#both ronnys are valid but book ronny is infinitely funnier

[closedcoffins]

show ronny schiatto: silence your insignificant incantations. i entered the room from the very first second the thought of my being came into your minds. i am the darkness in your thoughts. you are foolish to call me a demon. i hear every word you speak, especially those you speak inside your own head. foolish mortals. you could never comprehend me. but i am generous and will allow just one of you.... the knowledge behind immortality.

book ronny schiatto: just by the way have you ever MET an angel because if you havent then what makes you think im a demon?? well no matter. oh yeah dont mind that i say well no matter its just a vocal tic. well actually its not a vocal tic because im talking in your head. well no matter. anyway you guys wanna be immortal huh. well. no matter