I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't help myself
[ID: An edited tumblr text post of the cats egg and cheese, with the icons replaced by Fukuzawa and Fukuchi. "egg" is copy-pasted so that there are seven of him, and the faces of the ada minus Dazai are superimposed over each one. "cheese" is alone on the right, with wan Dazai's face over his. The dialogue reads:
Fukuzawa: "My son Ranpo n my daughter Yosano n my son Kunikida n my son Kenji n my son Tanizaki n my son Atsushi n my daughter Kyouka n their coworker Dazai"
Fukuchi: "are they not all your kids? Why is Dazai not given the son title."
Fukuzawa: "I dont ljke him"
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the detective agency has a game night once every so often. most of the agency turns against one person every time (dazai) and it ends with every either drunk or hopped up on sugar. as time goes on, more and more are invited. (poe, lucy, akutagawa, chuuya)
it turns into a tradition spanning across multiple organizations, with supposed enemies meeting up at the armed detective agency to play shitty games and declare war on one another (this time as a joke)
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I love that the unspoken 1st rule of Yokohama is not to piss off the Agency. Not the Port Mafia, not the government.
But the Agency.
"Are you out of your mind?! Rule number one in Yokohama, don't piss off the Armed Detective Agency."
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lost the idgaf war
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this with fukuzawa and his i-don’t-know-how-many adopted children detectives including 3 ex child soldiers who have not seen a therapist, an autistic guy high on sugar at all times, a traumatized catboy and another traumatized kid who saw his best friend die in front of him and sometimes he goes beast mode. Also there’s an ex math teacher somehow. And odd siblings but we don’t talk about them.
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Guys please listen
Kunikida has one of those prize boxes that teachers let students pick from if they're doing well
But at the ada
Whenever a member is doing well he'll give them a little ticket that says "Kunikida prize box" and their name
And they can trade the tickets for prizes
The prizes are basic things like fidgets, colored pencils, crayons, ect
He hides the box and some of the members (COUGH COUGH DAZAI AND RANPO) know where he hides the box, but they don't steal from it because Kunikida checks the box at the start and end of the day to count everything
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the villain(ess) and the commoner
this is from the ship requests over on twitter, as i take a short break from drawing the hunting dogs. i genuinely had fun with this and it was a breath of fresh air i definitely needed for the sake of my art journey.
[id: bungo stray dogs fanart. includes the ship "ranpoe", which consists of edogawa ranpo and edgar allan poe. ranpo is shown to be carrying poe with both hands, while beaming proudly at poe. poe is shown to be holding on to ranpo by his shoulders and looks severely flustered by the gesture. they are wearing clothes based on the light novel / manga entitled "the villainess wants to marry a commoner!". ranpo is drawn to wear the same commoner attire as ursch-kun, from the light novel. from what can be seen, he wears a plain white button up, baggy brown pants that stop at his knees, black stockings and brown boots. poe is drawn to wear the same gown as isabella, from the light novel. instead of the blue gown, he wears a wine purple gown that matches his hair color. a part of his hair is also tied up to a flower-shaped bun at the right side of his head. /end id]
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flats and inspiration under the cut!
flats:
inspiration (thank you @rosepandan for giving me the idea!): "the villainess wants to marry a commoner!" light novel / manga
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i love mushitaro oguri (my wife)
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they [were] on their way to save Yokohama
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this scene is my roman empire
kunikida was an absolute badass in this scene
guy literally blew himself up using a killer one liner just to save his friends from mr. long ass sword
honestly if i was up against tecchou i would just surrender to my fate but he just went ahead and said 💥
i swear we don't appreciate this man enough
kunikida deserves more love
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hey man can we stop leaving out dazai when the whole agency is mentioned
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Bsd expect instead of the Decay of Angels framing the Agency, they just ensure that their special ability license is revoked.
Making them unable to continue as an organisation...Legally speaking. And thus anything they do that seems like they are is going to get them in trouble.
Too bad no one told them the Agency is a very grey organisation.
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Ok listen, when Alhaitham grows old he will be like Fukuzawa Yukichi.
They wield swords, have grey hair, a partner/roommate that they always argue with, stoic, old fashioned, and sticks to their morals.
They are also both super hot and I want them to ruin me.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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i read something about fukuzawa learning gen z slangs
Fukuzawa: "Ranpo, you did great, slay."
Fukuzawa listening to Kunikida's suggestion plan: "Bet."
Fukuzawa: "Never start a war between Port Mafia and the Agency. Periodt.
"Fukuzawa: "Call the fam, we will have a meeting."
Fukuzawa: "Don't hide anything from me, spill the tea"
Fukuzawa: "Wow, that's amazing work, Kyoka. Slay girlboss"
Fukuzawa: “good job with the paperwork Kunikida. You ate that shit up”
Fukuzawa: "Good job, Ranpo for solving the case. Ate with no crumbs."
Fukuzawa: "Listen to Kunikida. Let him cook"
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