#bro idfk this is a bit fucked up

[thelemoncoffee]

i had a horribly fucked up au idea that's kinda Matrix adjacent-

What if one of them timeloop aus but it's all in vr, and they've played through this game over and over again for a very long time, each game slightly different and their real bodies are like- stored in some fucked up pod shit like in Matrix. Shuichi is not suppose to remember he's done this before but he starts to and it feels like he's caught in a time loop. it's unknown who's doing this to them or why, but man they sure are

[likeabulldigidigibombombombom]

Stray kids x genderneutral!reader headcanons

Random Stray Kids prompt headcanons because I’m too lazy to write a whole fucking fic but I still want to post:

Pairing: Stray kids x Genderneutral!reader, established relationships for all of them

Warnings: Just fluff, one teeny tiny mention of throwing up, Remember that this is all just my opinion!

Would they win a pillow fight against you?

Bang Chan:

Technically, yes

But my guy is too whipped to allow you to loose

He’s gonna let you win

And he’s also gonna let you brag about it

He’s so cute AShSJKMVFNDjsk

Lee Know:

Yes.

My guy is gonna be COMPETITIVE

You better run

He wont back down

He is gonna tease you about your loss for days

It’s hot though

(is it just me that finds being teased hot???)

Anyways you’re absolutely done for😻😻😻

Changbin:

I think it’s 50/50

On one hand he would totally win and then brag about it endlessly

Like bro is jacked there is no way he wouldn’t win

Lots of muscle flexing if he wins😶

But

On the other hand

He is baby girl

He would loose and complain

He would be pouting for the rest of the day

Hyunjin:

No

Bro is dramatic asf

If you hit him, my guy is going to be screaming, crying, throwing up into a pillow case instantly

I don’t think I need to explain anymore

Han:

No

He would try 

Eventually you’d end up getting the upper hand

He’d be the type to just hold the pillow above his head to protect himself and scream

I think he’d just congratulate you when you decide to spare him💀

Felix

Yes

I have no idea why but I think he’d just be insane at pillow fights

He seems like the type to just be good at them

He’d be so sweet about winning though

He’d eventually give up after declaring his win and just cuddle with you instead😭

Seungmin:

Yes

This bitch is evil

How do you cheat in a pillow fight?

Idfk but he’ll find a way

After winning this dumbass will be pinning you to the floor while making fun of you for losing

If you tell him that he cheated he’ll just evily laugh and ignore you

Literally satan if he had an adorable laugh and was hot

I.N

Mostly no

Most of the time he won’t put any effort in

“Isn’t this a bit too childish?”

If you do get him to participate he’s winning

He’ll be putting up the fight of his life

Similar to Seungmin, he will be pinning you to the floor while making fun of you for losing

Bro is trying to make you blush

If he succeeds his mission will be complete

What are their love languages?

Bang Chan:

Words of affirmation

He will shower you in praise

But you need to shower him back

Call him pretty.

Call him talented.

Call him sweet.

He will melt

Lee Know:

Gift giving

Bro is bad with words

He’ll give you cute shit

You’ll give him cute shit

You’ll both be happy 

Changbin:

Quality time

He needs to be screaming into your ear at all times

Hyunjin:

Quality time

He just wants to hang out with you😭😭😭

Han:

Acts of service

Idk why I think this

Bro is just whipped for you

He’ll do anything 

Felix

Physical touch

This is obvious

Just let the bitch hug you

Seungmin:

This was hard

Probably gift giving

I don’t have much reasoning

He just gives the vibes

I.N

Acts of service

He wants to do shit for you

He wants you to do shit for him

It's practical

How much would they tease you and what they would tease you about?

(I love this prompt my brain is so incredible)

Bang Chan:

I don’t think he’d tease you very much

If he does its more like 😻 instead of 😼

It would usually be you blushing at one of his many shit pickup lines he says instead of just making fun of it

“Aw look at you!”

“You’re so pretty when you blush”

“Did my pick up line work? Are you in love with me now?”

Lee Know:

Daily

24/7

Bro can’t stop

It would be for you making a mistake, blushing, breathing or doing anything at all

If you show any signs of getting flustered from his teasing YOU BETTER RUN

“How did you even do that? What is going on inside your head?”

“Oh my god are you blushing?!”

“I made you blush! That is so funny”

“You are so red, it’s so fucking cute”

I gave up on the rest of the members because I'm sleep deprived😻😻😻 sorry🤷‍♀️

Where would they kiss you the most?

