#brother wives

[compo67]

Dean's card to Sam. 🤣

[guiltypleasurefandomface]

Brother wives is the perfecr caption for adam and roger thank you

You're welcome! 🥰

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you want actual like on god for real actually exist you can see the papyri/tablets very incredibly cute egyptian letters absolutely go read translations of the amarna letters between king amenhotep III and his absolute bestest best friend in the whole wide world king tushratta of mitanni

[sea-owl]

Penelope: If I died how much would you miss me?

Colin: It's cute you think death could get you out of this relationship.

[servantserah]

I asked my followers on insta for sketch prompts a few weeks ago, so here’s the first batch!

Azi cooing over snake Crowley wearing a tiny part hat:

Eden and Toni from my GoodGardenerAU (aka the Fellspanws, Francis and Ash's kids) stargazing (featuring Rover, Toni's hell hound):

Ineffable Bureaucracy. I don’t draw them enough 😔:

Azi and naga Crowley from my still untitled ineffable wives AU having breakfast 🥞:

Francis and Ash hugging (GoodGardenerAU again):

[red-raven-reading]

[be-an-echo]

from another mother...

the day when Tess and Maria got shitfaced

[sentientsky]

conversations with my little brother are always fun :)

[fbfh]

pleaseeee elaborate more on dilf logan huntzberger being obsessed with reader- bc quite frankly i’m obsessed with him. also thank you so much and i absolutely adore your writing and wish you the best! p.s. please don’t feel like you have to write this and feel free to ignore it!

YES. I COULD GO INTO HEAVY DETAIL. AND I WILL.

god you really are just everything Logan wants. you're so kind and sweet and sexy and full of life, you're intelligent and well spoken without being pretentious or fake, you're authentic, and you have all this figured out in your 20s for god's sake. most of his peers don't have a fraction of your good traits, and they don't seem to care to pick them up. and the craziest part is that it doesn't even feel like much of an age gap to him. you connect on so many intellectual and emotional levels, you just get each other, you like being around each other so much that you don't even notice. you're not a 40 year old and a 20 year old, you're just Logan and you. he's never felt that... at home with someone before. in all fairness though, one benefit to the whole age gap thing is how differently early millenials like Logan and mid gen z like you view stuff like work and adulthood. Logan was lucky to break through into his carreer (among his many other privelages) when working hard actually did pay off, when labor wasn't exploited nearly as much. so when you open up to him about how you don't want to work, you don't want to kill yourself over a shitty job just to make ends meet, you want to go to farmer's markets, and watch clouds and read books, you want to be able to enjoy life slowly, it really hits him what a perfect match you are. you make Logan feel so excited, so understood, so safe, and Logan gets to give you everything he knows you deserve, and knows more than he's known anything that you'll be in the 5% of successful age gap relationships. because it's not a statistic, it's you and Logan.

[princess-from-another-galaxy]

Awhile ago I made a post talking about how Aegon only views Helaena as his sister and not wife, and I think this really reinforces it!

We know that Aegon mostly ignores Helaena except when he's drunk (as Helaena says), and it's implied that the two of them already have their children (at the very least the twins).

A normal person being forced to sleep with their sibling would definitely need to be partly wasted to be able to go through with it.

The fact that Aegon not only gave her a present, but also made sure that it was something that she would genuinely like (as seen by the fact that she spends a lot of the dinner playing with it and even shows it off to Otto), kinda of shows that he does care about her, he just seems to be incapable of loving his sister the way a husband should.

(this isn't meant to excuse the shitty things Aegon has done, just an analysis I thought of)

[compo67]

Dean.

Hmm'sm.

Wake up.

N'sm.

Just do it.

Fucking elbows, Professor. Ow!

I'm troubled.

I'll say. Go to sleep.

We just had sex, I tell you I'm troubled, and all you can do is lie there?

What... What would you like me to do, exactly? Tap dance?

Just listen.

If this is about how I used lube to write "kick me" on your back, forget it.

It's not, but wow. Way to rekindle that rage.

Shit.

