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artbymesa · 2 months ago

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A followup to this piece I did with Leviathan because apparently this was an inevitability LOL

I just feel like Shepard would fluster him more when presented with the opportunity to ease tension and this one was right there.

Granted I dunno how he reacts when he's not romanced but my goodness. Garrus seemed all but a half a step away from overstepping chain of command and begging her not to go down in that diving mech. Like, twice. Then seemed rather frantic when she came back up if you ask me 😅

(Panel by panel under cut)

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whumpacabra · 4 months ago

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A character waking up in bed, groggy and confused. They keep trying to turn off the alarm clock beside them - not realizing they’re in a hospital, and the alarm is sounding because something is wrong.

#whump #whump prompt #medical setting #hospital #confusion #disorientation #amnesia #beans speaks #when I woke up from my most recent surgery I was just. so bad at breathing.#I was so annoyed that the nurse in recovery one kept coming over and bothering me about a nasal cannula and stuff #in retrospect I remember hearing an alarm and seeing a red flashing light every time she came over #because. I kept forgetting to breathe.#I blame the fent and versed pre surgery I don’t even remember talking to the surgeon like an hour before the actual surgery.#me post surgery 🤝 my brother w opioids: how to breathe 101 for dummies extreme beginner

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eobe · 7 months ago

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I stole Captain Gregor's ,Flirtation Mask' for my next mission! 👀✨ The ALT text mission!

For those, who don‘t need the ALT text function: Did you notice, that additionally reading the ALT text and then having a second look on the artwork can change the intake of it massively? The artwork grows. Whispering the artists thoughts, murmuring the tales and adventures behind and broadens the sensing from a quartet onto a whole orchestra! ✨🎶 Depends on the ALT text of course

🫶 My mission goal is to bifrœst my sight of the images I see, not only with my limited drawing Padawan skills, but with words and feelings. So I bred fluffball-feathered-broody-caffeine-soft-hooting-owl 🦉 how to spread my art more and better, to make your eyes, your faces, your hearts, your souls shine 🌈✨

I’m challenging now myself to do at least one additional ALT text for my previous artworks every time I post a new piece of art. And the new pieces only with ALT text and not without anymore! ☝️🤓

If I'm lucky, I may sometimes get into a writing flow and then my brain go brrrrrt and I'll complete this mission faster, but that's really a matter of luck 🍀

If I'm not that lucky, I trawl and crawl through the Banyan-grove woods and Dagobah swamps of my brain on a desperate search for words... No, i won't, I attract and manifest the flow brrrrt ☕️☕️☕️

This might be a strange approach to do the ALT text task why can't I just ,l do the task until it's done with breaks and in time like a normal person’ but I have to circumvent my brain rain to reach the goal. And in ADHD cases this goes with dopamining. So I dopa-mine. Is that a word pun? Dopamine mining? ⛏️✨

The brain rain blockades (but only 3 % of them to not waste your time, absolutely no must read) ☔️

Why did I have not started at the very beginning?? Unknowingness doesn't justify, does it? That's not rhetorical, it's a social-community-rules-things struggle of mine

Am I bad to not thinking of it firstly, visual type of creature me? Should I get an eye bandana Hunter's bandana 🪶 to learn to treasure and appreciate my gift?

Is my English valid and vibrant enough to draw my artworks with words or is everything KAUDERWELSCH 🤯 (German for gibberish)

🙏 What do you think about my ALT text here for the ‚Flirtation mask?' 👀 Please tell me! Let me know! Roast it like a coffee bean! I want to LEARN and IMPROVE so badly, sharing the beautiful worlds my brain tends to roam in best quality 🤩🫶

ALT text description style inspired by the gorgeous template from @ireadwithmyears helping me with the ALT text for my Mayday appreciation artwork. I hope you like it? 🫶

The background story of Captain Gregor's ,Flirtation mask' you'll find here - it's fun brainrot ☝️😎

Taglist: @eclec-tech @lonewolflupe @bixlasagna @returnofthepineapple @sunshinesdaydream @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @vrycurious @dystopicjumpsuit

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icewindandboringhorror · 11 months ago

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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lil-beanz000 · 1 year ago

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Timothy deserves justice! So Rise Timothy is here, He strives to be a hero an save lives one person at a time, just in less dumdum ways~

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #vampire donnie #tmnt timothy #my art #lol blame banana-jar-studio they feed this vampire don addiction #-point- more to come~ cuz i cant stop thinking of more fun things for vampire donnie #srry for not being active in ask #am a busy bean #i needed a way to obtain blood for donnie #hence the birth of timothy

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bubbipond · 10 months ago

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Plawan's options:

A). Get a job while he slowly works on modeling.

B). Make a deal with a millionaire to enter a food competition in order to trick a famous chef into handing over his restaurant so said millionaire can turn it into condos.