Bang Chan:

Cheek

You’re sitting down doing nothing

He’ll kiss you on the cheek

You’re making some food

He’ll kiss you on the cheek

You’re having a bad day

HE’LL KISS YOU ON THE FUCKING CHEEK

Cheek is a weird word

Lee Know:

Forehead

I love wholesome Minho shit

He’ll look deep into your eyes and kiss your forehead at random times in the day

Mainly before you go to sleep

(sleep is what i need rn)

Changbin:

Nose

It’s so cute😭

I love my brain

Bro would just come up to you and kiss your nose and hug you

Changbin is so pookie

Hyunjin:

Hands

In a previous headcanon I called him poetic

He is still poetic

My guy is a mother father gentleman

Han:

Lips

It’s normal

It’s also super cute

Han is so bbg

Felix

Eyelids

Poetic pt2

The word eyelids sounds so aggressive

Eyelids😈👹👿

Imagine shutting your eyes, about to go to sleep and you feel soft lips placing gentle kisses on your 👹eyelids👹

It’s so cute

But the word eyelids isn't

Seungmin:

Lips pt2

It’s normal

As I said, it’s also really cute

Basic is good sometimes LMAO

I.N

Neck

Bro likes to fluster you idk what to say

Getting hugged from behind by him and feeling kisses going down your neck aGFgyuhbVGyhuJbgHJBVghJBgyui

How good would they be at cooking (scale of 1-10)?

Bang Chan:

7/10

Good enough

He can totally cook for you if you don’t feel up to it

But he isn’t a 5-star Michelin 

Lee Know:

10/10

Cooking god

How does he have so much skill???

Changbin:

5/10

Nothing has burnt down yet

He knows how to follow a recipe

Screaming can regularly be heard from the kitchen

Hyunjin:

6/10

The stuff he makes may not be Lee Know level, but it works

He seems like the type to find it calming

Han:

4/10

The stuff he makes doesn’t taste good

He can make it

Just not well

Frozen meals>

Felix

5/10

He’s way better at baking

The stuff he makes will look like shit and taste decent

At least you can survive off of the food

The Michelin shit was a lie dude😭

Seungmin:

2/10

Seungmin, babe, no.

Fires have burned

Ash has been consumed

Pure chaos

He's gonna be laughing about it too

I.N

8/10

He’s taking a Zoom class

He can cook some scrumptious shit

Author note: Like always, constructive criticism is wanted! If you liked this, please follow me for more fanfics like this one <3 Thank you!

Masterlist

[conanssummerchild]

do i think the community characters are ableist:

this is based off of things in-show and just my personal opinions feel free to disagree tho

pierce: do i even have to say it. yes.

elroy: nah elroy is chill as fuck i literally love him

abed: no, i feel like he would ask a lot of rlly blunt questions tho and some ppl might feel offended

britta: i love britta but she would push someone elses wheelchair in public and be like "look! im helping a DIFFERENTLY ABLED PERSON"

annie: i feel like she would be accidentally ableist (as opposed to pierce) but apologise profusely when someone tells her shes being ableist

shirley: uhh idk actually i dont think she would actually say anything ableist and she would say "ooh thats not nice :(" if someone else did but then she would pity disabled ppl

chang: bro idfk correct me if im wrong but i think chang is the only one in the show whos actually literally never said anything ableist, like hes so unhinged atp that he doesnt even know or care

duncan: um, no? idk, the only thing we really know about duncan is hes british and hot for britta (same) but i dont recall him ever being ableist (again, correct me if im wrong) so im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt

troy: season one troy? probably, he probably said some shit and made fun of some autistic kids lets be real, but my son has had so much character developement and he would never now, like abed tho i feel like he might ask a lot of questions that could maybe be a bit invasive

jeff: jeff is so interesting bcs i dont actually think hes like naturally ableist, he thinks hes better than disabled ppl but not bcs theyre disabled just bcs he thinks hes better than everyone. however he is aware of ppls disabilities and if they piss him off he will probably use them against them which is not cool, thumbs down

the dean: oof im not sure abt this one i feel like he would try to be inclusive but not really get there and end up using offensive terms and stuff without meaning to and he would be supportive on paper but ehen someone disabled actually was. dis abled. he would be like "omg disabled ppl 😨😨" (IM NOT OVER HIM CALLING ABED PSYCHO OK STFU)

frankie: hmmm heres the thing about frankie she says abed 'doesnt know any better' and she calls her sister mentally retarded but she helped abed rlly well in the flashbacks episode instead of. yk. slapping him in the face and saying "you try to get him to do anything normal without abusing him" (FUCK YOU JEFF) so im not sure, but i would go with no probably

idk if i missed anyone but i would love to hear anyone eles thoughts on this

oh my fucking god i forgot about buzz hickey, yes he hates autistic ppl real, his existence is a hate crime

[merpisi]

my opinion that nobody asked for, tldr at end:

the bit was absolutely fuckin hilarious. for like the first 30 minutes. then the major wtf dude like this is funny and all but i was told that it was gonna be hlvrai2. and like. wtf dude. kinda like dick move there but its whatever.

another thing, i saw a bunch of fictives and shit in chat pre-stream and i was like “WOOOOO YAY !!!! HYPE !!MY FELLOW BENRYS!!!!” and gir (at least i think it was gir i dont remember shit man) made a joke saying like “delaying stream cause i saw the word fictive.” and i was kinda like what the FUCK dude????? like obv a joke and shit but what the fuck????? sorry for existing idfk????? i did not get so damn traumatized for that shit man.

