#bojanp

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Store Worker: Would a “Bojan” please come to the front desk?

Bojan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Adele and Nathalie: I believe they belong to you?

Adele and Nathalie, simultaneously: We got lost.

Bojan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

[techyblogger]

Question Regarding Footprints https://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/ayaoag/question_regarding_footprints/

Hey everyone.

Recently I've started doing SEO for the first time and I'm learning on the go.

I've choosen easy keyword for ranking which is giving results already and that's boosting my moral.

However, there are still things I need to learn as I'm going through this.

One thing that came to my mind is leaving footprints.

I use VPN while creating backlinks but do emails count as footprints as well?

For example, I'm creating two web 2.0 properties:

Webly blog created with Email 1 and IP 1

Blogger page created with Email 1 and IP 2

You can see I used different IP's but same emails for creating accounts. Will Google know it's me in this case, or it's just about the IP?

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[windowm4k1a6]

Why do Jews watch porn backwards?

Why do Jews watch porn backwards?

Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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[winrepl0l1l0]

I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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Lara: I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.

Bojan: What the fuck?

Daniel: She's having an idea.

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Bojan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Isa: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Bojan: Stop.

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Isa: Wait, people actually tell their crushes they like them?

Bojan: Uh, yes? What the hell do you do?

Isa: I die, obviously. What kinda question is that?

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Nathalie: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Bojan:

Nathalie: Oh, right. The lying.

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Ody: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Lara: Have everyone stand.

Bojan: Bring three more chairs!

Nikolaj: The most important ones can sit down.

Kai: Kill three.

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Nikolaj: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Isa: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bojan: A realist sees a freight train.

Lukaszf: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks

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Bojan: I just need you to stay calm.

Kati: Nah. I’m gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

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Lukaszf: Chefs kiss? …do they? Do they really?

Isa: The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that

Kai: You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Ody: What’s upstairs? They can’t talk!

Bojan: “Based”? Based on what?

Yvi: Apartment complex? I find it quite simple

Lara: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does…

Lukas: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza gonna get a job now??

Daniel: You’re telling me a ginger bred this man!?

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Bojan: Hey, what are you doing later?

Nathalie: More like who am I doing later, amiright?

Bojan:

Nathalie:

Nathalie: No one, I'm free, what's up?

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Nikolaj: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?”

Bojan: Knife to the throat?

Daniel: Gun to the back?

Lukaszf: Poison in his cup?

Nikolaj: You’re all horrible

Nikolaj: The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch.

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Bojan: I have the sharpest memory, name one time I've forgotten something

Daniel: You left me and Nikolaj in a Rewe parking lot at 2am a day ago 

Bojan: I did that on purpose, try again

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Bojan: My future partner must be brave, strong, smart, and

Isa: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely* 

Bojan: That one. I want that one.