learn how to write intertwined plot lines, which I'm actively working on and attempting to write, but I'm forgetful as hell and it's hard for me to keep track of things... also, complex political intrigue isn't easy to come up with!

Finally, literally how do you write characters smarter than you? If they just think through things faster than average that's alright, because I can take as long as I want to think of what they would come up with in thirty seconds... but characters who just outright have more knowledge than you? Characters who are charming and charismatic, or excellent at reading social cues, when I'm incredibly asocial? Characters who are sharp, sarcastic, witty, and mean? I have such a hard time writing characters who know how to do things I'm absolutely clueless at.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I'm actually doing this right now for Zorian Kazinski and the Unfulfilled Prophecy!!! Although, Ikosian is a fictional language so of course, I can just make things up. I get to play around a lot with how linguistics and translations work – for example, Zorian initially translates the Ikosian word for mind magic into the English "mind magic"... because, of course, that's what it's called in the text of MoL. But there might be a scene coming up where he decides a more elegant word for it would be "psychomancy" – [psycho-] translating from the Ikosian "mind", and [-mancy] translating from the Ikosian "magic". Isn't that sick???

19. First fandom you wrote for?

The Avengers/MCU; I wrote parkner as well as irondad & spiderson stuff.

20. Favourite fic you've written?

I have a list of these on my AO3 profile so I'm copy-pasting from there... in no particular order:

Shaky Ground also known as Pit AU, a bedrock bros centric, 2b2t-inspired, character study fic w plot in the background

when trouble comes (I'll be by your side), a deity 3/4 SBI & human!Tommy character study w plot in the background (you're sensing a pattern here)

deal with the devil is a demon!Wilbur x bartender/witch!Quackity tntduo

golden light, and what comes with it, a writing style study that's also a Jamie Bennett character study... lol

all my tompercy/ASOR fics. Having to choose favorites between these would take a whole nother list because I have many, many favorites

Anyways nobody tagged me for this so anyone can do it, do whatever you want forever

[keepercast]

CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I FLIPPING LOVE YOUR PODCAST!!!!! I love hearing other people's opinions on the series!!!!! You guys are awesome for creating this!

Thank you so, so much!!! We really appreciate it-- both you listening, and you taking the time to drop us an ask. We love doing this podcast and getting to talk about the books, and we really love hearing from you all!!

And on this note, we'd like to remind everyone that our inbox is always open-- for comments, questions, headcanons that you think would interest us, anything. We do really love getting to hear from and talk to you all!

[spiderdudeposts]

Another new Star Wars lego build done while I was at home, I had to get this lego set after watching Bad Batch because its such a good show and I love Clone Force 99! 😁 Surprised there's no Omega though in the set, she's just as much a part of the Bad Batch as everyone else 🌌 ✨ 🌌 #badbatch #starwars #clonewars #cloneforce99 #lego #starwarslego #legostarwars #wrecker #tech #hunter #crosshair #echo #omega #starwarsfan #starwarsnerd #binerd #bisexualnerd (at Kamino) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVqVpldsTR-/?utm_medium=tumblr

[notinsufferable]

Harry: Get up, we're going.

Ron: Where?

Harry: To save the world.

Ron: Oh, is that all? Great.

[swingsetindecember]

Forgive me for stalking your blog, but I saw your post about how at -30 your nose bones freeze. Is that true??? Is that why when it’s real cold and I go outside I can suddenly feel the inside of my nose? But like, the inside where it like meets my skull?

well your mucous membrane is freezing. at a temperature of -28C, flesh will freeze in 15 minutes or less. 

[anzekopistar]

Self goal anon: if they didn’t then all you would have to do to stop a goal is to touch the puck in some way, which would make it almost impossible to ever score, because someone would just dive and put their foot or stick on it and they wouldn’t worry about where they deflected it. And imagine how bad the review would be if we had to review every scramble in front of the net to determine who touched the puck last to find out if it counts or not

That’s a really good point I didn’t think about, thank you! Hope this helps!

[starryandersen]

51, mat/tito please! Maybe like Ana getting her first period and them having to comfort her and explain stuff to her while also freaking out about it quietly to themselves???