Look. I just. So. Ugh.

Yuh-huh.

It's like. I don't. But I might.

Yeah.

Probably.

Hmm.

Do you get it?

No, but I was listening.

Thank you.

Is that a real thank you or a sarcastic thank you?

Listen to your heart.

Little bit of both, then.

To quote Dean Winchester (2022), "Yuh-huh" (p. 69).

Haha you said 69. Nice.

That's APA style at 2 AM, be impressed.

No, I'd rather sleep.

So you're fine with it.

You going back to school to get another degree? Sure. Knock yourself out, Professor. Just don't forget about us little people when you're Banner'ing 7 PhDs.

I wish I had 7 PhDs like Bruce Banner.

Yeah you do, ya nerd.

Can I say how exceptionally good you were tumbling around tonight?

Hmm. Don't flatter me. It's cheap.

Fine, no more compliments to your dick.

Hey, no need to go that far.

You ever just want to stare at a wall because your mind is a million places at once?

No...

I can't sleep.

Obviously. And now you've dragged me into the abyss.

Be little spoon.

No! I'm warm enough!

Cmon.

Argh... No! Oh, hell. Fuck you and fuck your fucking octopus arms.

Don't squirm. You'll only hurt yourself.

Does a man have no place he can rest?!

You slept all day on the hammock!

I was resting my eyes!

Give in.

No.

Then just say you love me.

Never.

Then kiss me.

Not a chance.

Then go make me a cup of tea.

Unlikely.

Then put your hand on my ass.

...danger, danger Dean Winchester.

I don't know what I'd do without you, Dean.

Sammy.

Hmm?

Chamomile or peppermint.

Chamomile, please.

Honey or sugar.

Neither.

Gross.

You're gross.

I'm up at 2 AM because some educated sasquatch wants tea. I'm not gross.

Then you're sweet.

I'm salty.

Hey salt Bae, can you bring me a cookie?

Sam.

What? Just one cookie.

No, not that.

Then what?

You'll never have to know.

About?

What you'd do without me.

Oh.

I'll put the kettle on, Professor.

[wwiked]

the wittebane brothers at it again with the crane wives

+ wittebane room concept by @ / letssofia3006

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Hi!! You can call me Supernatural, I'm aroace and agender(please use she/they), feel free to send in any asks/questions(please I beg you-), about my au, me, my opinions, etc, you can also ask me to rp and here is my Ao3 and wattpad

This is an au/fanfic master post thingy, hope I did it right lol

Before that though, the link to the previous pinned post because I don't want to forget it....Rocky

Now!! Onto the aus!! Oldest to newest if course

Mama witch au: An au where Shelby empires smp s2, adopts child Oli, False, and Tortoise. Along the way, she meets Katherine, which opens her life to act more drama to say the least

Og post and fanfic

Brothers and sisters alike: Mystreet au where Ein and Aphmau are raised together! Plus I fix some things and add ships that are non-canon or were supposed to be canon

Og post

Hazbins Fallen au: A hazbin hotel au where Emily follows the exorcists through a portal one year, she sees the carnage and what happens to vaggie and she runs, getting stranded in hell...going back to the ally way she finds Charlie and Vaggie....things go from there

Og post (fanfic to be added)

Hawk Feather Exorcists au: An au inspired by a dove emily post I made a while back, where Adam and Lillith were made from dirt and Eve from Adam's ribs, the Exorcists are made form Hawk feathers! Giving them more bird traits and well, things spiral like there

Dove Emily post, our convo, Sunsets og post, lore summary by me

Accidental overlord vaggie au: Vaggie rescues a sinner who accuses her of rescuing them for their souls. She offers to teach them self defense so this doesn't happen again. This keeps happening, most demons saying they owe her a favor, giving her their souls until the favor is asked upon. She is unaware of all of this...until Alastor drags her ass to the meeting in ep3

Og post and snippets: 1, 2, to be added

Other random aus: serith au, the polycule vision do you see it??

