#blue lock incorrect quotes

[delusionalpolo]

Rin : "That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me."

Isagi : "Yes she does."

Sae : "Yes she does."

You : "Yes I do."

[correct-gay-soccer-players]

Isagi, about Rin: I can fix him.

Sae: Please don't, it took so much work to fuck him up like this.

[annzera]

Y/N got a puppy

Kaiser: It's not even that cute

Y/N: Why? Are you jealous?

Kaiser: Me? Jealous? Ha!

Few Moments Later

Kaiser: Listen here you attention thief

The puppy look at Kaiser while panting and and wagging his tail cutely: ARF!!

[maniacparrot]

*Me and Shidou arguing on who is the hotter Itoshi*

Shidou : "Are you blind!? Sae is clearly much hotter!"

Me : "Not with that hairline."

Shidou : "NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT!"

*Sae and Rin watching from a distance* : "Idiots"

[verysium]

isagi: i made tea.

rin: i don't want tea.

isagi: i know. this tea is for me, not you.

rin: why are you telling me this?

isagi: it is a conversation starter.

rin: that's a lousy conversation starter.

isagi: but we are conversing.

[chodzacaparodia]

When I saw this quote from yearbook online, I thought, "Hey, this could fit a character from Blue Lock!" But when I wanted to make this meme, I realized that it fits many characters from Blue Lock…

Let's face it

[nex-ture]

Blue Lock as things people have said in Discord

Ness: I'm sorry for being a little bitch.

Kaiser: Good.

[sasdavvero]

via @/shark.spotlight on instagram

[gwennevlis]

Kaiser, seeing 4 different versions of Isagi: god, I can't fuck all of you

Kaiser: fuck with*

Kaiser: autocorrect

Isagi(s):

Isagi(s): this is a spoken conversation

[ykimiya]

Isagi: There's no way Bachria likes me back. Rin: That moron would throw himself in front of a moving car for you. Isagi: He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

[opalescentidiot]

isagi: battle axe?

nagi: upper cut?

chigiri: disembowelment?

barou: guys i was a baby? my first word was dada.

[woyoyw]

Blue lock incorrect quotes

Kaiser: *Gently taps table*

Isagi: *Taps back*

Reo, whispering: What are they doing?

Chigiri: Morse code.

Kaiser, smirking: *Aggressively taps table*

Isagi: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE-

[correct-gay-soccer-players]

Isagi: The floor is lava!

Karasu: *helps Hiori onto the counter*

Sae: *kicks Shido off the sofa*

Rin: *lays on the floor*

Isagi: ...Are you okay?

Rin: No.

[annzera]

Kaiser: I am superior and there is no one that will tell me what to do—

Y/N: *exist*

Kaiser: well they are an exception—

[starryhunbun]

Isagi: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Nagi: *sits on the floor*

Chigiri: *kneels down*

Barou: *crouches down*

Isagi: I hate all of you

A normal day during the second selection.

[verysium]

shidou: so did you lose your virginity yet?

sae: no.

shidou: why not?

sae: because i never lose.