51) “there is so much blood.”

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There are some things that Mat and Tito weren’t necessarily prepared for when it comes to parenting a daughter, and this has to be one of them. Tito had woken up first, so by the time Mat is blinking his eyes open he’s stumbling out of bed and running into the hallway. A scream had rattled the house, early on a Tuesday morning, way before any of their alarms go off. Mat swings his legs over the side of the bed, brain in panic mode as he follows his husband out of the room.

Ana is standing in the bathroom with the door closed, apparently locked, and Tito is knocking on the door. He appears much calmer than Mat feels, desperate to make sure his baby is okay. They can hear her muffled voice through the door, talking to herself as she rifles around the bathroom. Then, loud and clear, she shrieks: “There is so much blood!” Mat’s heart drops, and Tito’s face goes white.

“Ana, honey, open the door. What’s wrong? Did you hurt yourself?” Tito calls, trying the doorknob again. Mat rubs at his eyes, trying not to picture of the worst.

“Uh, well-” She calls back, and it sounds like something get knocked off of the bathroom counter. Some more rifling, and then the door opens, just a crack. She pokes her head out of the bathroom, looking thoroughly freaked out. “Can you call Aunt Liana? We’re having a bit of a problem.” Her cheeks are bright red and her hair is tied up in a lopsided bun.

“It’s like midnight over in BC, we can’t call her right now.” Mat explains, reaching out to steady himself against Tito’s back. She frowns, looking back over her shoulder and then glancing back at her dads. “What’s going on? You know you can tell us anything.” Ana groans, gently hitting her forehead against the door.

“I am menstruating.” She hisses, peeking over their shoulders to look down the hallway. If she’s worried about anyone else hearing, Miles is still fast asleep in his own room. Mat panics, thoughts going a mile a minute. He doesn’t know much about that shit to begin with, let alone how to handle it, not to mention the fact that they weren’t expecting this to happen for another year. He just kind of gapes.

“Oh, sweetheart,” Tito speaks up, nudging the door open a little more. Ana’s eyes widen, holding the door shut. “Mat, go call Liana. Then, go to the store and get what she tells you. I’ll stay here with Ana.” Tito instructs, then shakes Mat gently to get his feet unstuck from the floor. He starts moving mindlessly down the hallway, unable to form coherent thoughts as he reaches his phone on the bedside table. Thankfully, Liana answers after three rings.

“Mat, what’s up? It’s late here. Are you okay?” Liana drawls into the phone, her words still strung together like she’s just woken up. Mat drags a hand down his face, doing his best to phrase this the best. Instead, all of the words come out at once.

“Ana just got her period and I don’t know what to do.” He blurts, his voice sounding distressed, even to himself. Liana is silent for a moment, and then she laughs into the phone for a good twenty seconds. Mat sighs.

So, that’s how Mat ends up standing at the counter at CVS with various feminine products from the list that Liana had sent him and a bag of peanut butter M&M’s, smiling nervously at the cashier. Thankfully, the man looks like he completely understands, and is hasty with checking Mat out. He waves him off with a smile and a “good luck”. When Mat gets back to the house, just as the sun is peaking over the horizon, Tito and Ana are cuddled up on the couch, Ana tucked under his arm. She’s holding a mug with some whipped cream pillowed on the top as Tito whispers to her.

“Ana, honey, it’s completely normal. Most women have them.” He explains gently, adjusting his glasses and running his fingers through her hair. She frowns and shrugs her shoulders, taking a sip from her mug. “I know it doesn’t feel good though.”

“None of my friends have theirs yet, though!” She protests, dropping her head onto his shoulder. Tito nods gently, leaning his head gently on hers. Mat rounds the corner and holds up the plastic bag. Ana smiles weakly at him, reaching out for the bag. Mat produces the candy and hands it to her, dropping the bag on the coffee table. He settles down on her other side, holding her mug so she can open the M&M’s. He looks over at Tito, who looks exhausted, but content. Mat presses a kiss to his hand, and turns up the TV.

They’re gonna be okay.