dont be a dick to gir btw. (im pretty damn sure it was him but i didnt get a screenshot) honestly hosty boy was more upset about it than me lol. and i don’t expect people to understand fictives. and having some rando being all like “ya no i AM this character you created actually” sounds pretty fuckin weird!!!! but like that in combination with the bate and switch was like, “holy shit they do not give too shits about us” kinda feels yk? prtty irrational and entitled feels ik, but that what feeling are dipshit it came free with your fuckin consciousness bro

tldr; bbvrai was a great joke with bad execution, not mad bout dat rlly. but also gir was accidentally ableist (emphasis on accidentally, dont be a dick)

VERY IMPORTANT EDIT THE MOST IMPORTANT EDIT EVER: it was baaulp not gir i fucked up reblog this version PLEASE

[yourlocalabstraction]

Guys wake up the yourlocalabstraction-ified Heart and Mind designs just dropped

Text translations below!

added annotations that aren’t on the canvas will be italicized

Notes for Mind:

I have a LOT of ideas

Hair has floof but still is angular

Ball jointed

Cane to help w/ inefficient/rusty leg joints. I think it doubles as a cool looking septer too. This isnt fully scrapped, i plan to use this occasionally!! The cane will probably resemble an umbrella and have more sun motifs because yes

A metal petticoat thing would be really neat however idk if i can make it work .__. [spoiler alert, it didnt work]

GENDER ENVY. GENDER. ENVY.

Paint chipped from Juno incident [Juno aimed for his heart. Like that would do anything]

Sun on da back,,,

Mind-coded brush dump [reference the 753356 brush swatches]

This canvas has like 80 layers please send help

Voice modulator is normally covered when he’s around the others. Poor bby

Adding random notes to fill the canvas

Crown goes away towards the end of cacophony, somewhere btw. Light + TWWAY since bro no longer needs to assert dominance. [comes back every reset though ofc]

Can visualize ideas via hologram [inspired by NaraArts in the CJFS]

Him jumpscare

Notes for Heart:

Maybe has a life support thing? (Idk what they’re called). Perhaps bc he’s blind, the lil heart can give him info about his environment. Or it could help him express his emotions (i have no idea what i meant by this. Maybe its like an emotional support creature). Idfk man. Plus its a more unique take ig. Annnnd spoiler alert this whole idea was scrapped. Will it ever come back? We may never know.

Drastic height difference??? (Between him and the life support thing)

Longer, majestic blindfold tails

Thicker hips to contrast Mind’s proportions

No wings, around-back wings, lil but impractical wings, arm wings (i ended up going for arm wings)

W.o. Blindfold: Injury from middle prong (i have realized the correct word is tine. My b) (also when drawing his face in the future I’ll probably draw his injuries more prominent because its more realistic)

Going for more rounded lips

Probably is very self conscious of his face, especially after the trident incident. Poor bby <3

Idea: wing cloak?!? Heart-shaped knot over da heart (this was also scrapped)

Will be continued on another canvas! He needs a fit…

Ngl im struggling a bit. I want something wing-like but im not exactly sure how to portray it .__. All i know is we gotta have rounded shapes + moon symbols ig

I kinda want him to have a more traditional? Classy? Vibe (nvm i went for smth more cozy) to contrast Mind’s industrial aesthetic.

[arrow pointing to my sona] paranoid that seeing 2 billion HMS fan designs has ruined my ability to create a unique interpretation

Side of the leg view: feathery floof

Ourple veins!! (Maybe not this dark tho)

Socks !!

Idea: he stiches (I MISSPELLED THAT FUCK) on patches that represent Whole’s favorite and/or current and/or most prominent memories. Or maybe Mind sews on new ones every Concord once they become besties,,, THE PLATONIC BONDING POTENTIAL AAAA *STIM STIM STIMMMM*

If you read this far, here. (gives you a grilled cheese sandwich)

[n4talia-chaparro]

Can you tell me bout your CU au pwease👉👈

🦋||꒷꒦︶🌿︶︶꒷꒦︶∪∪︶꒷꒦︶︶🌿︶꒷꒦||🦋

I might be terrible and bad explaining but I don't know if you want the lore or the small info or facts then I guess I've to give it a try <:]

So lemme try to explain half of the lore cuz it's still in process and development (?)

Ahem uh here's the laziest, cringy and random summary or sum cuz most people don't take me seriously don't mind me being hella goofy and silly with the lore.

