My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics
Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other
Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time
Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots
Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy
In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him
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Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.
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Trying to date Batman/Bruce Wayne must be like being Scott Pilgrim except on steroids. Like oh you want the date the Dark Knight? You wanna kiss him? Deal with Catwoman. No we’re not done now try not to get stomped to death by Harvey Dent. Okay now try not to get murdered by Talia Al Ghul in your sleep. Superman is waiting outside too btw. Watch out for Ghostmaker around the corner he’s gotta steel chair and a knife. Joker is not his boyfriend but that freak is absolutely gonna be a problem. Good luck soldier.
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Bruharvey as parents it's so funny to me because --
The Batboys: Who's your favorite
Bruce, has no idea how to verbalize his affection like a normal person: I'd give birth to all of you if I could
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The Batboys: Who's your fa--
Harvey: It's Cass. Now hold this flashlight properly
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got Demons in my head (the demons is bruharvey)
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a visit from an old friend
bruharvey :-) w/leyendecker as ref:
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*Bruce Wayne tied up in the backseat of TwoFace’s car*
Bruce: you know you don’t have to kidnap me every date night
Harvey: we both have reputations to maintain
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Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between
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I like to think whenever Two-Face kidnaps Gotham's beloved prince Bruce Wayne, Brucie would use the time he was with his former friend to catch up on sleep, because even though Harvey's a villain and all, he still associates him with warmth and safety, and he knows that Two-Face/Harvey would never actually harm him.
Two-Face would just let him. Maybe he'll start reading a book, with Bruce leaning on him with Harvey's arm wrapped around him, until either Batman's flock or the GCPD show up, or Alfred just pays up the small sum (because 5 million bucks is a small sum for the Waynes) demanded and then Two-Face would just, let Bruce go. When it's Alfred paying, Bruce will even give the villain a hug and/or a kiss on the cheek before leaving.
:) I just really like BruHarvey/TwoBats
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