[nicohischier]

I'm back! with a longer list: sens burner accounts; trotz won a cup with the caps and then promptly left the caps; bettman was inducted to the HHOF at the same time as O'Ree, which was not regarded as the best idea; brian burke wants more fighting/big hits; there was something about the canes trying and failing to find a gm?; the DSP incident in chicago; and then just a ton of strange trades, and gm and coach firings

wait whats the sens burner account thing?

[bisexualnerd]

I'm exhausted (because I drove like 100 kilometres back home on my motorbike today) so I just posted without checking anything (I hope I checked and edited it well the other day). So, here is the first part of a twoshot in the Collection:

Chapter's summary:

There is a new addition at the Manor. Dick is happy. Jason is wary. Alfred is supportive. Bruce is just… there.

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Have fun reading. I will write the next part next week (it's currently a national holiday where I live so I'm home and I want to spend time with my family), and hopefully, I can post it at the end of the week.

About Part Four, I hope to post it in the middle of next month, or sometime before the last 10 days of it.

I hope you're excited and will continue supporting the series, see you all later ❤️❤️❤️

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

i'm over all the stale days captured stuck in place

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/JkC7fNK by BisexualNerd Tim wanted to stay awake to work and this is the story of how his relationship with coffee (and energy drinks) evolved over the years. Someone should have noticed that he was not any more awake after having drunk coffee, right? And something just run in the family without every member even related. Words: 2305, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Stephanie Brown (mentioned) Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Duke Thomas, Duke Thomas & Jason Todd, it's literally everyone & everyone, but these are some of the more noticeable interactions Additional Tags: Neurodiversity, Bruce Wayne is autistic, Dick Grayson Has ADHD, Jason Todd Is Autistic, Cassandra Cain Has ADHD, Tim Drake is autistic, Tim Drake Has ADHD, Stephanie Brown Has ADHD, but it is only mentioned, Duke Thomas Is Dyslexic, Damian Wayne is Autistic, i can't believe i had to hand-type almost all of those tags, Family, Crack, it is a bit serious at first but then it gets more and more fun, Tim Drake Needs to Sleep, Synesthesia, but like just a little, in Tim's hallucinations, Dialogue Heavy, Good Parent Bruce Wayne read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/JkC7fNK

[andremarcusburky]

just wondering, if you say that uni would look better on a resume than college, have you looked at Uoft? or any of the Toronto uni's?

ive looked at seneca and humber, which seem like the cheaper options, i think they’re colleges? uoft seemed kinda expensive and i didnt find an organisation that had programs with them, which means i’d have to apply directly and do everything myself which seems like a whole ass process tbh

[hockeyknowitall]

This is probably more specific than you know, but do you know what airport the leafs fly out of in Toronto? I’d always assumed it was Pearson, but then I realized they do short-ish flights on small jets so it could be the island. Except some nights they fly out after games, and the island has a curfew that starts before the game would be done... So now I just have no clue whatsoever

This is based off of personal experience because I live in Toronto. I take Billy Bishop whenever I go to visit my parents in Boston and it’s very small. I can’t imagine they take the actual airport much but I know a lot of private planes leave out of there so I’m sure they might do something similar to that. That being said I’ve also gone through Pearson security with Toronto FC before which was a weird experience. Obviously they have a private plane and can probably leave out of both. I would be surprised if they go through Billy Bishop the normal way if they take it though. Also Pearson is not really in Toronto and Billy Bishop is right there. So I wouldn’t be surprised if they use the Island.

[screaming-apple]

I'm back again with the memes I haven't posted! (I was posting them on @bisexualnerd , it's my main blog. But now I have a new one for my Cdramas obsession!)

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(Like, I don't know if his mom is still alive bc it's been too long and I think they didn't even mention her in the show so, let's just take it as his mom is alive--)

(I just love Chaotic!Ji Jin. Like, you can see it clearly in the book.)

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(I think this sums up the show quite well. Zhu Yanlin, Ji Jin and Huang Song, the three on the front seats of whatever drama going on between Xie Liangchen and Gu Yanchen, and sometimes Shen Junshan.)

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I have a new fic out btw. It's a reincarnation fic with Xie Xiang/Gu Yanchen being the next lives of Lu Zhao Yao/Mo Qing.

Hope you guys will give me some support ❤