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messrsage · 4 months
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sirius sending remus an "i love you" text and getting an "i love you too?" back only to realise he'd accidentally texted regulus instead of remus bc their names are too close in his contact list and now he feels bad bc he hadn't meant to text regulus and regulus not only replied but said it back and goddamn it now he's crying
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marvelomadness06 · 30 days
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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?
James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.
Remus: *raises one eyebrow*
Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.
James: *quietly squeaks*
Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*
James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*
Sirius: what was that about?
Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.
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jegulus-till1die · 10 months
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“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
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breathingdisaster08 · 14 days
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*The Balck brothers speaking French*
James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*
Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.
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James and Sirius hang mistletoes at every doorway/entrance, so they have an excuse to kiss Regulus and Remus.
Regulus asks Remus to help him set the table while James and Sirius play with Harry.
As Regulus comes out of the kitchen, Remus runs into him at the entrance
Regulus:
Remus:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: We didn't think this through
James: No, we did not
Harry: Kiss!
Remus gives Regulus a peck on the forehead
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nixnight1 · 3 months
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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's
Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!
Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!
Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(
Regulus: Who's Regulus?
Barty: I already can't tell who is who
Sirius: Take that stuff off
Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!
Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"
Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww
Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him
James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing
Sirius: No, it's not!
Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!
Sirius: I don't say that
James: Well that's all you say
Remus and Barty: Yeah
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lord-save-me · 1 year
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Remus, Peter and James being only children, freaking out whenever Regulus and Sirius fight and Lily going "oh that's normal, I once threw Petunia out a window" will never not be funny
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wolvesandshine · 1 month
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When Sirius is comfortable around someone he becomes silent - preferring to exist in his own thoughts and just relax for a bit. When Regulus is comfortable around someone he never shuts up - he loves talking about anything and everything in between
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adharastarlight · 7 months
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The Marauders on a road trip:
Sirius driving at 90
James: slow down, mate
Sirius speeds up
Reg: slow down.
Sirius ignores him
Remus: Slow. Down.
Sirius immediately slows down to 50
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accio-sriracha · 3 months
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The Not-So-Much Black Brothers.
~~~♤~~~
"Mr. Potter." Sirius' grin widened as he caught sight of his brother.
Regulus couldn't help the twitch of his lips as he nodded back,
"Mr. Lupin."
And they stood there for a moment, basking in the freedom they felt. They had singlehandedly cut off the fucked up line of the most ancient and noble house of Black.
And they were so godamn proud of it.
"I'll see you tomorrow for dinner at your's?" Sirius asked, hopeful. Regulus nodded,
"See you tomorrow, Sirius." His smile was genuine now.
The Lupin's, Potter's, and Evans' lived happily ever after, and that's canon, thank you very much.
~~~♤~~~
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broadwaycantdie · 1 month
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Sirius called Walburga many things, not in a way that anyone would notice, but there are differences.
Everyone knew that’s Sirius’ mother. “My mother…” he would say.
The Marauders (and close friends) knew her as his mum. “Mum says…” he would say.
But Regulus heard him call her something different. Lying on the cold floor below his mother, her wand pointed at him, Sirius called out something else. As Walburga shouted Crucio, Sirius let out a pained mama. “Mama please…” he would say.
And Regulus just stood there, hearing his big brother scream, knowing he couldn’t do a thing to stop it.
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Sirius: I was telling Moony how annoying it was that an increase in dosage improved my life. Like why is my doctor always right? And he had the audacity to say it’s because i am mentally ill.
Regulus: Normally I would agree with Rem but James did the same thing. When the correct answer would be to agree with us, get us take out and cuddle us.
Sirius: Exactly, Let’s get all pretty and go out without them
Regulus: Petty. I love it
-after they are all dolled up-
James: Hey love, you look beautiful. Where are you headed?
Regulus: Out. *walks out of the house*
Remus: Hey baby
Sirius: Bye.
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marvelomadness06 · 1 year
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If you think quidditch players weren’t superstitious, your wrong, and if you think James wasn’t the worst outta the lot of them, you’ve got another thing coming.
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moonyswarmsweaters · 21 days
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Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.
James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like
Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……
James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare
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breathingdisaster08 · 23 days
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Regulus at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Sirius, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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jamespotterbbg · 15 days
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my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.
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