Harold and George were minding their business until they noticed that the school bell hadn't made a single sound after all the children were in class. Bo showed up a bit and George asked him what happened and turns out the bell was broken and Ms. Yewh has been sick since "yesterday" and isn't going to come back until further notice. However, Bo also mentioned that they will be having a substitute teacher since he overheard the conversation with the staff room or the meeting or whatever fucking room the school has. The boys thought it was a good moment to prank, etc. until the prank went wrong and Krupp got hella pissed so uh

The next day the substitute teacher came and surprise it was Jerry himself, then Melvin thought of making an invention and name it "smartychanger2000" or sum since he wants smart teachers to exist but unfortunately instead of shooting Jerry with it, Krupp got shoot. Did he became a monster? Nah. It took him 3 or more months for his brain to develop Intelligent and then uh few moments later the motherfucker snapped and accidentally killed Ms. Hurd only because she was talking about her time and mention something about childhood and made Krupp triggered by it causing the bastard to snap the leaving fuck out. Finding out not only his anger issue got more worst, he can also break thinks and is smart now.

So uh weeks or month has passed and no one noticed Hurd's disappearance except for Melvin who has been noticing Krupp's behavior but yet uh unfortunately Melvin was the 1st child to be fucking missing and being used as a human experiment or sum, uh not to mention that's how he probably stole Melvin's IQ or intellect. Possibly slamming the child's head harder to a wall or with a basebat, or rule book (get it cuz heavy ass book??? No ok) and uhhhh what else

Yeah, the school feels like hell and everyone in the damn school has been noticing that things were changing, more teachers and students missing, some dead as fuck and others were uh...buried alive. Idfk.

A few months went by and well.

Jerry was being called for a private meeting with Krupp. And they began arguing until...well you guessed it! Krupp attempted to kill him but unfortunately, Jerry escaped and got his left upper arm stabbed. (Now you know why he had a fucking bandage in some of my art so don't be surprised to see a Jerry with a bloody ass bandage) and things didn't age well.

More fucked up shit happened before Cap and Krupp were separated cuz idk how the fuck did they separated them? Idk the logic or sum but Krupp did wanted to get rid of him and his sidekicks too so uh--

And that's the point of the crappy au uh-.

It's so cringy that I'm dying from embarrassment ciz the au itself is bad.

So hopefully I can do proper writing about it like omg bro. I need to fix the au fr fr ‼️‼️😭😭💀💀

[haysprite]

can we see more of your legion headcanons :0

Ooooh of course! I'm so glad you asked, cause boy do I have a ton of em! How about some Prom Night headcanons :D

Frank- •Immediately says yes to Julie and gets a lil smug about her asking him, he just teases her since usually the guy is supposed to ask while she just rolls her eyes •Doesn't bother with anything too fancy, he just finds the most basic shit to wear plus his stupid dirty shoes •Makes sure they get away with a dine and dash at one of Ormond's nicest restaurants (which is like, probably a Chilli's or whatever the fuck they have in Canada idfk) •Has to be snuck into the dance since he doesn't go to the school (barely manages to not get caught) •Totally smuggles in some illegal shit to the dance, spikes the punch n everything •Tries to make a lot of song requests, gets denied each time since they're all stupid annoying heavy metal songs •Can't dance for SHIT, low-key embarrassed by this lmfao, Julie is laughing at him the whole time about this •Ends up stealing the Prom Queen and King's crowns for him and Julie <3 •Sneaks over to Julie's house after Joey drops them off to spend some more time with her, but realizes she's asleep so he leaves her a corny note and lays it next to the crown

Julie- •Asked out Frank with a stupid card and his favorite candy (she was gonna do something more, but remembered it was Frank, take that however you will) •Took Susie dress shopp(lift)ing, wanted to make sure they looked their best (she's got a great sense of style and loves shopping with her) •Wears a knee-length red dress with her hair curled and down and a beautiful silver necklace she stole from her mom •She spends all day getting ready, then helps Susie out as well (hair, nails, makeup, everything!) •Has a whole (lose) schedule for the night so that they can make the most of it •Ends up stealing Joey for a dance at some point cause she at least wants ONE good dance •Practically spying on Joey and Susie the whole night while Frank wonders what the fuck she's doing •She made bets with Joey over whether or not Frank would get caught, she won $20 that night •Puts the crown on her bedside table and stares at it lovingly before falling asleep

Joey- •Asked out Susie with a bouquet of stolen flowers •Gets himself a nice suit, mans has to be extra and look his best ✨ •He's everyone's ride to the school, mister personal chauffeur •He and Susie tear it UP on the dance floor, bro! They absolutely knock everyone else outta the park with their moves •Finally decides to make a move on Susie during the last dance, this leads to their first kiss <3 •They literally don't leave each other's sides for the rest of the night •After dropping everyone else off, he takes Susie to go stargazing for a little bit, then takes her home after she falls asleep on his shoulder

Susie- •Got super duper giddy when Joey asked her out, she's always wanted to go to a dance with someone! •A bit panicky about what to wear n shit, but Julies got her back and helps her out •Wears a long blue-green dress with a black choker and flats, a matching flower in her hair, which is curled in a half-up style •She's so excited on the way to the school, she's bubbling with excitement to spend the night with her friends •While Joey and Julie have a dance, Susie decides to have Frank help her with some shitty pranks on the other students, they have a lot of fun with this (she didn't wanna risk getting her feet stepped on lmao) •Doesn't realize that the punch is spiked and gets a bit tipsy 🥴 This results in some funny lil moments •When she wakes up in the morning, she immediately calls Joey to apologize for falling asleep on him, but he just laughs and says it was no biggie

Even though Ormond doesn't always have super exciting shit going on, they make the best out of it! And of course, its not a night with the Legion without a bit of chaos caused here and there.

