#bluh

[lilcowzia]

the bigger i get, the more referring to myself as chubby makes me feel all tingly lol like im begging to be corrected, yanno? like "chubby" the whale just called herself chubby, does she even look in the mirror? i hardly see someone That big outside of TLC, who is she kidding?

[fxa]

polls reveal just how many people use tumblr without interacting with posts. these polls with 100k votes but 10k reblogs, if that... it's been obvious for a few years just how many people have come from other websites and refuse to learn how to use tumblr based on the reblog to like ratio skyrocketing in likes' favor (when reblogs used to be higher than likes on popular posts) but seeing these actual numbers revealed by polls (since few can resist voting on a poll) is crazy

[mituna]

[th1yper]

— Little guys big guy.

[designatedkilljoy]

can you tell ii put iin 2ome 2ort of effort wiith thii2 one

[5hrignold]

yeah uh How have i never noticed him doing this before in my entire life

[seraphicghost]

Switched! AU part 7

start / prev / next or read it here

went back to longer updates since no one really reads it :p

reminder there is weekly updates on p/treon!

[drizzlederg]

Imagine if the Mystery Flesh Pit was real and one day the Pokemon Company announced an entire game in a region geographically based on Texas

[lilcowzia]

fat loves you so much that it will never leave you, and you should be happy abt that 💕

[mituna]

would you play her campaign

[suremango]

So if chips favorite color is yellow,

And gillion's is blue,

And chips magic is fire which is technically yellow,

And gillion's healing magic is blue..

Would that make jay's favorite color green ?

[campfire-collective]

[pizzpizzapizzo]

another stupid theory thing here we go

this one's about Noise and Noisette

so i know, alright, i KNOW that them looking so much alike, and having similar names is just a cartoon thing. like Chipmunks and Chipettes. whatever. And i reckon that the Noise reacting to Noisette's affections with either tired acceptance (the chocolate corncob comic) or fear (all their other canon interactions) is a "wife bad" gag with not much thought put behind it. But goddamit it if i didn't just try to apply logic to this whole thing and here's what my tired brain has come up with:

theory #1

the similarities are intentional. They were a couple before they were famous, and so they crafted their looks and possibly legally changed their names to reflect their dynamic duo status. And you know what? with how both Noise and Noisette seem to possess at least limited shapeshifting powers i'd say it's not impossible they'd fashioned even their faces to be alike

Noise's reactions to his gf could then be part of a bit they've agreed to play. Or maybe they're going through some shit, idk. Somebody give them marital counselling

tehory #2

the similarities are intentional, but only on Noisette's side. Presuming that Noise got popular before he got into a relationship, Noisette could've been a fan and a winner of a "become the female counterpart" contest that the network was running. Like, remember the Nostalgia Chick situation? or those weird "date a celebrity" shows? kind of a mix of those.

Noise then probably didn't bother to read the whole contract when he gave the OK to that project or smth

theory #last one i promise

the similarities are... unintentional??? yep. why not ig. The stars aligned and two look-alikes chose similar stage names when going into showbiz. Then they learned of each other and instead of (or after) beefing over who copied who decided to boost both of their popularity by getting into a relationship.

now, this relationship could be entirely fake (until it maybe isn't, ohoho) but Noisette is a method actor whereas Noise absolutely wasn't ready to play the part off-camera

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also this isn't connected to anything but uhhhh regarding Noisette's real name - it seems Hazel is the most popular fanon, and i like the name and i get why. BUT WHAT IF! what if we take the same principle that turned "Theodore Noise" into "The Noise" and apply the name-turns-into-article trick to Noisette? except French? Which would make her La Noisette, and La could be the shortened form for a bunch of female names. My favourite option is Laurene b/c it looks so normal. kinda fancy even. About as fitting as "Theodore" is for Noise

ok that's all i had, goodnight

[alternitavely]

Some fallen angel Aziraphale + Crowley doodles

I hc fallen Aziraphale to be ram affiliated :0

[askdarkriders]