drawing eight legs on a horse is so silly and annoying and i was thinking about how they could be more like... spooky astrally projected legs that only appear when said horse is walking between worlds
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Favorite BB design detail: the way that eye colors are used for things like scars, noses, and inner bits (ears and tongue). No idea if this is a Basic Ass drawing trick I've simply never encountered, but much every time I see it I pog. It just looks so, so good.
It's an intentional style choice because I'm from the 2000s and I still have not mentally recovered from that one funny forum avatar of a cat with matching neon eyes and tongue licking a screen. Irreparable damage to my psyche. At heart I will always just be a sparkledog.
The tip to making them pop even more is to pick a secondary color that's more saturated, maybe even move around on the color wheel a little bit. Especially when you're coloring yellow eyes-- if you add a second color that's a bit more orange, it makes the color read as golden.
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cringe brainrot cod thought but Alien!au Simon Riley where he's a retired veteran who takes on a job of being freelance security which means accompanying a collection of scientists led but some capitalist billionaire onto an non-domesticated planet where they all inevitably get picked off one by one until he's the only one left to find their murderer is an alien gal who wants to be left the FUCK alone on her planet. Builds a little hut deep in the forest and learns if he leaves her alone she'll leave his alone on separate sides of the world- eventually they fuck idk what to tell you.
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Worst part of working at Fazbear Ent.? Definitely the customer service parts.
Second worst part? Having to clean up after various mysterious "workplace accidents."
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// sam (or at least er verse sam) definitely has a tier list of his best to worst customers, with the very bottom of it having been permanently reserved by anastasia the tarnished eater.
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“I don’t remember inviting her,” Aaron snapped.
Betsy Dobson stopped a few feet away in her meticulously pressed blouse and slacks, expression mild. The courtroom hallway bustled with activity, lined by rows of benches where people awaited their turn in front of the judge. “I apologize for the intrusion,” she said. “I assure you, I will be quiet as a mouse. You’ll forget I’m even here.”
Aaron’s poisonous glare swung around their small group, seeking someone to blame. Neil tugged at his collar, high and uncomfortably starched, as Aaron landed, inevitably, on him.
“I never said you could bring a plus one,” he hissed.
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Borrowed Time chapter 22 is up!!
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Could I interest you in a sneaky little gardener nando au snippet from the upcoming chapter, perhaps?
...“Hmmm,” Fernando mutters, assessing the scene before him. “Looks like an animal got to these.”
Lance doesn't answer. It wasn't a question anyway so he doesn't need to answer, right? Or does it look guilty, saying nothing at a time like this? The silent culprit. He's overthinking...
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Eli Roth or Rob Zombie?
it's TWENTY TWENTY cunting FOUR and people out there still blazing hot takes about the art-jock mall horror auteurs who've been droppin' loads since Bush's first term in office?
like, shouldn't y'all have moved on to (and gone beyond) Gaspar Noe and Takashi Miike by now? not to mention deep-diving into the rabbit holes populated by the grindhouse exploitation gems and grody European / Asian torture cinema that Roth and Zombie pilfer from?
it's not even that hard to find that shit anymore.
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radium girls is on my to read list and every time i hear about the shit that happened with radium and how it killed people its like my worst fucking nightmare good lord
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Hihiii! I have appeared with an invisible microphone up to you (you seem very talk to me idk why- could be your banner on your profile hmm) Jonah and Lorraine? What’s their deal? (/nf ask ofc :]])
People like commenting on my banners and I just realized both my main and side have fucked up Markipliers. Hm.
Also. Cracks knuckles. Ok this will probably be NONSENSE I am very tired but here's a fucking run down ( maybe I'll add tomorrow/later idk)
Jonah and Lorraine are two of my OCS that are in this circle of my Darling Wonderful OCS aka the ones I actively think about and make content for. They're in the same realm as Dulcie and Eli and Marley and Vio. Which is to say My Main Ocs.
They're also the select few that have a story/narrative of some kind! Of which I'd like to one day actually write or make comics for.
The basics of Jonah is that she's essentially a super soldier experiment, not being "finished" but the newest model that's being worked on. All lab grown, not a "real person" and therefore is not treated as such. She's made as an organic war machine and is extremely strong and durable; tear tanks and armies apart with her bare hands strong and durable. But she's also INSANELY dehumanized and abused within her facility to the point where she's just kind of. Completely apathetic and numb and permanently in a Fight state of being as a defensive mechanism.
She ends up turning on the facility during a regular trial run of her progress and she SLAUGHTERS most of the lab and facility workers. She escapes the facility and doesn't really have anywhere to go so she just Picks Somewhere. She ends up escaping to a city and climbing through a random window post-carnage and meeting Zach. A random fucking English major who can't really do anything about this massive murder woman who is now in his place.
Her entire thing is that she's learning what it means to be human while dealing with A: trauma and PTSD from Everything and B: a government desperate trying to get her back. Big Woman enjoyers who want someone severely emotionally stunted and permanently stressed out but trying her best may like her. Also she's bisexual and her blood is BRIGHT pink.