C). Get a job.

D). Any job, literally any-single-one.

#I mean I don't blame him #but all this work is more than just working in an office lmao #Plawan is highly unhinged #sailubpon #this love doesn't have long beans #tldhlb

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smokszyvverstar · 4 months ago

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Would you still love me if i was a w̶o̶r̶m̶ dragon?

And below are sketches trying to redesign Dragohoho so he looks a bit more elegant fabulous bean

#found a free moment and used it on luisley #if i fail blame it on the beans #dragohoho's design is so hard to work with. why did Alphadream make him bald???? and why are his ear horn things so low?#eyehehehe new pfp #smok shrooms #mario and luigi #prince peasley #dragohoho #mario and luigi superstar saga #luisley #smok arts

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benisasoftboi · 2 years ago

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ChrisTrev not because of their personalities, or dynamic, or implied backstories, or the actors that play them, or really anything to do with them specifically as people at all, but because I work at an amateur theatre and I can think of few recipes for ridiculous chaotic hilarious disaster that are more potent than a director dating his head technician

#the goes wrong show #cornley polytechnic drama society #chris bean #trevor watson #christrev #the DRAMA at the post-production meetings! the staff would be gossiping for weeks!#only heightened by the fact that trevor seemingly does *all* the sections #yes he probably does screw up more than anyone but honestly can you really blame him under those circumstances #just take turns having someone sit out to run props for the week guys!#jk that would be highly unrealistic they’re actors.#god even though it’s exaggerated you really can tell mischief are actually familiar with the world they’re writing about #trevor watson realest techie representation ever put to screen. love this show

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vildo · 6 months ago

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#sean bean #sharpe #richard sharpe #sharpe series #90s #motivating myself to rewatch #not me thirsting over him for the billionth time #and am I to blame #actors #behind the scenes

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toki-toro · 8 months ago

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Give springtrap a teaspoon of salt. He'll die from the amount of flavor

Oh I forget he’s British. Salted chicken is like the equivalent of 500,000 scovilles to the average brit

This is a real image of Springtrap after eating a spoonful of salt. Poor thing.

#do you think his favourite food is beans and toast #honestly beans and toast is kinda fire so I wouldn’t blame him #fnaf

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beanghostprincess · 8 months ago

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Been waiting for your liveblogging about the newest chapter (the SanUso crumbs made me smile for u btw) okay but did you see the parallel between what Yasopp did and the whole thing that happened in Enis Lobby/Water 7 with Usopp and how it showed their stark differences as father and son and where their priorities lie? It's been making me crazyyy!! Like Yasopp destroying the ship and saying "no he still has to pay" and it being That Ship specifically vs the plight Usopp had with the Going Merry and how ships have souls and how Zoro said "no you can't let him come back unless he apologizes" etc etc etc...it killed me!

Additionally I'm sooo excited for the upcoming arc because Usopp fans (us) are going to be eating soooo good I can't wait to scream cry and throw up every chapter of Elbaf fr!

!!! I'm so happy you thought about me when seeing Sanuso crumbs 💛💙💛💙 They indeed made me cry of joy!!!

AND YES!!! With the newest chapter my mind has been plagued with Yasopp and Usopp thoughts. It has shown crucial differences between the two of them. Keep in mind that I don't agree in the slightest with what Yasopp has done, btw, but I'm also not talking shit about him in any way (yet) (just a little). But Usopp would have never done this. Sinking a ship for something that had already been settled with his captain and had no intention of mentioning again is unthinkable for him-- They've got different motivations and their captains are respected for different things, so I understand why Yasopp did what he did and why Usopp wouldn't. But still. The way they view respect and death seem to be extremely different and I can't wait to see more of their dynamic and parallels.

ME TOO!!!!! I'M SOO EXCITED FOR ELBAF!!!!! Begging Oda to give all the attention to Usopp. He deserves the world <3

#also i only blame yasopp for this bc it was his doing #shanks didn't seem to want to do anything to barto even if i also think he doesn't really care abt what yasopp has done #so if anything happens to my pookie i'm blaming yasopp #not really 'blaming' cuz i get why he did this however i feel personally attacked so idc #usopp my beloved i hope we get more of him #the day he sees his dad will be the day i decide if i like yasopp or not #one piece #yasopp #usopp #ask-bean!