[diaryofassortedimagines]

i’m dating this guy as a few days ago…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he’s such a fucking FLIRT bro and i get so shy and and flustered and frozen every time and he fucking KNOWS. IT. he thinks it’s fucking funny and amusing to tease the shit out of me until i reach a mid breakdown

he always gives me this piercing eye contact and he has this *look* in his eye that says so much more than words could and i swear i really do try to look back at him but i CANTTTTT i get so shy i just feel like i’m melting and every time that happens i see his fuckinf shit faced smile out of the corner of my eye. he KNOWSSSS he fucking knows what he’s doing. he and my immature ass guy friends were also moaning like the stupid mfs they are and they were like “ur turn!” like mostly joking and i was like no nuh uh never and then i paused and said “well…” and HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THIS FUCKING SMIRK AND DARK LOOK IN HIS EYE AND SAID “oh, is that so…?” and i fucking MELTED. and then earlier him and my friends and i were playing never have i ever and fucking APPARENTLY this guy has done a LOT and each and everything he said and every time he described what he’s done he LOOKED AT ME THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME HE WAS LITERALLY EYE FUCKING ME AS HE TOLD ME THIS AND PUT ALL THESE IMAGES OF HIM IN MY HEAD. he’s also moaned in my ear a couple times and godddddDAYUM i have to just pretend everything is fine. I HAVE TO PRETEND EVERYTHING IS FINE?????????? and i don’t even acknowledge it cause if i did idfk what i’d do to him… he also sits in… a way. like he leans back a bit and manspreads while looking me up and down and o h m y g o d BRO or at one point i was sitting on the floor and decided to lay down instead and he comes over on this spinning wheeler chair and just stays there above me and looks down at me good lord GOODLORD. he’s also OBSESSED with my perfume and he’s always smelling it and fucking moaning as he smells it from the bottle (but he never sniffs me lmao he’s so respectful of my boundaries. when he sees that i’m a little bit too flustered by the things our friends say he comes over and says “are you okay” and i nod and he gives me this pure sweet smile. and he never EVER makes those sexual jokes about me, and the only flirting he ever really does is give me those damn looks. he flirts so subtly…) or spraying it on himself and he said to my other guy friends “bro if my homie was wearing this he’d be on the floor in seconds” AND DID I LAUGH?? YES. BUT IN MY HEAD IM THINKING THAT I AM IN FACT THE ONLY ONE WEARING THIS PERFUME AND KNOWING HOW MUCH HE LIKES ME I JUST KNOW HE’S THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND THINKS ABOUT ME… THAT WAY and for whatever reason him wearing MY perfume is so fucking hot to me and he’s always sniffing his shirt and himself when he sprays it on himself and alllll i can think about is him sniffing that shirt and… yknow…….

…

yknow…

he’s so fucking ATTRACTIVE and it is so hard to control myself around him (even tho i know he doesn’t want to control himself either) but at the same time we haven’t been dating that long and still haven’t explicitly said we’re in an official relationship although it’s very heavily implied and everyone thinks we definitely are and my friend called us a couple earlier and we just looked at each other and just smiled at each other. BUT. i really do want this to work out, and i wanna take things slowly because i like him so much and i want this to last so i don’t wanna jump RIGHT into something. plus he said himself that a first kiss with an s/o should have meaning, so im doing ALL. I. CAN. to wait but oh my god bro he’s teasing the fuck out of me cause he knows how shy it makes me. also he’s constantly fucking horny lol so i mean this ain’t easy for him either. he’s just that nice and respectful of me :)

i feel like i’m in one of those bold x shy wattpad stories 💀

[binsito]

don't be shy gurlll !!! >_<

Share your dream with us (ofc only if you're not uncomfortable)

-💗

AJGSAHV its gonna make no sense bc it was lowkey wacky but basically i was at a skzcon but it was rlly weird cuz it was like a theatre and it was very small but the seats were choral risers??? ( those thingies people that sing in choirs stand on idfk) and i had a different spot than my friends so i got separated from them but like i couldnt find a spot so i stood in the back and skz was doing solo stages, so while one member went they sat in the crowd in the back where i was for some fucking reason..

