#boyfriend meme

[aitu]

hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. no, no one needs permission to use him in their published works. people are publishing books about him being in love with his best friend now. sorry. i'm so sorry.

[morninkim]

yeah sorry, you're not gonna have the context for him immediately. might have to scroll a bit first. yeah. sorry.

[asmolbirb]

hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.

[prokopetz]

Per experimental protocol we cannot disclose whether your boyfriend is part of the test group or part of the control group, nor can we comment on the likelihood of his inclusion in either cohort; suffice it to say that it's possible that we're sorry about your boyfriend.

[going-to-superhell]

hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.

[irate-iguana]

Sorry, but we’re burying your girlfriend alive. Yeah, she decided that the laws of Zeus take precedence over the laws of the state. Your father’s trapping her in a cave in punishment for giving her brother a burial. I mean, you can try to talk him out of it, but good luck. So sorry.

[blessedwithpolls]

I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along

[otogiritobi]

hey uhm sorry to tell you this but i got your boyfriend as a persona mask and i guillotined him. yeah to make him into a more powerful persona. no he's a sexy floating lady now, sorry.

[starshapedfruits]

hey um hate to tell you this but we put bugs in your boyfriend. yeah he's completely corrupted. you should probably put him out of commission and debug him. sorry for the inconvenience.

[tippenfunkaport]

hey sorry but we put your boyfriend in a glue trap. yeah no, i don't really get it either. no no it's just like the meme of the week. yeah, he's pretty stuck in there. sorry. I'm so sorry.

[troublemakergalaxy]

yeah sorry your boyfriend died... yeah he was beat to death... it was by a bunch of cat paws from his mutuals... yeah... sorry man

[fracnkie]

Sorry I erased your boyfriend from our timeline

I’m sorry not to tell you in person. I know you won’t have remembered him, heck, you might even have a different boyfriend. I’ve been too afraid to check. I just needed to say this because I was the one that caused the accident at the lab. He wasn’t even supposed to be there. He was really cool.

[morninkim]

yeah sorry, we reblogged your boyfriend in the wrong order. sorry.

[fuckboyzuko]

Hey it's about your boyfriend. Yeah sorry, we sent him to the Shadow Realm. Just in the dub, though. In the sub he's dead.

[a-long-furby]

Your boyfriend? Yeah he caught the sand pest. No yeah he's eating lemon slices and buying drugs from the town children. I'm so so sorry, his utopian dreams got him here, no yeah the immortality ones.

[theridgebeyond]

sorry, your boyfriend's lips got stuck in a gate. yeah, we kind of all just laughed while we waited for the fire department to get him out with a crowbar. he's in lip rehab now, actually, with a Polish kid named Oskar who got stung by a bee right on the lip. he might even learn a new word in Polish. sorry.