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eobe · 7 months ago

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Edit January 2025: This is an old Masterlist now ☺️

Greetings wanderer, nice to meet you! ☕️🦉

come in and enjoy some art and talk 🫶🏼

Masterlist – sorted & linked

Regular updates! 👀

💀 The Bad Batch 💀

‚The Outpost’ // Mayday, Crosshair and the black ice vulture on Barton IV ❄️

‚Get Lula‘d!‘ // Wrecker annoys Crosshair with Lula 🃏

‚Come ˋere!‘ // Wrecker hugging Rex 🤗

‚Tech being Tech’ // Infodump mode activated 🤓 Quickdoodle

‚Mantell mix‘ // Echo sniffing suspect food 🍿 Quickdoodle

Hunter WIP // rare glance of him without his signature face tattoo, he‘s innocent! 😽

‚Clones. Brothers. Dads.‘ // Hunter and Cut Lawquane about to be a dad 🥹

‚Don‘t do it, Crosshair!‘ // Echo waiting for his cybernetics got cuddle attacked 🧶

Big sweater pile escalation // Poor Echo deserves a caf. Omega and his brothers crowding him and Batcher couldn't resist anymore. Gonky is happy too, Tech still tinkering somewhere 🧶

,Sniper in my office' // Crosshair is a cat and this is another proof 🐈‍⬛

🎳 Cantina fight series 🎳

‚OH YEAH!‘ // Wrecker starting the cantina fight 💣

‚Here comes the sun‘ – Part 1 // Get WRECKERED! Wrecker serving his deadliest hug to the soup clones💥

‚Here comes the sun‘ – Part 2 // Cantina soup is served! Poor Shinies beeing WRECKERED 😱

💙 The Clone Wars 💙

‚Brothers’ // Feral and Savage Opress 🔥

‚Dogma‘s decision‘ // Fives and Dogma. Umbara arc 💙

‚Fives and "Blues"‘ // Fives with the drunk blue eyed clone at 79's 💙

‚Savage survived‘ // Sober from Sith vibes with a yellow double-bladed lightsaber 🔥

‚Fives laughing at Jesse‘ // Jesse is not amused. Umbara arc 💙

‚Staring contest‘ // Commander Wolffe almost growling 🐺

‚Oh Captain my Captain‘ // Captain Rex slightly blushing 💙

,Rex with long hair' // He considered a topknot and a Weequay braid in a joke 💙

👀 Captain Gregor‘s faces project 👀

Part 1 // The shocked face 😨

Part 2 // The uh-oh face 😒

Part 3 // The hurtful chuckle face 😬

Part 4 // ‚Insubordinate plebe‘ 🤨

Part 5 // The caught-watching-him faces 😉

Part 6 // The ‚flirtation mask‘ 😎

🙏 Underrated clones 🙏

‚Most stylish clone’ // Captain Keeli! (My very first clone drawing)

‚One man army but chuckling‘ // Captain Gregor!

‚Man bun’ vs. ‚Open hair’ Part 1 & 2 // Tup!

‚Long hair‘ Part 3 // Tup!

‚Respect is something to be earned‘ // Mayday!

‚Icy eyes‘ // Edge! The blue eyed clone

‚Sneaky fingers‘ // Hardcase!

„Odd Ball“ // Davijaan! This is his true name!

‚Helplessness‘ // Commander Fox!

‚Paragon’ // Sergeant O‘Niner!

✨ Inspiration & Appreciation artworks ✨

‚Chess game‘ // Echo vs. Crosshair ♟️ inspired by this gorgeous artwork of @thora-sniper

‚Chess game‘ // en detail ♟️

‚Lazy day’ 🫧 // based on this amazing artist humor comic of @chiliger

Captain Keeli full armor // 100 Follower Celebration 🎉

‚Echo in the rain‘ // fanart for ‚Starstruck‘ of @isthereanechoinhere96

‚Hunter in the woods‘ 🪶 // Hunter portrait and tattoo close up for @lonewolflupe

‚Owly day‘🦉 // Brooding over ideas and solutions… fuzzy and hooting on a clone trooper helmet with caf (honor to my moots)

,I ♥️ caf' // Commander Fox! Have you ever tried caf with spice?

,The last stand – Heroes of Ryloth' // Captain Keeli and General Di fight scene / 200 Follower Celebration 🎉

‚Clanker day‘ // I‘m a fallen, headless clanker today. Kriff.

☘️ Original art ☘️

,Peaking Luigi' // my cat peaks over the edge of my desktop to paw my pencil. Unforeseen continuation is another Star Wars The Bad Batch artwork 😁 ,Sniper in my office'

☕️ Eobe thoughts, rambles and deep talk ☕️

📜 The lesson of the artwork in a room // the way of art helping me steadily solve some problems

📜 About my software & brushes // Never ask an artist about their tools ☝️🤓 Tech infodump mode activated

📜 The ALT text mission // Peppering my art with my thoughts and the stories behind for more than just a nice view

Tag list concept

DM me, if you want to be tagged to stay tuned! 🤩 Of course multiple choice is possible or just tell me for which character or topic you want to be tagged for example ‚Captain Keeli‘ or ‚clones‘ ☺️

Star Wars (universal)

The Clone Wars

The Bad Batch

Characters

Dividers?

Free to use and share them, just tag me – Thank you 🤩 If I am in the mood I'll do some more and create a list for them.

