#bluby rose

[howlingday]

Bluby: (Sitting quietly)

Jaune: (Reading next to her)

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Bleiss: (Watching from a distance) Argh! Why's he not shoving his dick down her throat?!

Weiss: Because he'd only do that if you asked him to.

Bleiss: Okay, then why hasn't she asked him to?!

Ruby: Because she doesn't want anyone to.

Bleiss: What?! Okay, then I'll do it my-

Ruby/Weiss: NO!

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Bluby: ...I'm sorry.

Jaune: Hm? For what?

Bluby: I'm boring you, aren't I? That's why you're reading.

Jaune: Huh? No, I'm reading because I thought you wanted to be left alone.

Bluby: I didn't say that.

Jaune: Well, no, but I asked if you wanted to do anything and you said, "No."

Bluby: Oh...

Jaune: Do you... want to talk now?

Bluby: About what?

Jaune: Anything. The weather. The news. What you like, or don't like.

Bluby: Even... Even cartoons?

Jaune: Sure! We can talk about cartoons! What's your favorite cartoon?

Bluby: Well...

[rwac96]

Bleiss' solution to cheer up Bluby, get fucked by Jaune a threesome with herself. Does it work for her?

(about that...)

Bluby: *eyes Jaune up & down* "Nah."

Bleiss: "What do you mean 'nah'?!"

Bluby: "I don't wanna get involved in your weird and twisted tryst, Bleiss."

Jaune: "Uh, hey...Bleiss, why's there a Blue Ruby?"

Bleiss: *sighs* "Long story, Darling. Blu, you need to get dick!"

Bluby: *shakes her head* "Sorry, Bleiss, I don't feel like being a third wheel in your raunchy sex life."

Bleiss: *groans* "Gawds! Do you even have a type?!"

Bluby: *shrugs her shoulders* "What would be the point? Who would love a color-swap fake?"

Jaune: *worried* "Bleiss, take her to a therapist."

Bleiss: *flutters her eyelashes at Jaune* "Darling--."

Jaune: "An actual therapist!"

[hmvw2015]

Bluby Rose, anyone?

Inspired by the QnA Vtuber event at 2023/4 RTX.

I imagined that Ruby asked Weiss if she could try on one of her outfits, with the latter reluctantly complying.

[reashot]

Hey I don't like your girlfriend and I think you need a new one...

Sequel to:

Ruby: Jaune can we talk?

Jaune: I don't want to right now Ruby maybe some other time.

Ruby: Please Jaune we need to talk about what happened before.

Jaune: There's nothing to talk about Ruby we were drugged and we were not in the right mind. Whatever we said or did we didn't mean it. So it's better if we forget about it.

Ruby: But Jaune I do lov....

Jaune: I know Ruby... I know. And I do to.

I just think we should have some time to process it.

*burst through the door*

Bleiss: Hey, hey! What up jailbait. And hello to you too handsome. 😘

Jaune: (internally screaming)

Ruby: Bleiss?! What the hell are you doing here?

Bleiss: I'm just in the area and I decided want to play with you and Jaune... *getting the stuffing smacked out off her*

??? : ....

Jaune: You?

Ruby: Hey you must be Bleiss friend, nice to meet you... You look kinda familiar have we met?

???: .... I-I'm, I'm...

Bleiss: (that's because she is you stupid.) Sorry to cut in, but as you can see my cute leader is kind of shy.

Ruby: Oh there's no need to be shy. I won't bite. But seriously though, why are you so familiar. *walks closer to her clone*

??? : Uhhhh.... *hide behind Jaune*

Jaune: I guess she's not comfortable talking to people. And I never got to say this to you before but I owe you for saving me.... *gaze at Ruby's twin*

???: Jaune....

Ruby:

[good-rwbyaus]

I learned today that Tumblr posts are limited to only 100 inline links. I also learned that if I keep doing this I will probably vomit blood.

I think what I'll do later is just dedicated mod posts for the AUs, though Mod Green will probably need 1 or 2 or 3 posts lol.

I've been skipping one / two-liners mostly. But if you really want to seek them, you can use the mod's personal tag to search for them.

Currently, the post range of this post is March 24th 2021 to November 15th 2019.

Mod Green

Ozcury AU - Mercury's training Ruby.

