#bluie gets an ask poggers

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vex scar allay grian my beloved. im imagining grian, a little nervous and flustered, going to cub to ask about vex courting rituals to try and figure out how to start courting scar. stuff like showing u can provide, protect, and collect magic. que grian just kind of. constantly killing mobs for scar, collecting almost dead animals and dragging them over to scar, throwing xp bottles at him. except scar doesnt know vex courting, his instincts r like. into it but hes like wtf is up with grian

Scar being so oblivious goin to talk to Cub about stuff Grian has done cuz huh its weird isnt it? Cub giving him the most deadpanned look ever

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In my married Scarian AU, it’s a bet. Grian was definitely like “there’s no way you (Scar) won’t tell everyone basically immediately” and Scar went “aight, bet.” So it became a competition to who could keep the fact that they’re married a secret the longest (Grian with Evo (minus Pearl) and Scar with Hermitcraft (minus Cub)). Although once they were both on Hermitcraft it ended up becoming how close they can get to revealing it without revealing it.

The bet has been changed multiple times and more stakes were added. They are very competitive and are determined to win.

YEAH I love the bet au for their marriage so much!!!

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Grian wearing his wedding band around his neck because it's "easier" for him and he doesn't risk breaking it while working. One day he takes off the sweater and one of the Hermits that was helping him just notices and is like "you're married ??? What ???", The rumour goes around quick up until Cub mentions it to Scar who's like "Well, i know, he's my husband". And Cub has to take a double take here because wdym HUSBAND ?

Turns out, people assumed Scar's ring wasn't actually a wedding ring because he's usually incapable of keeping something so big to himself - 🤘

Cub: Sorry man.. Grian is married, I know how much you liked him

Scar: ... I'm his husband Cub

Cub: ........ WHAT?!

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idea: pirate!Scar saw pirate!Grian in lethal danger or dying when the ship was sinking and spoke a prayer to offer Grian to the aquatic!Watchers so he would be turned into a magical siren or sea-fairy and get to keep living

the adjustment period takes a while, so that's why they aren't currently hanging out and why Scar is pretending Grian is dead. He's not actually dead, he just Drowned

oh my gods he turns into a siren- Scar telling everyone hes died but just giving Grian time to adjust to his new circumstances

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I got to pirates smp an hour late and then had to dip before the stream ended nonetheless I was watching Scar's POV and now I'm having Scarian thoughts.

Mostly spoiler free all I really share is a mention of Scar's faction.

-@scitties-enjoyer

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Scar drops the anchor on his boat. It's not much now, but one day he'll have something grand, he's sure of it. He hops down onto the rocky shore and picks his way inland.

In hindsight, maybe a single knife was not the right weapon, but Scar doesn't have anything better. Yet.

Scroll, scroll.. where was- Ah

Scar spends more than a moment reading the piece of paper... 'return to the mainland with the head of the isle's monster for 300 gold'

Yep, that's a good deal. Hopefully.

Unless it's something really vicious in which case, Scar is absolutely being ripped off here. Goddamn inflation.

Again, all he has is a knife.

This is... fine, probably.

Scar can hear Jellie meowing from his ship "I'll be back before you know it!" He reassures his cat.

It takes hours. He scours the island at least twice, with no success.

Then he spots a cave he didn't notice before, stepping in to an animal den of some kind where... a bird creature is goring the wolves.

Yeah this is ... fine actually. Mhm, definitely fine. Definitely not terrifying.

It's even more fine when the creature looks up at the sound of Scar's presence, dark eyes locking with his before it scrambles back in fear, wings braced around itself as if that can possibly protect it from him.

Scar makes a reckless decision, carefully putting his knife down behind himself. He's not completely stupid, if the bird-thing makes a lunge for his knife, he's dead.

Scar had been expecting an animal, not something that had the intelligence of a human. And Scar knows what it feels like to be hunted - or, knew once - so in a moment of uncharacteristic gentleness he's opening his heart to this so-called monster.

"Do you understand me?" Scar asks, softly.

The creature flinches at the sound of his voice. So it's that bad...

"I was sent to bring back your head. But neither of us want that."

The thing curls tighter around itself.

"My name is Scar. If we play our cards right we can get the reward money without you getting hurt."

The bird hisses. Which is progress, in Scar's eyes.

"I know how you feel, I do. If you come with me- if you come aboard my ship, you'll be safer." Scar feels a little faint, thinking of how mercilessly some of the other pirates would no doubt have already slaughtered this bird in Scar's shoes. "You could be my bird! Every pirate needs a bird!"

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It's three days back to the kestrels' tavern base of operations. Or, it should be. It ends up taking Scar around a week, because Grian - the bird creature has a name! - doesn't quite have his sea legs yet so they have to stop at this island and that island and then Grian has to hide from other pirates

.Grian had gotten washed up after they left the cave, and it turns out that he's completely adorable under all that blood and viscera. Scar thinks it's very unfair that he can't just spend hours watching Grian, and instead has to steer his little ship.

