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marzipanandminutiae · 16 days

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"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

#fashion #clothing #modern clothing is NOT practical. it may seem like it on the surface but we've moved so far from #actual practicality that if you take one step out of the system it breaks down #and we need to change the entire system for our own health and the good of the planet #I'm not saying everyone has to dress full historical stylistically! but. we need to bring back some TECHNOLOGIES our ancestors used

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barblaz-arts · 5 months

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Picked out my favorite looks from my sketches and now they're going on a date

#wip #their height difference drives me insane btw #im not normal about it #charlie breaking her back just to kiss vaggie #im aware Vaggie's look would look better with heels but i feel like that's where she draw the line at femme clothing #like that woman definitely hates heels #tho i might look up cuter flats later #(sorry fashion isn't my strong suit)#hazbin hotel #chaggie

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hinamie · 2 months

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close again and closer still

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oh-wow-im-still-here · 6 months

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Luo Binghe pov fics that have him be amused or confounded by his silly shizun are the best actually. I know his rose tinted glasses of affection are basically opaque, but you cannot tell me the silly goofy wackiness that is shen yuan does not peak through and throw binghe off his rhythm at times. During his disciple days he definitely thought "he's so smart and yet so dumb at the same time. Is anyone gonna take care of him?" And didnt wait for an answer.

#when he first started living in the bamboo house and would watch sqq stare at the wall for hours in bafflement #or seeing all the times sqq trips or breaks smth #that man is not tidy AT ALL either #it paints an interesting picture for binghe during his first week living in the side room #“well now i GOTTA make all his meals do all his laundry clean his house do his paperwork pick out his clothes brush his hair--”#svsss #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #scum villain's self saving system

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steakcreature · 19 days

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My main problem with minecraft trailer:

I mean seriously, who tf thought this would be a good idea??

#minecraft #minecraft movie #minecraft movie trailer #ok you choose one hyper realistic style for movie... ok then... USE THIS STYLE FOR ALL CHARACTERS #THERE IS NO POINT ADDING REAL PEOPLE THAT LOOKS WEIRD AND BREAKS MY BRAIN #I feel like “Who framed roger rabbit” is one of the films who did it right #didn't watch that movie but I guess I heard it have a reasons why it's world build like this #and also the contrast works well between the drawn toons and the humans #THERE IS NO CONTACT BETWEEN HYPER REALISTIC MINECRAFT CREATURE AND ACTUAL REAL HUMAN ACTOR #It doesn't work at least for me sorry #also I'm sorry for any actors who works for this film but the clothes that you wearing looks awful #just my opinion hehe #steak creature's arts woohoo #alive steak creature is talking #if i make a mistake in my thoughts sorry

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mozzaremi · 26 days

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his tsundere swag is funny to me

#my art #fields of mistria #march fom #fom march #farmer fom #fom farmer #fields of mistria fanart #fom fanart #comic #fom #finally took a break from playing to draw something #i still need like 1 bug and 4 mineshaft furniture items to feel like i can put the game down until the next patch #also i know i was going for more of a witch clothing style with my farmboy but my sister sold me on the cowboy hat #also march isn't who i'm going for romantically #but uooooh i want to be frienemies with this dude so bad

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avalencias · 1 month

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I don’t know what to do—I have to trust someone—I don’t know who to trust

massive, massive props to aabria for this episode (here at this point and after!!)…to all of them really, but it was about here that I was driving yesterday morning and had to frantically try to hold the image in my head for the rest of my commute. I only kind of succeeded but it is what is. wow. what an episode

#worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #wbn spoilers #wwwo spoilers #the wizard sky 😭😭😭😭😭#here and everything after this did in fact break me thank you!!!#as ever suvi I love you SO much #also look. I know I fucked up eursulon’s clothes but I was initially using his first art as a reference bc it shows him fullbodied in his #spirit form which is what I needed but I got too deep in the drawing before remembering he had a clothing change so………..I half did it #ALSO I meant to include the fox in this if not ame but by the time I remembered that intent I was done rendering and like hell was I going #to go back and add in two more characters #so here we are #god #ignore that it’s nearly 5 I work stupid hours lately #my things

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sparrow-in-boots · 7 months

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