Ozcury AU - Fight at Haven with Oz-Mercury in the middle.

Crack/Reference to unknown?!Adam is a total fanboy of Summer Rose and discovers he just maimed her stepdaughter.

DevilMayCry!AU - Distant cousin Dante drops by for a visit to the Schnees.

Ozcury AU - Instead of Oscar's head, Ozpin ends up in Mercury's!

AU where Raven isn't a coward - which makes her into an overly enthusiastic mom

Weapon Souls AU - Crescent Rose is Ruby's twin.

Konosuba!AU Aqua Weiss + Megumin Ruby

Weapon Souls AU - Crocea Mors acting as Jaune's mom much to his annoyance.

Konosuba!AU Darkness!Pyrrha explaining why she likes Jaune.

Weapon Souls AU - ModAsk: Huntsmen weapons have human forms a la Soul Eater

Jaune gets no respect AU (Dangerfield AU?)

Ruby unintentionally steals Emerald and Mercury through sincere kidness

AU where armor does what it's supposed to do. And why Jaune is seen is a tough guy.

GrimmPyrrhaAU! - A clone of Pyrrha that sorta ends up defecting.

AU where the filler villain adam is cut out

SaturdayMorningCartoonVillain!Salem AU - Ozpin suffers.

Ben10!Mercury AU

Ironwood calls for backup for Mantle. Master Chief, Duke Nukem, and Doomguy show.

Nicholas Schnee is still alive. Visit Vytal to see the grandkids.

Bluby x Jaune shipping

Bluby x Jaune shipping

AU where the heroes save the world by wearing the tingle outfit from BoTW.

AU where Watts has a crippling Pokemon Go addiction.

Jaune is recruited to teach Ruby to dance for her wedding!

Emerald Schnee AU!

Tyrian developed a fear of Ruby after she maimed him. Discovers her again at the Rally.

Mr. Taurus Grinch Song.

Aura-amp AU! Ruby and Weiss get an unfortunate speed boost.

Conspiracy!Raven meets Penny

ModsInRemnantAU!

Mod Yellow

All of Yellow's most recent posts till 2019-ish.

Mod Lilac

The Things Jaune Arc (and the rest of Team Remnant) are not allowed to do at Beacon Academy (post-saving the world)

Evil Ozpin AU - Picking the Kids Up

The Vytal Campaign (RWBY is a DND campaign)! - Salem and Ozpin play out the Lost Fable.

MetalDong69 - Crack!AU where Salem gives up her plans for consquest because she got addicted to FortKnight. Ironwood is her greatest online rival.

Blake's Book Trade - Blake never becomes a Huntress and becomes a bookstore owner instead.

Medical Intern AU - Jaune never becomes a Hunter and becomes an medical intern instead. (pt 1b)

Crack!Like an Oz (to the beat of Like a Boss)

Becoming AU - Ruby mistakenly believed to be a secret professor at Beacon - Pyrrha's perspective

Rising Snow AU - Pieces 12-14 - Where Whitley had been keeping the company viable since he was young - Meeting "Acacia"

Becoming AU - Ruby being made an offer she can't refuse - aka Weapon / Weapon Maintenance Club.

Crack!Glynda Runs an OnlyFans account???? - not as nsft as it sounds.

JAUNE IM GOING TO KILL YOU - Jaune's semblance is to make other people turn into harem protagonists. Blake suffers.

Someone asks a stupid question while Salem is trying to ask Jinn her questions.

Rising Snow AU - Pieces 10-11

Destiny AU - Epilogue: Oscar

Becoming AU - Perspective: Yang's POV on Ruby being mistaken for a Professor.

Becoming AU - Perspective: Weiss

Becoming AU - Start - Crack(taken Seriously)!Ruby is mistaken for a Beacon professor and Ozpin just rolls with it.Uncle Crow AU - Pt 2

Uncle Crow AU - Pt 1

Rising Snow AU - 7-9

Rising Snow AU - Crack!Beginning: Whitley is the sole reason why the SDC is up and running.

Of Caerbannog - Crack!Why you don't piss off Velvet Scarlatina

Team STRQ - Loudly observing at two girls' competing affections for the same guy is bad for your health.

FullmetalAlchemistAU! Reenactment of the Chimera scene. (I'm sorry.)