seungmin sat next to me and started making small talk cuz i guess he thought i was chill and we were lowkey vibing like it was pretty fun i enjoyed talking to dream seungmin BUT THEN. chan went on stage to perform and he was singing some crazy ass 80s love song and was serenading the crowd and he caught my eye and idk how this is possible again my dream was lowkey wacky but he starts basically directing the song at me and he comes close to cup my face and whisper something (i cant remember exactly what he said but it was crazy) and i didnt know what to do but i was literally melting and i reached a hand up to touch his side and bring him closer which he welcomed.. so we were like just touching and feeling each other while he sang to me and by this point i was literally floating bc i kid you not i could feel his warmth and his touch bro it felt so goddamn real .. like i could literally smell him.. i literally inhaled his fucking perfume

so then he finished his stage and went to sit where we all were except he sat further down the aisle by himself, so i scooted over to be with him and he started holding my hand and touching my thigh, not quite sure why there was also a blanket over us but i digress.. he got handsy so quick and i was letting him play with me but i had hella butterflies in my stomach and his fingertips were so gentle like they were ghosting my skin and he was lowkey teasing me

i think he mightve also kissed me at one point and i started to palm him through his pants just to tease him back.. bruh I COULD LITERALLY FEEL HIS MONSTER COCK IMSO???1/1/1 LIKE I COULD LITERALLY FEEL HOW HARD HIS DICK WAS THROUGH THE FABRIC OF HIS PANTS 😅😅😅 so he took it out of his pants and i gave it a few squeezes and he was like “am i gonna see you at another stop? and i was like “oh definitely..” and he was like “perfect.. i’ll be looking forward to that." which by the way this is wild as fuck bc technically we were in a crowd of people, just down the aisle from other skz members but whatever silly ass dream! okay exhibitionist kink! but shit idk why chan wanted me so bad but he was ready to risk it all for us to fuck i guess !

but when i tell you i could literally smell, touch, feel, TASTE this man.. it was too fucking real like i could feel his breath on my cheek and his rough hands and shit.. it was a bit wild. i fucking woke up IN HEAT bc wym my dream was so fucking realistic (in the sense that my senses were able to actually feel things) that i could deadass feel the contact of skin to skin between us. like WYM I FELT DREAM CHANS MASSIVE GINORMOUS DELICIOUS COCK?//// it was so heavy and nice and very very pretty .. i wish i kept dreaming but i got up bc i needed to piss so bad but just imagine if i had dreamt longer.. idk why the universe let me experience such a thing but thanks now i know what chan's cock feels like, i appreciate it! 😁😁

[haven-gum-rockrose]

Hanahaki Au soukoku: but liar extraordinaire Dazai, instead of throwing away the flowers starts like- sleight of handing them(and other flowers so it's not all the same type of flower) into Chuuya's pockets and hat band and hair and shit. And Chuuya's annoyed obviously cuz where the fuck do these shits keep coming from. And like eventually he catches Dazai hiding onebof the flowers and gets pissed because honestly what else would it be, ofc it was him tryna fuck with his reputation and shit or whatever.

So they fight or something and yada yada. Maybe Dazai gets sent on a mission. But maybe Chuuya stops discarding the flowers so easily now that he knows where they're coming from, because complicated as it might be and deny it as he might, maybe them being from Dazai makes them matter more, which is dumb cuz obviously it was just to mess with him.

Anyways Dazai comes back and the flowers start showing up again naturally, now actually neater then before- some even have full stems and leaves and shit, yknow? And meanwhile Mori has obviously noticed and is like "bro just do the surgery to get it out?" but also it's like- concrete proof to Dazai that kinda physically anchors him to his humanity so he honestly deep down doesn't really want it to go away.

But time passes and Chuuya notices when flowers start growing and like- slipping through Dazai's bandages. And just- instant dread, cuz this shits been going on for a fairly long time. And he realizes that obviously it's him Dazai likes cuz I mean he's been giving the flowers to him. So complicated conflicted feelings and pride be damned he confesses to Dazai and shit.

But maybe at this point he takes more comfort in what him having the disease mean than he does in the idea of changing what he currently has with Chuuya- or maybe he feels he doesn't deserve it, that there's no way Chuuya could love him after everything, that if he is he is wrong to. So he pulls a face and is like "lol you thought it was you?" which is like- oooof for Chuuya (maybe he catches it)

Idfk - I just brainrotted on the topic of Hanahaki Dazai for a bit

[jesterlaughingstock]

i wanna fuck quicksilver

specifically Evan peters' Quicksilver

dont get me wrong boy anya taylor joy's quicksilver is hot as fuck as is boy anya taylor joy but i dont think i'd like to be around mcu's quicksilver cuz lets be honest he's a bit of a douchie

i also don't wanna specifically fuck evan peters because idfk him and that'd be weird

but xmen's quicksilver? i fucking long for him bro. im YEARNING for a puppy love summer with that dude im actually tearing up. I'd kill for a whatever romance thingy i can get with him even if i know i'll never recover when its over. i want just one makeout sesh. I want a lifetime in marriage. i want him to kill me... whatever. im down BAD. down CATASTROHPICALLY. down APOCALYPTICALLY, dare i say. bro.

god fucking damn it im so pathetically lonely y'all this is what its all really about

[headgehug]

my review of the critically acclaimed movie hot to trot (1988)

with a record breaking 0% yes ZERO PERCENT on rotten tomatoes (proof below) you can'ter deny that this movie is a stable for any list of the worst movies of all time.