More aus to come!! Lemme know if I missed any! I'm not sure if I did this right tbh, cause I've seen au posts having every single post linked and stuff, but I figured it's be fine if I just linked the og post and fanfic if there is any

Also, aside note, feel free to use any of my ideas and stuff, just idk. Give me a heads uo and send me the link when you're done so I can read it! Oh, an ofc mention my tumblr XD

[cinnamonic-thoughts]

@ crane wives and marauders fans:

The parallel between Tongues and Teeth

and Never Love An Anchor

feels so significant when applied to the Black brothers' situation. Both Sirius and Regulus came out of their ancestral home with the feeling that everything they touched would rot just because of the exposure to their darkness, approaching relationships the same way. That's the same mindset that the singers of both Tongues And Teeth and Never Love An Anchor possess.

The singer of Tongues And Teeth goes into detail about what they think will happen with their potential lover with them from the start, warning them of the danger of just Existing near them. The song is from the present tense of the situation, as they're in the middle of making the decision to give in to indulgence. They jump into things, impulsively and headfirst. They can't hold back, even though they know the consequences. If it's okay with their new lover, it's okay with them.

Meanwhile, in Never Love An Anchor, the singer talks about the situation from far in the future, if they had instead decided to stay away. If the singer had never given in to the temptation, and had let their "rotting" mindset keep them on that track. It talks about the grief you feel over the knowledge that loving you only brings awful things, and that staying away is the kindest thing to do even though it hurts so much. The situation is long over, and the singer is left wondering if they're hated, or even remembered.

Tongues and Teeth is written about the same kind of experience that Sirius has in every goddamn Wolfstar fic, and there are so many unrequited and avoiding love Regulus Black fics that Never Love An Anchor feels like an obvious fit, especially with Jegulus. Tongues and Teeth represents Sirius in that he lives his Life like this song. He can't hold back how much he wants and feels, so he talks back to his parents, gets sorted into the house his parents absolutely Hated, he constantly verbalizes his hatred for his family and all of the darkness they represent, I could go on and on. At the same time, he feels that he is stained by that same darkness and that he can't ever escape its presence in the lives of those he loves. He just doesn't want to have to hold everything back, so, just like the song, "if you're fine with that, can be mine like that," he'd want to have it like That. Him and Remus are so often characterized in fanon as being so magnetic to each other, causing them to clash just as often as they come together. They think they'll ruin each other because of the darkness they possess, but Sirius especially tends to put Remus on a pedestal of goodness, like the singer does to their potential lover.

Regulus Black's name is somewhat synonymous with tragedy in fanon. Whether it's the "no beta we die like regulus black in the cave" tags for shock value, the black brothers angst in everything from major fics to tiny headcanons, or the unrequited love for either James or Barty that permeates most Regulus Black media, he's a character that doesn't ever really get a break. Never Love An Anchor and the grief it represents feels relevant to him when the subject is Sirius or James, but I'll stick to James (keeping it romantic with the Wolfstar/Tongues and Teeth comparison). I'm a Choices coward (couldn't make myself finish it, I got too sad), but the "person on the dark side can't leave it but can't stop loving someone they have to protect from it" trope is still pretty common amongst Jegulus fics. Whether or not the love is requited, it doesn't change the mentality that Regulus always uses to approach it. "I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel." His darkness is the reason he never lets himself get close. In the cases where he does get close, he cuts it off to avoid inevitably hurting the one he loves, the epitome of Light and happiness that he thinks he doesn't deserve, James Potter. Honestly, thinking about the two of them while listening to the last bit in the lyrics (scroll back up to read) is a painful experience but it just fits so well.

I think both songs apply to their respective Black brothers very well individually, but it's also such a good comparison to see how their upbringing affected them. Sirius was always the impulsive, headstrong one so Regulus wouldn't have to be, and this is a direct result. They have the same beliefs about themselves but it manifests so differently because of how their environment shaped them.

I've been having brainrot about these two songs and how they relate to the Black Brothers for over a month at this point, so I hope somebody else appreciates how much I've thought about this thank you <333

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

FINALLY!! DIVORCE!!!