Actors and Actresses AU - convincing - blake convincing yang.

Actors and Actresses AU - first interview with lisa - weiss

Scatter - Summer kills Salem. It doesn't take. - incomplete

House!AU - Dr. Arc - incorrect quotes style

AccidentalMastermindAU!Salem - the Rainforests of Vacuo

Be Careful Who You Blackmail AU - Jaune and Cardin have a heart to heart in Forever Fall.

big brother jaune to Oscar and Whitley AU

Other - Submission

Planeswarden AU - watcher-servant

DevilMayCry AU! Dante and Winter cousins that don't get along - random-reborn

Aura-Amp AU! Jaune accidentally brings Blake's clone to life. - pandemic-smiles

[bloodraven55]

Every day I thank all the gods that the RWBY fandom is so imaginative with ship names because otherwise:

Bumbleby would be Yake or Blang

White Rose would be Reiss or Wuby

Freezerburn would be Yeiss or Wang

Monochrome would be Bleiss or Wake

Ladybug would be Rake or Bluby

Arkos would be Jyrrha or Paune

Martial Arcs would be Jen or Raune

Nuts and Dolts would be Runny or Puby

Catmeleon would be Iliake or Blilia

Crosshares would be Voco or Celvet

Cinnabun would be Yatset or Velvuhashi

White Knight would be Jeiss or Waune

Sunflakes would be Wun or Seiss

Seamonkeys would be Nun or Sneptune

Anyway I think I’ve made my point.

[rwac96]

The first time Bluby called Jaune her Pleasure Baby in front of the others. How did that go? Does she tell the others the truth?

Bluby: *hugs Jaune* "Hi, Pleasure Baby!"

*Teams RWBY & _NPR stare in shock and awe*

Jaune: *laughs nervously* "Bluby...heheheheh, n-nice to see you too."

Weiss: "No! NOOO!!!"

Ruby: *pales* "Gods, what did Bleiss teach her?"

Blake: *cringe* "And the cuteness has died."

Yang: "Welp, my new sister just got corrupted."

Nora: "Awww, she's Jaune-Jaune's cu--."

Ren: "Nora. No! Just...no."

Pyrrha: *visibly unamused* "Oh, y-you must be Bluby." *internally* 'Gods, above! Not another one!'

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Ruby!

???: Haaah... Not again...

Jaune: Huh? You okay? Also, did you get a new robe?

???: I'm not Ruby...

Bluby: I'm her sister, Bluby...

Jaune: Oh, nice to meet you, Bluby. I didn't know Ruby had another sister.

Bluby: I'm so easily forgettable, so I understand...

Jaune: I don't think you're forgettable.

Bluby: Yes, I am. Everything about me is so forgettable. Just quiet, little Bluby...

Jaune: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna remember this conversation because of how much of an idiot I am for making you feel bad.

Bluby: So you're gonna remember me because of how bad I ruined our first meeting? That figures...

Jaune: What?! No, no, I- Hah... Look, why don't we start over? Hi, I'm Jaune Arc, and you are?

Bluby: I'm Bluby Rose. Like I just told you. I've already been forgotten...

Jaune: Oh, geez...

[rwac96]

No wait, let Bleiss cook. What is her plan?

Bleiss: *confident* "Simple: Get Bluby some dick."

Bluby: "Didn't I already tell you--?"

Bleiss: "Blu, no self-deprecation. I'm trying to get ya some happiness."

Bluby: "I would say this' nice, but I don't deserve it."

Bleiss: *facepalms* "Blu, please. Just...please, let me get you some cock."

[rwac96]

Similar but Different (RWBY Shitpost)

Weiss: *annoyed* "I swear, you're a constant headache."

Ruby: "C'mon, Weiss! I'm just gettin' ya to try a hamburger. No need to be so down."

Weiss: "I prefer not to be eating greasy food."

Bleiss: *far away* "Fucking dammit, Blu! You are a fucking downer!"

*Ruby & Weiss turn to see Bleiss Gele...and a girl who looks like a blue version of Ruby*

Bluby: *picks at her food* "I'm just saying this stuff will make you fat. And please don't reply with 'phat'."

Bleiss: *groans* "Ugh! Can we go somewhere without you bringing down the fucking vibe?!"