Grian spends his time on the boat playing with Jellie, and honestly it warms Scar's heart.

It's one such stop where Grian finally accepts more than the bare minimum of physical contact necessary from Scar. It's particularly cold that night, sleeping under the stars, and Grian huddles up to Scar for warmth, burying his face in Scar's hair.

After that, it's like a switch has been flicked in Grian's brain. He's constantly latched onto Scar's arm, or perched on top of his hats, or his shoulder, asking questions.

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Insert continued falling in love here I've run out of traction. Anyway the quest loophole Scar had *worked* so they do get the reward money

OOOOH BROOO THIS IS SO CUTE. PIRATE SCAR TAKING A CONTRACT TO KILL A CREATURE

And it being birb Grian- AAAAH this is so good Scitties. I love it so VERY MUCH

It takes awhile for Grian to come out of his shell fully and start speaking to Scar- he's started with the physical touch and protectiveness because Scar's his flock now

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I feel like with how hermitcraft just kind of is. A Tubbo raised by Scar and Grian would not be so traumatized.

Kinda like. Not taking everything lightly, exactly, but not exactly bothered by things either because a lot of hermitcraft's typical Tuesday type shenanigans are like ten times more terrifying than DSMP.

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Tommy sighed, "you're on your last life now. Of course I'm worried."

"Dude, if I loose all my lives I'll just go somewhere else. We'll go somewhere else. Another server." Tubbo stopped in the path, crouching to try and get the attention of some random cat.

"I don't think Dream would let you leave."

The cat was easily lured over, and rubbed itself against Tubbo's hand. "How would he stop me, really?" Tubbo slipped a piece of paper under the Cat's collar.

Was that even a cat? It looked like a cat but something seemed wrong.

"How would he stop you? Tubbo, we've all tried to leave the server!"

"And Jellie got in. So there's a way out." Tubbo picked up the not-cat so they could carry on walking. "And even if- Even if we can't find it, I'm sure my dads can."

"Tubbo... at some point we just have to accept-"

"I refuse." Tubbo let the cat go, and she quickly disappeared from existence. "Jellie got in, and she got out, that means there's a way. And I will find it and I will tear it open with my bare fucking hands if I have to."

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A clock ticked. The living room felt heavy, even with joyous pictures of Tubbo smiling with various strangers on every surface.

Grian sighed, and slumped in his seat. "I'm impressed."

Tubbo cocked his head and yeah, yeah, Ranboo could kind of see the similar mannerisms now. "Are you sure?"

"Void magic is dangerous. Not TNT dangerous or Wither dangerous- could kill you dangerous."

"And Tubbo used it and he was fine, oh, I'm so proud."

Grian sighed again, and stuck his foot out to stop Scar wheeling towards Tubbo. Scar pouted as he rolled back an inch.

"I didn't really have many options." Tubbo grinned.

"I could have gotten you..." Grian stopped, staring into space as he considered his next words. "I'm proud. That was stupid, but I'm proud. I'm glad you're safe."

"Thank you." Tubbo smiled softer now.

"You're grounded though, oh my god- and that includes. Look at me, that includes not helping me with any pranks."

"Dad!!"

"Pranks?" Tommy asked.

"We're releasing a wither in the perimeter." Grian said.

Ranboo's heart dropped.

"Oh come on, can't I even watch? I haven't seen the perimeter!"

"That's not a prank." Ranboo said.

Scar laughed, "Of course it's a prank."

And suddenly Tubbo's 'everything is fine' attitude made a lot more sense. It wasn't trauma and repression, Tubbo was genuinely okay.

IM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND ESIJHBRAGerfaEIJKGALKJA this is everything dear anon.. this is just everything. This is now in my head forever, that Tubbo is genuinely OK and happy. Because of the life he had before DSMP, he knows there is more to life than DSMP. and now he just wants to help his friends see that and heal

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Hello Bluie and followers! I’m having thoughts again. Specifically, I was going some of my favorite old reliable scarian tropes and taking some time to indulge in them and I had a question. In the “scarian have been married for years, possibly since even before Grian joined Hermitcraft, but nobody knew” trope, why did nobody know? Can you seriously tell me that Scar “Look at my husband he’s so handsome I love him so much” Goodtimes wouldn’t take every opportunity to tell people about Grian? And so I thought about it, and came to a conclusion.

The conclusion is that the decision to get married happened after Grian accepted the invitation to join Hermitcraft, which causes Scar to have a bit of a dilemma. He wants to invite all his friends to his wedding, but since they’re going to Grian’s future server-mates he doesn’t want their first impression of him to be “Scar’s husband.” Except he also doesn’t want to wait because he loves Grian so much and want to marry him right now.