featuring cringeworthy celebratory dance sequences, hairdos, and a whole scene where he does the cliche climbing around on the edge of a really tall building, leading man bobcat goldthwait did his absolute damnedest with what he was given. the horse is not funny and the voice actor sounds like a failed radio comedian. the antagonist is annoying and punchable in the worst way. the movie is cut REALLY BADLY-- scenes that needed a little bit to sink in get cut short half a second too early. there are unnecessary and confusing sound effects only sometimes, not even through the whole movie, in the weirdest spots!! according to interviews this movie put him in "comedy jail" and led him to deciding he was not cut out to be an actor but rather a director, just so he could make sure something like this shitshow never happened again (only the first part of that is true lol but come on). to top it all off this movie features some casual assault with a woman forcing a kiss on the main character (like why do people think this is funny??), and, by nature of being an animal movie in the 80s, pretty blatant animal abuse. so does it deserve the 0%? yeah. yeah it really does. oh did i mention also that it implies dead horses are reincarnated into horseflies? yeah. um what the fuck. also the blow up horse sex doll they never mention again.

anyways i'll play devil's advocate for a bit. goldthwait was nominated for worst actor for this movie and i absolutely have to disagree. for what he was given (NOTHING!) he DOES create a likeable character. virginia madsen as allison (😳) is probably the best actor in this movie. she plays a coworker that pretends to like fred (the main character) just because he's suddenly getting lucky on the stock market, but then grows to genuinely like him despite how fucking WEIRD he is and the fact that his best friend is A HORSE! and in the end they enter a horse race together and win blah blah blah she's really cute and sweet and excited. anyways. so if you've seen anything of goldthwait's from this time period you know that he's doing this screamy, stuttery sort of awkward act that was a byproduct of like, 80s comedians just thinking screaming was funny for some reason and also being chronically nervous about performing and using it as a sort of defense mechanism. for the faint of heart it could be a huge turn off, i can see that! but seriously, worst actor, because of a bit directors had him keep cause it made people laugh?? he creates what is honestly an enjoyable character that you feel bad for, you root for, you laugh at how dumb he is, you feel for him trying to impress this girl, you just want him to end up happy. i mean that's mediocre acting at worst. idfk. bro if anything the horse's voice actor should've been nominated for worst actor. apparently after the script had been rewritten for him bc the previous horse guy sucked ass so bad they had to scrap his lines, john candy IMPROVISED most of the new script anyways. so if the movie fucking sucks maybe it's that guy's fault.

anyways! to keep the tradition of this movie being rated disgracefully low, i give it .5 out of 5 stars. but fred and allison will forever hold a very special place in my heart where they hang out with their newfound horse buddies, all watching shitty cable tv on their farmhouse porch <3

screencaps below (these are just for proof, my thirstposts will follow... my journalism is sacred):

terrifying

yeah lightbulb special effects for some fucking reason. never used again in any regard.

the captions for the animals who don't speak human are also amazing:

aren't they cute <3

anyways thanks for reading. this movie made my day if nothing else. thanks for your sacrifice bobcat.

[htub]

also sorry i keep talking but like. red k clark thoughts. i think he is the funniest clark ever

NO DON'T BE SORRY PLEASE KEEP TALKING you're my favorite person on this entire site rn I'm having the time of my life.

Oh my GOD that episode was so good like Clark spends all his life being a good obedient simple farm boy and the one time he decides to treat himself and splurge a lil bit of his hard-earned money on an overpriced ring, the one time he gets himself a lil treat. The ONE TIME. This is why you should listen to your parents Clark.

And just. In other media red kryptonite has various effects, like it can temporarily take away powers or give new ones or whatever, but what does it do here? TEENAGE REBELLION RAY. Iconic tbh. Martha and Jon just absolutely clueless like "is this normal?? Idfk i mean i GUESS" and like. Yeah what are they supposed to do?? It's Clark's house they're just living in it.

I just wish we had more interaction with Lex bc just. He went out with Lana and she was just NOT having his bs (good for her) but then when Clark jumped to running away and went over to Lex, the way Lex just went STRAIGHT to acceptance about the whole thing bc. yea the rebellions phase. Been there done that. And then SUGGESTS RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER?? HELLO??? I know he didn't mean it but PLEASE. CLARK WAS SO DOWN FOR IT TOO he straight up punches his dad (rude) but Lex wants to quit this town and move in together in the big city? FUCK YEAH SIGN ME UP. I'M OBSESSED. Yeah Lex only said that to get him to wait there but I really just want a spinoff series where Lex is like "actually he got a point screw this shithole" and they just go off on a bro trip and Lex teaches Clark the true art of teenage rebellion. Clark no longer cares about keeping his secret anymore either (unfortunately he still has chronic vagueing disease) but at some point imagine they're like at a club at 3am and drunk as fuck (or like, Lex is drunk and Clark just high on ring) and Clark just goes "hey Lex check this out lmao" and just fucking deadlifts an entire car. As a party trick

All the while Clark's parents have by now figured out what's going on via Chloe and are sitting in their shitty old truck going high speed all the way to Metropolis to chase down their stupid alien son and make him take the ring off before he outs himself.