Weiss: *confused* "BLEISS?!"

Ruby: "What are you doing with my clone?"

Bleiss: "Well, I've been trying to cheer her dreary ass up! And thaaank you for reminding her she ain't the real Jailbait, Jailbait."

Bluby: *turns to Ruby & Weiss, waving to the pair* "Hello reminder of my memories and life being fake."

Ruby: "Bluby, no! You're more than The Observer's soldier. You're your own person."

Weiss: "I still can't believe she returned to Remnant with us."

[rwac96]

(Prompt, Original Stud Clones) Bluby is usually so sad and down on herself. So when she finally feels pleasure for the first time, she gets really into it, which is getting fucked by Jaune. Make her as wild as you can.

Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!-Platt!

Bluby Rose, the duplicate of Ruby Rose, was usually downtrodden and depressed. Ever since she arrived on Remnant, she isolated herself despite Team RWBY's attempts to get her to fit into society. Despite the clone forming somewhat of a companionship with Weiss' vulgar twin, the Blue Rose still saw herself as nothing but a puppet with no purpose since the death of The Observer. But, at that moment, she finally felt pleasure for the first time in her life. Bluby was naked, underneath the thrusting Jaune, feeling his manhood pumping in and out of her womanhood.

"Aaaahh, yesss!!" The Blue Rose wailed at the top of her lungs, gripping the bedsheets beneath her. "I--Oooh, I love this! I love you!!"

"Hnnngh, f-feeling better?' The aspiring swordsman inquires as he bucks his hips back and forth against her shapely, jiggling rear.

"M-More than better," Bluby replies, rolling her sapphire eyes upward. "Aaaaahh, this is what euphoria's like!!"

[rwac96]

How smug is Bleiss when Bluby enjoys that dick, getting all loud like that? It seems like she was right once again.

Bleiss: *smug, stripping out of her clothes* "Very smug~."

Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!

Bluby: *naked, in a mating press* "AAAAHHH~!! DON'T STOP, PLEASURE BABY! OOOHH, YESSS!!"

Jaune: *naked, thrusting* "Nnngh! M-My name's Jaune--Hnngh!!"

Bluby: *wraps her legs around Jaune's waist* "UHHH!! YOUR NAME'S PLEASURE BABY--HAAAAAHHH!!"

[rwac96]

Well I mean, it helped Bleiss with her past problems and it could work Bluby. She should give it a shot and if it doesn't work, alright. If it does work, then she needs more of it.

Come on Bluby, ride that dick.

Bluby: *skeptical* "Better? Is that even the right word?"

Bleiss: *grabs Bluby's skirt* "Bitch, at least take the dick!" *lifts up her skirt* "Oh, Darling~!" *smacks Bluby's ass*

Bluby: *blushes, shrieks* "SERIOUSLY?! The fuck, Bleiss!?"

Jaune: *eyes Bluby butt* "I gotta say, it does look shapely." *approaches the pair*

Bluby: *blinks at Jaune* "I...well--."

Bleiss: "Just take the compliment and dick!"

Bluby: *annoyed* "Bleiss, it's my first time--Ooohhh~!!"

*Jaune has his jeans tugged down, plunging his cock in Bluby and taking her virginity, bucking his hips back and forth*

Pwalp!...Pwalp!...Pwalp!...Pwalp!...Pwalp!...Pwalp!

Bluby: *moans* "Oooh~!! T-This is sex~?--Aaaahhh!!!"

[good-rwbyaus]

So are we able to make Jaune asks again? If so can we get more Jaune x Bluby stuff? That was both cute and wholesome to me.

Sure ~ Green

Jaune: *is sad*

Bluby: *sees Jaune is sad*

Jaune: *deep sigh*

Bluby:...*gets some twinkies and sit in his lap after playing their favorite movie*

Jaune: *smiles a little*

Bluby: *smiles back* This time I get to make you smile.

Jaune: Thanks Bluby.

Bluby: *kisses his cheek*

[good-rwbyaus]

Can we get more Bluby lancaster?

You may ~ Green

Bluby: *sniffles*

Jaune: *puts Zwei in her lap*

Zwei: *licks her*

Bluby: *smiles a little*

Jaune: *sits next to Bluby and kisses her cheek and feeds her bluberries*

Bluby: *nuzzles*