Grian proposes a compromise: they can get married now, have a super small wedding, and then after Grian’s gotten to know everybody on his own terms they can break the news and have the huge awesome wedding that Scar wants.

So they do! The wedding consists of Grian and Scar (obviously) Cub and Pearl as best men (Cub knew about Grian from the start, he was the one who had to put up with all of Scar’s rambling about how absolutely perfect Grian is, have you seen this picture of us? Look at him, I love him so much. Incidentally, this is why Scar never told anyone else earlier: he talked about Grian so much with Cub, he never realized that he never said anything to anyone else) and Mumbo officiating. Mumbo isn’t quite sure how he ended up in that role, but neither of them could agree on whose best man he would be since he was friends with both of them, and besides, he’s the one who introduced them is the first place so he should be the one to marry them. Is he at all qualified? Probably not, but it’s the thought that counts.

Oh and also in this… AU? I guess it’s an AU. Anyway, in this version of events evo is just a fun experiment with a little bit of role play. Grian as the admin constructed all of the Watcher towers in creative as fun puzzles for his friends to solve, then played along and “figured out” the riddles himself if it seemed like people were getting stuck. Everyone knew about and was on board with this because who doesn’t love a little bit of role play now and again? When Grian announced that he was leaving the server to be on Hermitcraft full time, they all got together and decided that in their little story he was going to be kidnapped by the Watchers and they would all mourn him appropriately. They threw him a preemptive funeral as a going away party. Cue Martyn:

“My good friend Grian passed away yesterday.”

“One, we decided I’m getting kidnapped. Two, that’s tomorrow. Three, quit talking about me like I’m not here.”

“Sometimes I can still hear his voice 🥺”

OOOOH I LOVE THIS IDEA!!! It fits it well, cuz youre so right about Scar “Look at my husband he’s so handsome I love him so much” Goodtimes- he wouldnt have been able to keep his mouth shut ajkfdshjdf

THE EVO BIT IS PERFECT

[bluiex]

“theyre for your secret soulmate”i feel like grian and scars relationship in DL is misunderstood, in my eyes. alot of emphasis is placed on grian supposedly cheating on scar with BigB, and while this is a valid interpretation i feel like we need to take into account his interactions with his other teammates in Last Life as well as 3L. The impression that grian is unloyal to scar in DL would assume first his is loyal to scar. this is not my impression. 1.

tbh i just skimmed through this, i need a tldr now adays- I dont got the energy to read this much (sorry king @-@) BUT you make good points from what i see! I dont really have an opinion on the matter anymore. Though my past opinions about DL are somewhere in my mess of a blog XD if you so wish to seek it out!

[bluiex]

some daddy scarian for youu

".. where are you going?" Grian murmurs, rubbing his eyes, trying to wake himself up. Scar smiles, before adjusting the blanket and comforter on his husband, "Just gonna check on the baby."

"Why don't you bring her in? Cuddles." Grian yawns, already sprawling out on the bed.

Scar rolls his eyes, "Okay, okay." He presses a quick kiss to his forehead, before he leaves their shared room, the door shutting softly behind him. Grian rolls over to his bedside table, sparing a glance at the digital alarm clock that reads 7:40, before rummaging through his bedside dresser. He grabs one of the spare pacifiers in there, and sets it on top of the bedside table. He sinks back into bed, sighing contently, as he burrows back in the mess of blankets. It feels like ages before Scar comes back, but with no baby in hand.

Grian peeks his head up from the blankets, "Where's the baby?"

Scar smiles, pulling out his phone, and settling down next to his husband, "Look."

Grian takes the phone for himself, and immediately recognizes the baby and Jellie. The feline is curled right next to their baby, sleeping soundly. Grian coos, "Oh my god."

"Right? You can hear Jellie purring all the way from the hall!" Scar smiles dopey, running a hand through his hair.

Grian is quick to scramble out of bed. "Where are you going?" Scar calls, as he watches from the bedside, as his husband walks to the door.

"I wanna see her and Jellie, duh."

"Wait for me!"

WAAAAHH JELLIE AND THE BABY SOUNDS SO CUTE

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Avian Grian being a jealous birb who clings to his very pretty mates arm (Scarlet) because she’s drop dead gorgeous, she’s stunning, she’s beautiful and people kind of stare and Grian’s wings puff up and he’s all protective. Wing wrapping around her to keep her warm and close to his side, glaring at the competition.

Grian wanting to show off his goreous amazing gf but also hide here away cuz PRETTY GF PRETT YGF PRETTY MATE

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Here’s the fluff <3

Mumbo walked down the dirt path of the park, smiling up at the stars. Scar was right, he really did need to take more time off. He yelped when he nearly tripped over what he thought was a rock but, on closer examination, was a small grey cat.

