#bruce wayne

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #77 - "Suit Up" (2023)

written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Geoniya Acuna, Suzi Blake, & C.M. Cameron

[frownyalfred]

Bruce learns Kryptonian secretly just so one day during a JL meeting he can turn to Clark and go “hal really thought that haircut made him look good huh” with the most deadpan expression ever

[bruciemilf]

No offense, but people who disregard Bruce's no killing code and boil every rogue/criminal into an irredeemable melting pot kinda worry me. " death is easier than rehabilitation " lmao way to sound like a fucking cop

[duckytree]

every time dick breaks up one of his brothers’ fights, he just flashbacks to when he tried to square up against a 13 year old and decides to send a gift basket to bruce

[not-another-robin]

More alfred and baby bruce. Worlds littlest guys...

[p0ssym1lker]

So ra's wants to see if he can slowly make tim a bit more immortal so he starts diluting some ectoplasm from his least favorite pit and starts putting him into tims drink and sometimes just straight up injects him

Problem, the reason why he doesn't like the pit is because it's too close to real ectoplasm and it rejects the bad ectoplasm in his body

So tim slowly becomes more liminal until Danny, who was taking a road trip through universes, sees him and picks him up

Like, actually picks him up and takes him with him for a bit

Normally Tim would freak but all his ectoplasm just cheers because ghost king is a soothing balm and Tim just takes a long nap

Even when he wakes up he is just feels content and listens to dannys rambles, whenever he gets agitated Danny chirps and calms him down

He is slightly worried when Danny explains that he needs to drink some actual ectoplasm to not die and it will have certain effects on him

But when he finds out it means it will also help with jasons pit rage? Sign him up

So about two months after he shows back up in the batcave mid argument and when he sees Jason he chirps loudly

It instantly calms him

So now the bats gotta deal with whatever happened to Tim, a ghost king (Constantine nearly passes away when he hears) and Jason clinging to Tim cause it helps his pit rage

Tim can't wait to tell them that he and Danny are going on a date soon

[fallen-jpg]

thinking of things...bruce is the hardest to draw sigh

[striveattemptfail]

Batman's Spare Suits | Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #77 vs Detective Comics (1937) vs Batman (1940)

Bonus: 🌈 Rainbow Batman 🌈

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #77 vs Trinity (2016)

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Bruce really hates us.

Roy: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.

Jason: We're not gay.

Roy: We're not?

[thebatbaes]

[ Jason’s most cherished memory, from Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016) #34 ]

[batfamhyperfixation]

*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

[tobi-ka]

Danny Fenton is Damian's third parent

So, the Ghost King Danny infiltrated the League of Assassins to get rid of the leak (Lazarus Pit). There he meets Talia and Bruce and spends some time with them. However, their relationship ends, Bruce returns to Gotham, and Danny's mission also comes to an end. Danny says goodbye to Talia and is about to leave when the Clockwork visits them. He tells the couple about Talia's unusual pregnancy and the fate of their son Damian. This... NO, just not. Danny won't let his child become a murderer and a vessel for Talia's crazy father. Talia, of course, is not thrilled either. As a result, the two hide Talia's pregnancy, and then Danny picks up the baby and goes to Gotham.

"It's been a long time, Detective."

"Danny?"

"Yes, me and our son Damian."

...

"Dick, would you like to meet Danny, my husband?"

"What? Do you have a husband? Since when?"

"And a son."

...

"Damn it, Detective, you remind me more and more of a fruit loop."

"I don't look like your godfather, Danny. And I'm not going to clone Jason."

...

"Wow, Bruce, warn your husband about the new baby, okay? Otherwise, I will become completely dead."

...

"Damian, don't you want to become like your father, Batman?"

"No, I don't want to be like you, I want to be the king of Ghosts."

[frownyalfred]

an undercover mission

Dick: “B, give us a signal and let us know everything’s alright.”

Bruce: “…Green Lantern is my favorite Justice League member.”

Dick, turning to Clark: “Oh my god. Get him out of there now.”

[dracaelus]

His tits too big for his suit :(

[duckytree]

when you are forced to listen to your classmate at lunch read their 300k word batman smut fanfic and know you have to go home and look ur dad in the eye

[januariat]

trying his best to defend his husband!!