Lorraine is a chieftess of a sky island that floats over The Abyss, governing it with her two brothers. She basically oversees the safety of the villages and makes sure people are fed and tended to. Things have been getting hard though, as the island keeps crumbling little by little, and the island seems to have been falling apart faster after Lorraine's father died and she took over. She ends up getting betrayed by one of her brother's and challenges to a duel because he blames her for things sucking really bad + he's jealouuuuussss.
Lorraine loses the duel and gets stabbed through the gut with the family spear ( which has lightning magic fun fact ) and physically KICKED over the side of the island by her brother. She falls and falls and falls, spear STILL INSIDE HER, and she falls into The Abyss, which is like. An infinitely stretching void way below the island. If you fall over the edge, you aren't coming back.
But Lorraine falls into The Abyss. And wakes up. In a fucked up new world that is mangled and twisted and decaying. She gets attacked by some [creatures I haven't named yet ValleyStalkers idk] and manages to fight them off with her spear, but just barely. She faints bc of blood loss + exhaustion + lightning magic. But THEN. PLOT TWIST BITCH SHE JUST DRAGGED INTO A LITTLE ROCK SHELTER BY A LITTLE GIRL. PEOPLE CAN LIVE DOWN HERE.
Lorraine gets nursed back to health by this young girl and Lorraine is hellbent on clawing her way back up to the island and slaughtering her brother for his betrayal. And she adopts the girl and sets off on a journey to leave The Abyss. Also she's like in her 40's-50's and is a cool trans woman with a wife. For my woman enjoyers who like a stern and commanding lady who is also very sweet and sacrificial. Also who has a kickass lightning spear passed through her family's lineage.
Lorraine's lore document is collecting dust as we speak but I'd like to finalize some lore of the worldbuilding + Abyss, as well as OTHER CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T MENTIONED BC THE STORY NEEDS DEVELOPED. Jonah doesn't have a lore document yet bc I'm. Lazy.
Thumbs up!! This is like. The general overview of them. My beautiful amazing battle women.
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sorry if you’re gonna cannibalize my body can you at least cry while you’re doing it :/
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Getting over my posting shame(?) and unabashedly posting my glorified ramble drawings.
Cecil, readjusting to his role as a more impartial and glorified bookkeeper for the other death gods/figures of power: Great, I can do that.
Cecil, when those other non-death gods decide to Not be impartial and even try to rope in a literal child into their business: Wait, I don't think that's legal.
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Tbh I still want to know if Frey could ever potentially transform into a dragon (ideally temporarily lol) since she has the same magic abilities as Cinta and the same pain in the ass demon attached to her who apparently grants Dragon Transformation Powers
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"new" wishlist idea. under cut bc of rambling (naturally)
been itching to plot out something in the horror genre lately. reading into folklore such as Jorōgumo or Noppera-bō is largely what inspired the idea.
really interested in the idea of Kimi as a literal man-eater.
a shapeshifting monster/demon/spirit/whathaveyou posing as a beautiful woman just to lure unfortunate men to their deaths.
even more interested in plotting out a scene or storyline in which she encounters an individual who equals or surpasses her in power/intelligence, perhaps unphased by her attempts at hypnosis. give her a challenge. or even a reason to believe you're undeserving of meeting a carnivorous end.
alternatively, give me a situation akin to a twisted fairytale. Kimiko as a little cabin-dwelling wife, the village "herbalist" [witch, lol] with some prestigious husband/wife. strangely, townsfolk are starting to go missing. why would anyone suspect the sweet wife of the [townleader/whatever]? give me the moment where her husband/wife finds out-- the drama! the confliction of whether to turn her in and burn her at the stake.. or to continue to feed her insatiable hunger.
absolutely wouldn't be opposed for any of these ideas to branch down a path where said individual transforms this fear and disgust of the man-eating Kimiko into an ardent devotion. help feed her despite the blood it gets on your hands, because what's the point of love if it doesn't look at least a little like worship? 👀
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Shout out to the "I hate steak" pals. I too literally hate it, like I will eat it if theres literally nothing else but after I'm like eeewwwwwy
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⋆ closed starter for @smokedfires › sydney and gabriel.
sydney never expected to settle in to a town like crescent shore, having left a place similar to it when she turned eighteen and swearing to never return. after traveling along the west coast for years in hopes of finding a decent job, this is where she ultimately ended up. a quaint little town with beautiful scenery surrounding it. maybe this is what she needed, a break from the bustling cities she’s previously lived in to give her mind a break. she’s never had the chance to slow down and allow herself to just live. never stopped long enough to consider that option. crescent shore ended up not being what she initially thought, since the town is currently in the midst of a horrific homicide case. so much so that there was talk of some fancy detective coming in to help the sheriff find the answers he can’t seem to detect on his own. for the first time in ages, sydney feels passionate about her career, which is why her show is doing phenomenally well. seems as if there were plenty of skeletons in the closet here in crescent shore, and every day a new one came to light. leans back in her chair, staring at the lit up motherboard in front of her as she contemplates the rest of her day. she is taken out of her thoughts as the door opens from behind the glass that separated the studio from the lounge area. an unfamiliar man steps through and she sits up in her chair. “ can i help you? ” she presses a small red button and leans into the microphone, question ringing out from the intercom that is in the room he just entered.
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