“Oh, hello.” Mumbo murmured, crouching down. “Who do you belong to?”

The cat purred, rolling onto her side at Mumbo’s feet. “Well, aren’t you a sweet little thing?” He hummed, “you don’t seem to have a collar..” Mumbo carefully reached out to stroke the cat’s fur, fingers gliding over her soft coat. He glanced around the dark to see if anyone could own this cat- no one seemed to be around. He sighed softly. “You seem pretty comfortable with people.” Mumbo said, voice warm. “Do you have an owner? A home?”

The cat meowed and blinked up at him, offering no further explanation. Mumbo sighed with a smile and sat down fully, scratching her behind the ears.

“hey mumbOWHAT IS THAT” Scar jumped back, having just teleported over.

“… a cat?” Mumbo held up the stray

Scar tentatively reached a hand out. “Woaahh” he whispered, “you mortals make the best things.”

The cat meowed and rubbed into Scar’s hand.

“This is so weird. Why is she squishy. And soft. Oh my gosh I think I’m in love. Mumbo, I'm replacing you.” Scar had never seen a cat before. “We’re keeping her. She’s soft like jelly. Her name is Jellie.” He nodded with finality, looking up at his mortal.

Mumbo couldn’t help but chuckle. “Yeah?” He laughed, shaking his head. “Come on, love. You can’t replace me that easily.” He teased, “But I’m glad you like her. She seems to have taken a liking to you as well.”

Mumbo walked home next to Scar, rolling his eyes affectionately as the demon rambled on and on about the kitten.

“She’s perfect, Mumbo. Look at her!” Scar held her up, her green eyes glinting in the low light of night. “She’s adorable.”

“She’s got you wrapped around her little paw, huh?” Mumbo chuckled

Scar gave a sharp-toothed grin, holding Jellie up to his face to kiss her nose. She licked his face. “You don’t understand, darling. Did you hear how she purred when I scratched behind her ears? Music to my rotten soul.” He hummed.

Mumbo smiled again, shaking his head in amusement. “I’m glad you two have hit it off so well. I didn’t expect you to be such a fan of cats!”

Scar looked at Mumbo with mock indignation. “You learn something new every day, my dear! And today we have learned that cats are the most wonderful creatures in this mortal realm.”

“Mumbo you’re officially my second favourite mortal.” Scar announced as they laid in bed. Jellie was taking a nap on the demon. “My daughter is going to be horrible. She will level cities and bring her wrath down upon the innocent.” He held her up.

Jellie meowed, upset at being woken up

“My little demonling” he cooed. “You’re going to kill so many when you grow up big and strong.”

She bapped his face with her paw.

“See?” Scar giggled. “Evil. I love it.”

-💚

"You mortals make the best things"

BLESS DEMON SCAR UWAH THIS IS REALLY CUTE

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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I like to think that,in the moment during the robot fight that the Bottercup actually did defeat the Goat,that Grian and Scar just launch themselves at Mumbo,smothering him in kisses and praising him to the point that Mumbo was bright red for the rest of the day.

AWW that'd be so so cute

They're just so proud of Mumbo

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Scarian idea but just Grian seen as a monster, he hides in his cave in the forest and just wants to be left alone because everyone is scared of him and finds him terrifying.

One day the prettiest elf Grian has ever seen in his entire life stumbles into his forest, hurt, and despite Grian’s better judgment, he takes the elf in and nurses him back to health (Scar)

And Scar is the first person not to be scared of him and gives him a chance and looks at him with such love and affection and eventually poor Grian wants this sweet elf all to himself, he wants Scar to become his life partner (and Scar is happy about it)

Scar waking up from his injuries to this monster Grian hovering over him, watchful eyes on him

Scar ofc is shocked at first but is quick to realize this creature helped him and they start talking as he gets more strength

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The fact that they’re all excited to call each other buttercup is so cute. I’m dying, I love them so much. My mumscarian heart is so happy

I KNOW RIIIGGHHTT

Its the besT EVER they all justt call each otther Buttercup now QoQ

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I did have a dream that scar became a king of roses (I don't know why roses but the red look great on them) anyway he ask his knights to look for someone to be his bride. I remember seeing grian in a red dress.

Sadly I don't remember what happened next in the dream. I just know that I got invited to the wedding.

AMAZING. Man imagine, Grian walking in, in the prettiest of red dresses, bowing to his king, saying "thank you for picking me to be your bride, My King". And Scar is just so smitten then and there- getting up to pull Grian up into a stance, cupping his cheek giving Grian the brightest smile and telling him "to please call me Scar"

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cats rub their faces against people/things to claim them as their territory

i of course propose cat hybrid scar and scarian hehe 😌

Scar loves to nuzzle into Grian's neck and cheek, making sure his scents all over him <3