Honestly it was almost painful to watch but in the funniest way possible. I just wanted to reach through the screen and strangle him (but tbh that's normal reactions to Clark at all times) I also wish there was more of this. And he should have been allowed to keep all the shit he bought idk his best friend is rich he could just ask nicely Lex wouldn't even hesitate. I wouldn't say Clark deserves it but I just think it'd be funny.

[mathieubellamont]

I have such a bad memory that talking about any character ever is just me laughing and throwing darts at words on a dartboard and describing them in whatever words come up

But there's not a chance in hell I am gonna stop tryin lmfAO

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat ( requested by @sxgarcube-anon )

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mention of suicide

Desc: Baji is tired of Mitsuya and Draken's shit

Mitsuya: i can't believe you almost did that

Baji: it's been too long

Baji: i'm tired of your bullshit

Mitsuya: it's none of your business tho??? stfu

Baji: it's my business cause i'm suppose to be the dumb one. i expected better from you

Mitsuya: hop off my dick omfg

Baji: not until you tell him

Mitsuya: why is it such a big deal to you???

Mitsuya: like, how did you even know??

Baji: it's so fucking obvious

Baji: to everyone but him apparently

Baji: he thinks it's just bro's being bro's when you look at him like "☺😊"

Dm between Mikey and Kazutora

Kazutora: what are they talking about

Mikey: idk but its getting interesting so don't say anything

Mikey: do the others know?

Kazutora: how tf do they not see that they aren't dming each other

Mikey: idk but it gets us tea, so

Kazutora: mkay, i'll tell the others

Mikey: ayt

Toman groupchat

Mitsuya: i don't look at him like that

Baji: YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Baji: YOU LIKE HIM

Baji: YOU'RE GAY FOR UR BEST FRIEND

Baji: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

Baji: BUT YOU AREN'T GONNA KEEP IT A SECRET FOREVER

Mitsuya: FUCKING WATCH ME

Baji: i'll tell him myself

Mitsuya: he won't believe you

Mitsuya: you guys don't even like each other that much

Baji: and?????

Baji: he's still one of my best friends

Baji: i'm telling him rn

Mitsuya: Keisuke

Baji: Takashi 🤨

Mitsuya: if you tell Draken, i'm literally going to fucking kill you

Mitsuya: i'm not like Kazutora. you won't need to finish the job for him, i'll do it myself

Mitsuya: are we clear

Baji: we gottem boys

Mikey: naur 💀

Smiley: ITS DRAKEN?????

Kazutora: i thought Baji was stupid

Kazutora: well played

Chifuyu: uh guys

Chifuyu: this was a bit much don't u think

Mikey: that's why we did it in a separate groupchat without Ken-chin silly

Smiley: Mikey u trippin

Smiley: Draken's typing rn

Kazutora: 😶

Chifuyu: 😦

Baji: huh

Baji: Mikey u said it was a different gc

Mikey: I-

Mikey: 💀

Draken: is this a prank

Draken: cause i swear to god

Draken: Mitsuya?

Mitsuya: Baji, lets go outside

Baji: AYT

Baji: YALL PISSING ME OFF FR

Smiley: i can see it now

Smiley: twin dragons vs baji

Baji: MITSUYA

Baji: DRAKEN LIKES YOU TOO

Baji: I HATE Y'ALL SO MUCH

Baji: YOU GUYS AREN'T HOMIES YOU'RE HOMO'S

Baji: JUST GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP ALREADY

Baji: OR FUCK EACH OTHER

Baji: IDFK IM JUST SO TIRED OF YALL

Draken: what's wrong with you

Mitsuya: kys

Baji: been there done that

Mikey: FOUL

Smiley: 💀

Dm between Draken and Mitsuya

Mitsuya: he's lying

Draken: oh

Draken: so you don't like me??

Mitsuya: uh

Mitsuya: well

Draken: i'm mad cause of how Baji handled the situation

Draken: but he's not lying

Draken: i think we like each other as more than just friends

Draken: correct me if i'm wrong

Mitsuya: oh...

Mitsuya: so you do like me...? in the romantic sense?

Draken: yeah

Mitsuya: i...didn't expect that tbh

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: we should go on a date

Draken: i'd like that

Draken: but i'm taking you out first

Mitsuya: nah i'm the one that asked you

Draken: but i basically confessed first

Mitsuya: fine

Mitsuya: we're splitting the bill

Draken: no <3

Draken: you'll pay next time

Mitsuya: ...fine

Draken: :))

Mitsuya: ok then

Mitsuya: i'm still beating Baji's ass tho

Draken: oh absolutely

Draken: pulling up to his house as we speak

Mitsuya: 😊