Current mission

Appropriate and vibrant ALT text for my artworks! 📖

Next (maybe) drawing projects

Our favorite clones but long haired and bearded 😎

Maybe AU crossover? Tup, the Winter Soldier? Shall I touch this boat… 👀🙈

Face close ups. Focussing on sparkling eyes 🤩 and (blissfully crosshatched) tattoos 🫠

Armor-up (ARC or RC) and Glow-up for our favorite clones ✨ OC armor design. Drawing Padawan army since I achieved more than a companie of followers ✨

my litte crazy chickens, owls, cats and cute and crazy stuff (part of my art studio subbranding project ‚hendlz‘) 👀 still too shy to launch

DM me what you want to see!

About me

☘️ Drawing Padawan. Restarted drawing on 3rd September 2024.

☘️ Art style: Sketchy, shading and lining. Maybe not able to shut off crossshading and too big shining eyes. Sometimes trying something new.

☘️ Huge fan of Star Wars, especially The Clone Wars / The Bad Batch and some other fandoms like Tolkien universe since I was a child.

☘️ Love nature, mugs of caf or choc, deep talks & ramblings, feel free to kindly stop my infodumping, if too much.

☘️ AuDHD and positive mindset armorer, feel free to ask everything (respect is mutual) or get a hug (TBB Wrecker style) 🫶🏼

☘️ Main objective: make people‘s eyes shine 🤩

Growth struggles ❤️‍🩹

Sometimes I‘m not able to react or answer instantly, because I do not always understand the between the lines and freeze with error 502 bad gateway until the world ends! 🥶 So If you think, there should be a reaction from my side, please help me, reach out to me and don’t let me down 🙈🫶🏼

And… ☺️

Please be patient, English is not my mother tongue and I process data differently (TBB Tech kind of alternate operating system internally) 🦋 Feel free to bring up gently when I put my foot in 🙈

I don‘t have any expections here but respect, no pressures and having a good and soul-soothing time for everyone ☺️🙏🏼

Enjoy yourself, stay healthy and grow patiently into your essence ☺️

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theangrypomeranian · 1 year ago

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me when I remember how Mickey stood up for the kids in the Bob’s Burgers movie

#bob's burgers #the bob's burgers movie #bobs burgers #the bobs burgers movie #mickey bob's burgers #mickey bobs burgers #lucky ducks #pom ponders #LOOK #i love him okay #and I've been having a lot of Feelings TM about him lately #blame caboose lmao #but seriously him standing for the kids makes me frickin emo #he's such a good bean!!

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itsallaboutbl · 9 months ago

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same Methas, same. It hurts 😭💔

#can't blame him. he doesn't know anything besides money :(((( he doesn't know what to do without using money #this was him trying to stay close to JJ :(((((#but now i'm really curious what Methas will do next to make up to JJ 😍😍#methasjj #this love doesn't have long beans #love no long beans #esme comments

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x22817 · 11 months ago

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This was the least crowded block of the farmers market. We had just gotten freshly made Woofles (apple cinnamon puppy waffles) and decided to head home. You can practically hear her saying, "Those are mine. I know they are. You had me pick them out. Can I have one now?"

I'm going to keep pushing myself to video us. It's hard for me to multi-task, and it makes me horribly uncomfortable. It also worries me that I am not paying enough attention to her. A big part of my training was to use her as a grounding technique, so I get very anxious when I use my phone.

But, I want to better our heel and start to learn more tricks. Watching the videos of us will help me see things from a different angle and hopefully help me improve.

I did miscommunicate with her that we were turning right and stopping at the crosswalk. I can not get mad at her for something that's my fault. At least we didn't run into anyone or anything!

We don't have to be perfect

#beans beans the magickal fruit #WAFFLES #I don't blame her for looking at the waffles while we walked #there were also lots of dogs over there too #I don't mind her looking as long as she keeps checking in with me and stays in position #she was really good with multiple dogs lunging at her throughout our adventure #I do not understand people who bring dog aggressive dogs to places like this #prong collar e collar gentle leader and a harness #and your dog is still getting away from you #service dog #dogblr #dogs of tumblr #doggo

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marshmellowtea · 7 months ago

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cornley members with just mommy issues: sandra

cornley members with just daddy issues: annie

cornley members with both mommy and daddy issues: chris, robert, vanessa

cornley members with issues that wouldn't necessarily be described as mommy or daddy issues but they were fucked up by their parents nonetheless: dennis, jonathan, max

cornley members with healthy relationships with their parents: trevor

#ran by my brother @bisethbullock so if you disagree with any of these blame him lmao #the goes wrong show #sandra wilkinson #annie twilloil #chris bean #robert grove #vanessa wilcock wynn carroway #dennis tyde #jonathan harris #max bennett #trevor watson #marshy speaks

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